(beeping phone)
Yes!
Okay, what am I gonna be for Halloween this year?
My costume's gonna be amazing.
I'm going all out.
- Mhmm, that's what you say every year.
- Um, no, for real this time.
I've got 90 whole days.
It's gonna be epic.
(beep)
I don't know what I'm going to be for tomorrow.
(funky music)
- [Both] Okay, ahhh!
- Yours is so good!
- Yeah.
- Pffffpt, ooh, hoo hoo!
- Oh my God, I love your costume.
♫ I say (screaming drowns out words)
♫ I say you're rolling in the house
♫ Watch your mouth ♫
- Are you Trinidad James?
- No, Jerome from Wired.
- No.
- I hope it works this time.
- Trick or treat!
- Help yourselves to all the candy you want.
- Yeah!
- Oh, and you know what?
Here, take some of these, too.
- [Together] Trick or treat!
- This holiday is for children,
not for 25 year-olds.
Get a life.
(slamming door)
- I'm 23, man!
(crunching)
(gasping)
- Oh my God!
(ringing doorbell)
- I turned the light off, what?
Go away, we don't have any candy!
(doorbell ringing)
Aaahhh!
(doorbell ringing)
(dance music)
- This party's gonna be amazing.
I think Justin--
is gonna be here.
- I was vroom-vrooming--
- I love it.
(yelling)
- Oh my God!
That's scary!
- I mean, I like the coldness.
(beeping and yelling)
- Oh my God!
Why!
- No.
- Jerome?
(sighing)
White people.