>> WHO DO PEOPLE TRUST THE MOST?
A POLITICIAN OR A GHOST RADAR WE
MESSED UP IN THE HEAD IF WE
BELIEVE LESS IN THE LIVING THAN
THE DEAD.
DO RESEARCH, FIND THAT PEOPLE
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS MORE THAN THEY
TRUST THE GOVERNMENT.
IT’S TOUGH COMPETITION
CONSIDERING HOW INVISIBLE KAMALA
HARRIS IS.
I DON’T KNOW IF I DESERVE THE
APPLAUSE ON THAT, ANYWAY, I’M
TAKING A.
A POLL OF NEARLY 1,000 PEOPLE
AND THE UK FOUND THAT 50 PERCENT
BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE OF
GHOST, MEANWHILE JUST 20 PERCENT
SAID THEY HAVE FAITH IN THE
GOVERNMENT.
EVEN FEWER HAD FAITH IN THE
POWER OF TOOTHPASTE.
WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS?
WHAT WITH THIS PAUL SAY IF IT
WAS DONE IN THE U.S.? IT’S HARD TO SAY THAT DEMOCRATS
IT’S HARD TO SAY THAT DEMOCRATS
DO SO WELL WITH DEAD VOTERS.
NOT TO MENTION THE POLTERGEIST
CURRENTLY HAUNTING THE OVAL
OFFICE.
AND YEARS AGO, LET’S FACE IT,
DEMOCRATS DID RIDE AROUND
WEARING WHITE SHEETS.
GETTING A A LOT OF OF LOSS TODAY
.
I’M NOT USED TO THIS.
BASICALLY A RANDOM PERSON ON THE
STREET IS MORE THAN TWICE AS
LIKELY TO BELIEVE IN CASPER
VERSUS B-1.
THE SAME SURVEY FOUND ONLY 12
PERCENT BELIEVE IN MAGIC,
APPARENTLY THEY’VE NEVER SEEN ME
IN A PAIR OF LEATHER CHAPS,
TYRUS, AS FOR BELIEVING IN
GHOSTS MORE THAN POLITICS, IT
MAY BE IT’S NOT A BAD THING.
UNTIL YOU RUN INTO A GHOST WHO
HAPPENS TO BE POLITICAL.
>> WELCOME BACK TO GHOST LOTION,
I AM YOUR HOST.
WE ARE IN THE INCREDIBLY
WELL-PRESERVED LIVING ROOM OF
NOTORIOUS VICTORIA ERROR THIS
PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
SHOW YOURSELF, SPIRIT.
>> ANOTHER FRIVOLOUS WHITE MALE.
A TIME WHEN WOMEN WERE
SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS AND THIS
IS DESTROYING THE OZONE,
FACTORIES DESTROYING THE RIGHTS
OF LABOR WORKERS IN AS OF TODAY,
THE DEMOCRATS OUR IN DANGER OF
LOSING THEIR HOUSE MAJORITY
GREAT YOU KNOW IT’S ACTUALLY
SCARY, REPUBLICANS.
GATE SHUT THE CAMERAS OFFERED BY THE WAY, HOW IS YOUR HAIR
THE WAY, HOW IS YOUR HAIR
OUTSIDE OF THE SHEET.
>> I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO
THIS QUESTION, BUT I’M GOING TO
ASK YOU ANYWAY.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST?
>> NO.
>> I TRIED TO.
>> YES, BECAUSE I WANT SOMETHING
TO BELIEVE IN.
>> EXACTLY.
>> IT’S OKAY.
>> I WAS SCARED OF THE OUIJA
BOARD.
I HAD THREE SISTERS, I KNEW THEY
MOVE THAT THING AROUND BUT IT
STILL SCARED ME.
>> MY MOM SAID IF I EVER PLAYED
WITH THAT THERE WOULD BE DOUBLES
IN THE HOUSE.
>> SHE WAS RIGHT.
YOU ARE THE DEVIL.
>> BUT, HAVING SAID YOU DON’T
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, YOU STILL
BELIEVE IN GOES MORE THAN YOU
BELIEVE IN GOVERNMENT?
>> I’D KNOW FOR SURE I DON’T
KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT GHOST, BUT I
KNOW FOR SURE I DON’T BELIEVE IN
THE GOVERNMENT.
>> I DON’T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS,
BUT I BELIEVE MY DIGESTIVE
SYSTEM IS HAUNTED.
>> OKAY.
I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH THEY
APPLAUD, I’M NOT DOING THIS
TONIGHT.
CULTURALLY, AS YOU MAY OR MAY
NOT KNOW, I’M BLACK, WE DON’T
HAVE TIME TO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
WE HAVE FREELOADING RELATIVES,
WE DON’T NEED GHOSTS IN THE DAM
HOUSE.
NO ONE WANTS TO PUT UP WITH A
HAUNTED HOUSE BECAUSE CHANCES
ARE IT’S GOING TO BE A RACIST
HAUNTED HOUSE RIGHT EVERY TIME I
COME HOME IT’S CHANGING THE
LOCKS.
PAY RENT, I DON’T NEED THAT.
ON TIME FOR THAT.
>> IS THIS A HELPFUL SURVEY I
THINK IT IS.
LIKE YOU KNOW, IT TELLS ME HOW
LITTLE TRUST PEOPLE HAVE IN
GOVERNMENT?
GET I DON’T NEED A SURVEY
BECAUSE I COULD POSE THIS
QUESTION TO ANYBODY, DO YOU WANT
TO COME OVER TO MY PARENTS HOUSE
AND HANG AROUND THE ROOM MY
MOTHER DIED IN, OR WOULD YOU
RATHER COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND
HANG OUT WITH A POLITICIAN WHO’S
GOING TO CHEW YOUR EAR OFF FOR
TWO HOURS IN THEN PICK YOUR
POCKET AND DO NOTHING FOR YOU.
>> DEAD MOM.
>> MAY BE A COLD BREEZE BLOWS
THROUGH THAT SMELLS LIKE
LAVENDER, SHE WAKES YOU UP IN
THE MIDDLE THE NIGHT, BUT YOU
GET SOMETHING FROM IT.
>> YOU WOULD BE A GREAT REAL
ESTATE AGENT.
>> SHE HAS A LOT OF JOB TITLES
BUT THINK ABOUT THIS, THIS IS
THE DEAD MOM ROOM OVER HERE.
I TELL EVERYBODY THAT COMES OVER
.
NO, YOU KNOW YOU’RE SITTING IN
THE CHAIR THAT MAMA DIED IN.
I MAKE A LOT OF FRIENDS THAT WAY
.
>> ALL RIGHT, WALTER. GET THIS STUDY PROVES THAT THEY
GET THIS STUDY PROVES THAT THEY
ARE RUNNING OUT OF STUDIES.
BUT SINCE THEY DID IT, IT CAUSED
ME TO THINK ABOUT THE
SIMILARITIES BETWEEN GHOSTS AND
GOVERNMENT.
LIKE GOVERNMENT, GHOSTS LIVE IN
A WHOLE HOUSE, LIKE GOVERNMENT,
THEY KIND OF KEEP YOU UP AT
NIGHT, AND THEN YOU WAKE UP IN A
COLD SWEAT. LIKE GOVERNMENT, GHOSTS ARE
LIKE GOVERNMENT, GHOSTS ARE MOSTLY WHITE.
LET YOU KNOW, AS I SAY, I DON’T
THINK THE STUDIES LIKE THIS
REALLY PROVE ANYTHING EXCEPT
THAT WE ARE GIVING TOO MUCH
MONEY TO OUR UNIVERSITIES.
>> HURTS I WILL POSE THIS
QUESTION TO YOU, KAT.
WHEN A GHOST BLOWS OFF ANOTHER
GHOST, IS THAT CALLED BEING
HUMAN? >> PLEASE REFRAIN.
>> PLEASE REFRAIN.
REPHRASE THE QUESTION.
>> IS IT CALLED BEING HUMAN?
>> KNOW IT’S JUST CALLED BEING A