(singing) Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
SHUT UP!
(news anchor) Scientists have just confirmed that Bigfoot is in fact real and is living in Sierra Nevada Mountain Range
(Anthony) Dude, Ian, you gotta see this
(man on TV) Oh yah chop that wood real good make that hardwood slick tool
(anchor) Now let's see that again in slow motion
The US government is offering $5,000 to anyone who can capture Bigfoot alive
(Ian) Let's get that furry bastard!
(birds tweeting)
(Ian) Got everything?
(Anthony) Think so, I got my binoculars and-
(Dane) Oh, Well hello Ian
(Ian) What are you doing here?
(Dane) Same thing you're doing, I'm here to catch Bigfoot.
(Anthony) Who the hell is this guy?
(Ian) It's Dane Shawson
Every time I enter a competition, he beats me at it
Like the biggest bubblegum bubble
The best hair reward
And the first person to jump over a steamroller
(Dane) Welp, I'll catch you two losers later, I've got a Bigfoot to catch
(Anthony) Do you know where were going, we've been walking around forever
(Ian) Uh, yeah see, were here near the upper Zora's river, we go through the hidden village, down the Bridge of Eldon and then we go in Hyrule Field
(Anthony) Dude, Is this map from Zelda?
(Ian) No! It's not-
(Anthony) Then, why is there a castle right here in Hyrule Field?
(Ian) You know what, uh, okay. Let's just um, catch Bigfoot
Y-yeah, let's go
(music)
(Mating call)
(Ian) OH MY GOD BATS! (Anthony and Ian screams)
(Anthony) Mouth
Teeth
Lips
(Ian) IT'S VLADIMIR PUTIN YOU IDIOT!
(Anthony) Then how am I suppose to know that look-
(Ian) Wait!
(muffled scream)
(Dane) It's not what you think! I thought it was a Bassfishing Magazine!
(Ian) Tell us what you doing here, Dane
(Dane) Well, I thought since finding Bigfoot gonna be pretty hard, we could work together and split the reward
(Anthony) What do you think?
(Ian) I don't know If I could trust him, dude
(Anthony) What's the worse that could happen, you worry too much.
Deal!
(Dane) Alright guys, almost there.
(Ian) Can we please just stop for a second?
(Anthony) Yeah dude, I'm getting frickin' hungry!
(Dane) How about you have a taste of MY KNOCKOUT GAS!
(Anthony) The hell was that for?
(Dane) Oops, wrong can.
MY KNOCKOUT GAS!
(coughs)
(humming)
(Anthony) Dude, What you're doing?!
(Dane) Well, I figured since I had to get rid both of you anyways, why not dress you up like Bigfoot's children!
That way, I'll get a bigger reward!
Oh, and look who else I caught
(Ian) You caught Bigfoot?!
(Dane) Bet you tone little asses I did.
Well, yours is toned.
Yours not so much.
(Anthony) We've been working really hard on it....
(Dane) Dude, don't worry about it. Just like Hannah Montana said, nobody's perfect.
(Ian) Yeah, totally-
Wait a second, let us out of here, Shane Dawson!
(Dane) My name is Dane Shawson, and if you guys give me any more lip, I will shoot you with this Bear Tranquilizer.
(Anthony) Make the call.
(Bat call)
(Dane screams)
OH MY GOD!
(gunshot)
(Dane) F****K! YOU TWO JUST RUINED MY PLAN!
(Ian) Wait, so- so Bigfoot isn't real?
(Dane) Of course he isn't real, you freaking idiot!
That video you saw on the news was staged by me!
My whole plan was perfect until you stupid little a****hole ruined it!
I could've done everything without money! I could bought a house, I could bought a car, I walk everywhere! My feet hurt really really bad and I'm tired of it!
I mean everything was planned out-
(Bigfoot) My children!
(Dane) I'M GONNA SHOOT BOTH OF YOU!
(punch)
(Anthony) Woah, thanks Bigfoot!
(Ian) Anthony, grab the net! Get him!
(muffled scream)
(Anthony) We're gonna be rich!
(Ian) Totally!
(Bigfoot cries)
(Bigfoot while crying) get me out of here
(Anthony) Dude, we can't do this to him.
(Ian) Yeah, let's get him out of here.
(Anthony) Be free, Bigfoot!
(Ian) Fly away to freedom!
(Bigfoot screams)
(Ian) I thought Bigfoot can fly.
(Anthony) Yeah, me too.
(Ian) I mean, he did on Sesame Street, right?
(Anthony) Oh dude, that was Big Bird!
(both laugh)
(Ian) Now, were idiots!
Warning, This video contains explicit material not suitable for children.
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