I know you guys are gonna. Be mad at me, but ummmm
I didn't vlog literally anything that I did last night :I
The next day, I'll give you a quick little recap. You know. *siri talks* Are you know, are you f**king kidding me. I ain't kidding
I'll give you a quick little recap. We basically just went out, and we got some ramen which was actually really good
I've never had ramen before but it was so good and um *siri talks*
You can turn that shit down if you want. No. It's still gonna cut me off. I got the vegan ramen
*siri talks*
No, don't fucking laugh. It's not funny. I'm literally so irritable right now. Yeah, that's what happens you have like nine minutes of sleep
Yeah, okay, I like
I'm gonna try to talk really fast before Siri cuts me off again, so basically when we got ramen
And then we hung out with some fun peo- *siri talks*
So then we hung out with
Wait... Am i going north
Oh my god, I just, I just want to talk
If I can get the sentence out, it's gonna be a miracle
I literally don't think it's actually physically possible for me to get out a full sentence
We hung out with Josh and Lucas and Casey
I didn't vlog, but Josh vlogged, so I'll link his channel down below
You can go subscribe and you'll see the vlog
And so then you'll see what we were doing to make a long fucking story short
I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass. I got home at like 5:00 a.m.. Yesterday morning. I woke up at 3 a.m. And then I like didn't sleep at all for like 24 hours, and then went to bed at 5 a.m.
And then slept for like 4 hours does this make sense and all my doing. Yes pretty close, yeah
I mean that's how you got to do it when you're in LA right. Okay? I'm cutting that out thats so cringy
I don't do that much social stuff in my life, so I was really proud of me for really branching out
So I'm not gonna put that in either because that's too real you know so right now. I'm in the car
I'm driving to go to Drew and Enya's Airbnb today. We're gonna be recording a podcast
I'm just like, I'm really literally running on no sleep
And I haven't had any caffeine yet today or anything my body is like failing, my body is like actually like shutting down
At like an alarming rate like my body's like, slowly deteriorating
*siri talks*
My body is like lowly its slowly melting and I like feel it. Just like just disint-. Yeah, it's bad
Getting some nice morning coffee feeling, um feeling good feeling really good. How are we feeling
Hey, we just rose and we're about to start grinding
Umm i can't see I'm trying to put a contact on in the Uber, but he had the fan on so like high
That I took it out, and it just dried and crumpled up. I literally watched it go like...
*soothing music plays*
*Spanish music plays*
Thank you queen
Me before I have my coffee
Me after I have my coffee
I don't know my old Starbucks order used to be the passion tea. You know that is?
Or the black I, no, it was peach iced tea, green tea, ya'll know what i'm talking about
Ohh yeah. I was the strawberry acai
Also I took very pretty picture, I took very pretty picture
*coughing noise*
Hey, yo chill I can't my little stretchy wetchys out
Arggghhh
Ahhh, so windy
Hey guys
Just got a camera for the first time
*Drake plays*
She says do you love me?, I tell her only partly
I only love my Mom and my bed yeahhh I'm sorry
Yeah they know me
Also I took very pretty picture, I took very pretty picture
mmhmm we in the studio
yeah spit something
Yes
Hey, yo chill I get my little stretchy wetchys out
So we're going to get some food now. I'm really freaking hungry.
Yo stop uhh uhh
*screams*
I am no part of this
Holy shit guys, what he fuck
Yo, take it down, let's see what you got with it
I'm gonna cut my motherfucking leg off
*Cheerful music plays*
I'm like I'm hitting a wall. I've had six hours of sleep in the past 48 hours
And I need some caffeine so we're gonna do that thank you so much
I don't know what I'm gonna get but I need a little something maybe some coffee
Maybe a bang whatever the hell that is yerba mate. Eh, let's see what we have here you haven't recommendation this one or this one
What so this is like a natural like energy drink? I have no clue
Oh, maybe I can take a 5-hour energy have you guys ever had a 5-hour energy?. Yes, it literally is crack, and it works. It's scary
Should I do it. No don't you'll your body will fail your Creegan body will literally collapse your lungs
Me and Jarrod already put enough garbage in our body. That's like oh, I guess I got to do this again
My favorite song
Hi, I've literally been the worst vlogger of
Potentially all-time this trip. I just want to tell you that I'm sorry ow ow ow what the fuck
I got my finger is stuck sorry
To give you some context as to why I haven't been vlogging it's because
Every time that I'm not doing something interesting and or vlogging I'm literally sleeping insert picture of me sleeping on the floor in the podcast
Studio thing this is like the first day that I've not really had anything planned sort of so today
We're going to Melrose because I want to go shopping and spend all my god marriage on Siculus
I want to spend all my goddamn money
Then my dad is now forcing me to go to some stupid museum that I'm probably gonna end up liking once I get there
It's just that whenever somebody's like go to a museum. I'm like shut the fuck up
I don't want to go to a museum, and then I end up going in and I'm like this is actually really cool
And I'm like glad that I went I'm feeling it definitely a little bit irritable
So if I seem like kind of a hashtag biatch, that's why I feel good as long as I've got a full belly
I'm I'm happy. I don't care. So you're telling me we have to get food?. Yeah well i'm happy i don't care
I'm sure there's plenty of good food there. Yeah, that's all it's all about him these days. No I'm just kidding
I want to get food too. See i have to say I have to say just kidding because I feel like people are gonna be like Emma has
Changed. No. I've been with her for a couple days, and she's totally transformed. I'm now a bitch hi
This is just how I am when I'm tired you guys don't see me like this. This is not pretty. I know well
Ooh i'm popular. I feel like my SD card's gonna run out of space, but I brought another one. Nice
You're prepared. Yeah. I'm a good Youtuber mmm. I love LA. I just feel like I have a lot here
No Do you know why I'm moving to LA and I'm gonna move into the Disneyland castle and I'm gonna live on the top floor
And I'm never gonna leave Disneyland for breakfast churros lunch
Mac and cheese, I don't know
No one gets popcorn there oh my god
Okay comment down below if you've been to Disneyland and like you somehow got blessed enough to stay in the frickin grand
California hotel
I literally don't even think I've ever stayed there except for when
Someone else brought me there with them because my parents would just never figure that out you guys just wouldn't you know very, California?
Oh hell, no exactly my parents are like we are not staying in the freaking disneyland hotel
that's like nine hundred dollars a night fuck that but one time I got to eat breakfast there because I just got really lucky and
I had place you got attacked by that big chipmunk
Let's not talk about it. I got to eat breakfast at the Grand, California
They have like waffles that are shaped like Mickey Mouse very awesome taste is mediocre
But the shape it just makes up for it. Also. I had like fruit and stuff
What was the fruit of course it was a melon combo watermelon cantaloupe honeydew sometimes pineapple which is not a melon?
But it always ends up in there, and there's always like three of them
And they always end up tasting not even like pineapple anymore
they just taste like cantaloupe the entire melon medley does always just taste like cantaloupe because
cantaloupe with such a dominant flavor
And it just makes everything taste like cantaloupe that it touches you think that you're eating like honeydew, then when you take a bite
It's actually taste like cantaloupe because the cantaloupe juice rubbed all over it, but the funny thing is I don't even eat honeydew *siri talks*
Yeah, I don't like honeydew because it tastes like frickin water. You know how actually, you just haven't had a good honeydew
Because they don't all taste like that
Okay that's stupid because also I think that you know the guy that like interviews all the SoundCloud rappers. No jumper or something
I think they have stores on Melrose and so maybe I'll get to see a little pump to be determined...
Take a hot look at this shit it says coffee for sasquatch right there
You can't really see because the coffee is kind of blurred out
But as you know I am a very big fan of sasquatch myself
And I think that I had a such an iconic name that I don't even care if the coffee is shitty
I just want to check it out. You can tell if coffee is gonna be good based on like this based on the aesthetic
Sorry, I feel like you can tell if a coffee shops gonna be good if they have like neon signs like the neon like signs
I'll insert something right here so that you know what I'm talking about if they have a neon sign like this you know It's gonna be good coffee
*Cheerful music plays*
You got that right
*Cheerful music plays*
Ohhhh my god
We don't normally flex like this, but this is vegan too so don't can roast me in the comments
I don't want to frickin hear it
*Cheerful music plays*
Lets do a little taste test
*Cheerful music plays*
That donut was so f***ing good I can't believe is real
Oh my god, that's so true
alright, we go into this place because
I don't know every time I see some sort of thrift style store. I'm going in
I don't care if it looks bad. I don't care if it looks good. That's just how I be ok
Yeah, so far so bad
That was not what I was looking for they had some supreme stuff at the front, but it didn't look real
And that's how you know that you have to leave even though
I know I don't own anything from supreme, so I don't know what's real and what's fake, but it looks kind of fake
But how am I supposed to know because I don't own anything like that because guess what I'm not a hype beast
I don't roll like that, but if you want to send me anything supreme in my p.o. Box my p.o
Box is open
I will leave the link down below if you want to send me some supreme but besides that that's all I got let's see what
We can find
This isn't actually that expensive so far same so we can bury
120 bucks never mind everything was like two hundred dollars, so that was canceled, but now we're going in here
Alright guys kind of feel a little quirky in these let me know yes or no comment down below
There's like so much cool stuff that I actually can't look at it off and like try everything on that
I love and so I'm just like looking and just like I'm emotionally I'm completely distraught overwhelmed yes
And you know what because of that feeling I'm to buy these and if you think that they're ugly. I don't get the break I
Don't care. What you think I just bought these hoes kind of sad
I've been going to all these cool places and now I'm going to Urban Outfitters
But I just can't help my addiction so here. We are really not proud of me, but here we are you know?
A little pump if you're in there, I just want to let you know. I'm just like really proud of you
I know we haven't seen each other in a while, but I hope you've been good miss you so much
I know that you we are in
I'm overheating
See you always see me looking at jeans you never see me buying jeans why
On jeans why are you turning it off? I know you guys always make fun of me because I always buy collared shirts
But I don't care. This is 16 bucks tucked into some jeans
Okay this Lighting's
Stupid just finished on Melrose. It was definitely really dope I'm definitely a fan. I would definitely shop here again
Literally so many good thrift stores. They're not that sort of like vintage like resale shops. I don't know probably shouldn't go shopping
Where's your water or whatever I guess we'll just see you at the Museum
Which I just don't want to go to but she's gonna say. She's saying right now. I don't want to go
It's not gonna be fun. Let's see what happens once I get older
I'll be able to enjoy things like wine and in museums in museums even though
I cherry enjoy wine but not museums so update we drove like an hour to get to the museum
And then it was closed because there's a power outage. Hey guys
What's up, so you know? How I told you guys earlier that I was gonna do a haul once. I got home
You know mm-hmm cancelled not gonna happen
I'm gonna do one when I get home from this trip because I'm leaving tomorrow morning
So let's do and when I get home, so don't worry about it. You know also
I've got some other stuff like recently that I want to include, too
So it'll just be like a big fun haul and I can't wait, but you're gonna see that in like one second
But I'm gonna film it in like 24 hours, so anyways crazy hug life happens this trip
I just ruined my body I feel so horrible my head hurts. I am dehydrated. I haven't exercised in so long
I am just a mess, but I'm doing great. You know it's okay. Just kidding. See you when I get home
It's gonna be so crazy. I'm gonna cover the camera and then when I take my hand away
I'm gonna be home where's for me. I still have to pack my bags
I still have to fly on a plane all the way home
I still have to wake up early like I have so much shit that I have to do
But you aren't even gonna see any of that
I'm gonna cover the camera, and I'm gonna take my hand away
And I'mma be home, I'm gonna have showered
I'm gonna have unpacked my bags and I'm gonna be settled back into my house
For you it's gonna be one second but for me it's gonna be a
CrAzY jOuRnEy
It's crazy. FuCk dude.
SHIT
Fuck, no that like, fucks with me.
Like, I wish that I was you right now. I wish that it was that easy.
You know what, I'm too tired for this Shit.
Go listen to Oprah or something if you want something inspirational and insightful.
DON'T COME TO MY CHANNEL FOR THAT
Let's activate this magic
It's hall time baby, it's hall time *shushes the screen*
*Twinkly music plays*
Wwwww... I'm home now.
I don't normally do halls, so this is a little bit weird but I kinda feel like I got some cool stuff lately
I'm not gonna do it like a normal hall.
Instead of like holding stuff up and being like
ThIs iS WhAt i GoT hehe
I'm just gonna show me wearing the clothes
instead of talking about it cause no one cares.
I'm just gonna show you me wearing it and then I'll have the store name
in one of the corners. That's gonna be it.
I just feel like, no one cares about me talking about the clothes. You just wanna see the clothes.
That's how I feel anyways.
And I'll link almost all of them down below, this is about as beauty guru as it gets for me...so
don't get too used to this cause it's not gonna happen again sO *sharp inhale*
Yeah. I guess that's it.
But let me tell you the stores these things are from
um number 1, all the thrift stores on Melrose.
number 2, some stuff from Urban Outfitters
and number 3, some stuff from Rom-way...or Romwe
it's spelt like this, I don't know, Romwe, I don't #$@* care
Enjoy, that's it.
Let's get into it! Ow #$*@ Let's get into it!
OW FUCK, LET'S GET INTO IT
ahhh
*Emma dancing weirdly with pop music playing*
(wow she really went for that one)
*Dancing continues*
(dat ass doe)
*pop music cuts out to real audio*
*Outro music plays*
*cough cough* stan Twice