“The acting at the start looks like some porn acting scene.”
[The People Vs.]
[Poundz]
[Noisey asked Poundz to respond to YouTube comments]
[on his video for “Smooth Criminal”]
Yo, people, this is Noisey’s The People Vs. Poundz.
Let’s get into it.
“He was deffo that one crackhead kid that break danced at parties
for no reason.”
Oi, nah.
That’s a big boy diss, still.
I’ll probably breakdance in your girl’s bedroom.
Don’t ever come at me like that again.
Next person to comment is called Jeet and Skeet,
“Poundz doesn’t slide into DMs.
He moonwalks in.”
I mean, if I was to slide into DMs, yeah, pretty sure.
Moonwalking will be very sliding in style, still.
I don't know, man.
I play it like respectful and approachable, like,
“Hello, beautiful, how you doing?”
Just leave a little question mark, know what I mean?
Maybe little eyes or...
You know that my little favorite emoji,
the hand on the chin,
it’s just like, “How you doing?”
Do you know what I mean? It just spices it up a bit,
makes it not boring.
The next comment is from Shush.
Weird name, Shush.
“The acting at the start looks like some porn acting scene.”
Yeah, I can’t lie. It does look like when you’re getting head
and it’s too crazy, so yeah.
Nah, I ain’t shot no porno vids before.
Arachnids Gaming, “Black Michael is back in full form, boys.”
I could pull off the moves anyway, so.
Maybe the essence of Michael Jackson
just came in my body on the day
because I was feeling proper different.
And I don’t know man, I ain’t seen a moonwalk like that in years.
Andre Xavier, “When you dream big like Hollywood,
but your director’s on a Nollywood budget.”
Yeah, that one is sick still, I give it to you still.
From Aman, he says, “He definitely took GCSE drama.”
Nah, I didn’t even try acting at all, you know?
I just literally think,
like, if you’re telling a lie to your mum, you want her to believe it.
So it’s just like, if you’re going to act something,
even if it’s crazy, just believe it innit,
and make it real.
The maddest lie I told my mum?
That I’m celibate.
This person says, “My daughter said she’ll be busy this weekend.
Why is she in this video?” That’s not my problem to deal with.
That’s your issue.
Another person that commented is called Chi U,
“‘Sexy girl look appealing, what’s your number stop teasing,’
bare mandem gonna be using this to move gyal.”
That’s smooth.
If if a man uses that to move to a girl, that’s a smooth line,
I can’t lie.
Not to be cocky, like, but I don’t really move to girls.
They run at me and they just dive like rugby.
Ah, mate.
This person says, “I’m just wondering what the father
is gonna say when he sees his A*,
God fearing baby girl dressing like a nurse,
dancing in the rain with some guy half naked.”
Would I I let my daughter dance half naked?
No.
So, yeah. Sorry, sorry, Dad. Might have to chat to your daughter.
Well, Jonezy Plays says,
“This Michael Jackson better not touch kids.”
Hey bro, don’t even try and put me in that limelight, my G.
Please. Definitely not.
Thanks for the good comments.
Some of them were funny. Some of the jokes were dead.
A lot of you had **** names, that were whack.
And yeah, man, I’m out.