- Dead Barbie walking.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music begins)
Gooooood Mythical Morning.
- When you hear the word durability,
what do you think of?
- You think of toilet seat, attire, a really old bagel.
- Well, after today you're gonna be thinking about
this little lady. - Barbie.
- Here's the deal ever since Barbie had her debut in 1959,
Mattel has continually updated the way Barbie's constructed
to make sure no child sheds a tear over accidentally
maiming or killing her.
- Hello.
Last year we actually learned firsthand how
difficult it is to destroy a Barbie.
(groaning)
Okay - Okay.
- Okay.
- They build Barbie so well now.
- Is this the whole video?
Us just trying to rip a arm off
of Barbie.
- That's right because the engineers over at Mattel
do some pretty brutal stuff to Barbie
in order to test her durability.
They do environmental tests
to guard against exposure to UV rays.
They do tear tests, saliva tests, that's weird
and even bite tests.
- And as a result, she's pretty darn indestructible.
Is she?
- Oh, gosh.
(laughs)
- I tried to do like a maniacal laugh.
- I noticed and it kinda came out as a breath.
- It came out as like (exhales deeply).
- Like huh.
- It could have been my last breath.
What if my last breath is on this show?
- Well, we get a lot of views.
- Well, I'm glad you-
- It would also be demonetized.
- Glad you're thinking about the right things.
Today there's gonna be a lot
of Barbie's last breaths.
'Cause we think there' some means
of destruction, Mattel has not yet outsmarted.
It's time for "Let's Get Weird With It:
Destroying Barbie Edition".
Yeah, Rhett and I are gonna be testing some new
and let's call 'em unique ways to damage, maim, destroy
and just downright a obliterate some unlucky Barbies.
- And we would like to remind you
please do not try this at home.
Also toy story is not real and Barbie cannot feel pain.
- Meet Teacher Barbie.
You can tell she's a teacher because she's got on glasses.
- [Rhett] Right?
- And she's got a nice little school board here
and there's a hamster in a terrarium
with something that grows and look at that
there's letters and one pupil.
Chelsea.
- [Rhett] Oh, hey Chelsea.
- Hi. I'm ready to learn.
Teach me.
- You're gonna learn a lot today, Chelsea.
- Yeah.
I think the big question we're trying to answer is
can Barbie be destroyed by her own petard?
- Oh, you've been going to school.
- Can we destroy her with a pencil sharpener?
- Okay, so you always start with da feet.
I mean, that's what you gotta do.
That's what I always say.
- Hold on.
Chelsea.
- [Rhett] She's gotta watch this.
- Why is there only one student?
I think that's a cost problem.
Ooh, oh.
- [Rhett] Okay, well.
- Well, let me look.
She seems like she's doing okay.
- She's still happy.
- She might not be happy out of this,
but I feel like I'm gonna have to clip
off the toes in order to get this thing in.
- Well, it's a school supply.
- Barbie.
Bite down real hard.
- There we go.
Chelsea, you learning anything?
If you get caught plagiarizing, Chelsea
the teacher doesn't punish you.
She punishes herself.
- [Rhett] Do you see any plastic coming out in there?
- Nothing.
- I can't do it.
- I've got a bigger one here.
- Oh, well thanks.
Thanks for letting me know.
(laughs)
There is real plastic coming off now.
Chelsea, Chelsea.
Don't look away.
I know you want to, don't look away.
- Snip off that thumb.
- You don't need a thumb to teach.
- Relax, Barbie.
That's the key to this.
- Miss Barbie?
- The key is not pushing too hard.
- Miss Barbie, are you okay?
- [Link] Ooh, oh, it's going deep.
I'm all the way up to the tricep.
- [Rhett] Oh, let me see what you got.
- [Both] Oh.
- [Rhett] Look at that, Chelsea.
- [Link] That is sharp.
- [Rhett] Look what happened to your teachers hand.
It's like a pencil.
Now, Link let's see-
- I wonder if she can use her arm like a pencil.
- She can grade your paper.
Hmm, let me see what you did in your composition notebook.
Nothing. - A lot of nothing.
- All right.
Okay.
You know, Barbie, she's old school.
She does a little dip.
- Ooh, okay.
Up to the elbow.
- And I'm gonna give you a D plus.
Look at that.
That is wonderful.
- I give Barbie an A plus.
Before we obliterate this next Barbie
I wanna invite you to go over
to the Mythical Kitchen channel.
Mythical chef Josh and I collaborated
on a fancy fast food episode.
We made the fiercely fancy version
of Popeye's chicken sandwich.
I got a little bit outta my culinary comfort zone.
We recreated a meme from season 13, had a lot of fun.
I survived and revived my passion
for cooking that you're gonna see on display here.
- Okay. - In a second.
So when you're done with this
go to the Mythical Kitchen channel.
See me and Josh make a really expensive chicken sandwich.
- Let me set the stage for you.
Chef Barbie has another big day
of catering ahead of her,
but oh no!
She just realized she's almost out
of meat for the main course.
In order to save her thriving business,
Chef Barbie may need to make the ultimate sacrifice.
- Which is?
- Well, I've already cut her in half, so.
- Okay, herself.
- That was a little magic trick I've been waiting on.
So here's what we're gonna do, Link.
This is a deli meat slicer, okay.
- Yeah, it is.
- And so what we're gonna do.
- Why is it on your side?
- Well, just go watch that fancy fast food
and you'll figure it out.
Okay, I'm gonna take this piece
of meat and I'm going to-
- This is all the ham that Chef Barbie has left?
- Yeah.
As you can see somehow she's lacking a little bit
of her hand because there's a hole inside of it,
but she wants her guest to have a whole ham.
And so she's gonna fill the hole in her ham with herself.
- Put her head out.
Yeah.
- Okay, let's get her.
She's really gotta get in that ham.
- [Link] Okay.
- Okay, now-
- Who's nervous?
- [Rhett] Plant this thing down here.
- Yep, then your fingers turn it on.
Ooh, okay, so that's spinning.
Let's see if we can create some Barbie slices.
Oh, I see some hair.
- There we go.
- Oh, look there's half of a hand.
Oh, gosh!
- I got some head coming through.
- Now, I'm not gonna reach and grab that.
- I got here some more head.
Oh, there's a lot of head.
- Look at that.
That is a,
that is a piece of her nogging.
Keep going. - [Rhett] There's more.
More with that came from.
- Got a little head meat.
- She's doing great.
She's still smiling.
- Look at this guys.
Boop.
She's watching you.
She's keeping her eyes on you.
We got a nice cross slice.
- Whoa!
- Chelsea, you want a closer look?
- Wow, what are you learning today, Chelsea?
- I'm not hungry anymore.
I know some people who are hungry.
All right, ladies time for your meal.
- It's a cannibal Barbie party!
- [Link] Finger sandwiches and more.
- It's more like Barbie killer.
- You want some Barbie Q sauce on that?
- Now as you can see, the ladies don't seem to be-
They just seem to be happy to be there,
but again, if you wanna maintain class
don't eat any of the food that is offered to you.
- Dig in.
- That's how you go to a party in LA.
- Welcome to Burbank beach,
where Beach Barbie is gon' get her tan on.
Under the watchful eye
of Lifeguard Barbie.
But the thing is Beach Barbie doesn't believe
in global warming or science.
So instead of using SPF, she likes, go for it
to cover herself in oils,
which by the way are known to break down plastics.
- [Rhett] Essential oils.
- [Link] Oh, gosh.
- Did I get enough on her?
- Little does she know that it's gonna be an act
of God kind of a day.
- A blistering day.
- So hot from these heat guns.
Let's start with her legs.
I'll start with that leg too.
- Now she didn't get any essential-
- Oh!
- What is that burning?
- That's oil.
That's a oil cloud.
I mean that right shin.
- [Rhett] That is one heck of a shin.
Don't breathe that in.
- I mean- - Oh, look at that hand.
- It smells good.
- Look, all her fingers kind
of just are blending together now.
Oh, there we go.
- You gotta get that dark basting.
- [Rhett] Whoa, look at the hair.
Look at the hair!
- Oh, whoa, whoa!
Hoo-hoo!
She's getting hot, girl!
Oh, yeah.
- Okay, now it's right on the face.
- [Link] Right on the face.
- [Rhett] Okay, we got some face meltage.
Hold on is Chelsea watching all this?
- Oh, Chelsea's definitely watching.
- Chelsea, you don't look away.
This is a beach day.
- I'm holding the back of her head
up so that she really wants that nice.
- Okay, I'm getting some burning plastic.
Now you can keep it up.
Beach Barbie has been camping out a little bit too close
to Lifeguard Barbie and Lifeguard Barbie
has been hearing some of Beach Barbie's stupid ideas
about science and so she stopped using SPF as well.
- I think Beach Barbie's getting a little sleepy.
I think she's taking a nap.
- Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, oh!
You just gave her a-
Stop, stop, stop!
You gave her a goatee.
You gave her like a perfect.
She looks like the Devil.
She's got like that-
- Now I'm gonna give her a little trim.
Oh, like what it does to the hair.
- [Link] And what about her megaphone?
Oh, there you go.
And her hand?
- And her dog.
Never hurt the dog.
Get the dog out of there.
- Yeah, don't hurt the dog.
Chelsea can have the dog.
Chelsea, you know what?
You're gonna have to adopt that lifeguard dog.
- What about the lifeguard stand?
Can we get that to go?
- [Link] Oh, yeah we can.
- Chelsea, you learning anything?
- There it goes.
Phew!
(laughs)
BFFs forever.
Pack your bags ladies.
You know what?
This is beautiful.
Let's see if I can get her head to melt completely.
- We've burned all the essential oils.
This is just straight plastic fumes.
- [Link] What? We want her to be-
- [Rhett] Oh, did you see what happened
to that thing I did?
Look, I made a-
- [Link] You made a bubble. - [Rhett] I made a bubble.
Did you see that bubble?
- [Link] You made a bubble.
- I didn't even realize I did that.
- [Link] Palm tree.
Palm tree is in impervious.
Forget it.
Let's see if we make a beach chair go up.
This should catch fire.
- [Link] There we go.
That's nice.
- It kind of makes almost like a little thong.
You see that?
- [Link] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It turned a beach chair into a g-string.
- [Rhett] A little thong.
- [Link] All right, so what have we accomplished here?
- Well, I think that Beach Barbie learned a valuable lesson
that you can't just make things true by believing them.
So we've been trying to grow grass in our parking lot
for months for no particular reason.
And the only thing that has sprung up is this invasive
species of Barbie weed.
- [Link] Yeah and as you can see, they spring up unclothed.
- Yeah, they always start naked.
There's only one way to handle these.
We gotta mow 'em down.
- Mow 'em down.
All right, so you take the mower and I'll take one
of these.
I'll take this cone so I can communicate
with you while you're mowing.
- All right, I don't know how loud it's gonna be.
It is an electric mower.
- Chelsea, are you watching?
(electric mower engine roars)
All right.
Nice and easy.
Oh, yeah.
Take it easy.
It's working.
Definitely working.
Oh, my God.
- Okay, so I saw one purple head just fly over there.
Did you see that?
- What just happened?
Oh, there's a head.
I got one over here.
- Ah, hey Chelsea, what do you think about that?
Did you get a good look at that?
- Check out the-
- Still learning things?
- The head on that one just kind
of fell off.
You know what?
I think that we can go another level lower.
Can I give it the honors?
- Sure, do it! Make it lower!
- [Link] Medium setting.
Here we go.
Firing her up.
- Make it happen, captain.
(lawn mower engine roaring)
Oh, yeah.
Yeah!
(laughs)
- [Link] It's scary.
- Yeah, yeah. I love it.
- Me too.
- Hey, you gotta push down and come down on it.
Whoa (laughs).
Yeah, yeah there you go.
Whoa!
- Oh, watch out!
(laughs)
Ah!
(screaming)
- Okay. There we go.
- We definitely broke it.
- No, you just unplugged it 'cause you're stepping on it.
- Oh. (laughs)
- Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
- Okay. - Woo!
Yeah!
- There's still a little bit.
There's still a little bit left.
Let's see.
- [Link] Oh, my goodness.
- Some of these are tougher.
Like look at this hair.
I mean, this head is-
(groaning)
We can't get it out.
- Can't get it out.
Dang.
- So, I mean, once a Barbie weed is rooted in
it's always gonna be there.
Oh, you know what?
- Let's see what we got here.
- [Link] Let's see what we got.
(laughs)
- All we got is a bundle of hair.
(laughs)
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- You know what time it is.
- [Caitlyn] Hi, I'm Caitlyn.
- I'm Amelia.
- And we're from West Jefferson, North Carolina
and we're watching GMM in the Barbie dream house.
It's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
(laughs)
- You gotta get that Lee in there.
Oh, that was cute.
- I mean, I didn't think we were in cahoots with Mattel,
but we're in a guess we're in the mansion.
- We're in the mansion.
All right, click the top link to watch us pick
a new boyfriend for Barbie and (indistinct).
- And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality
is gonna land.
- Link you have to do it.
This is what it means to be a chef.
Take it.
I feel like Harry Potter feeding Dumbledore.
No Harry.
No more.
But Mr. Dumbledore you've got a drink.
That's what Harry Potter sounds like in my head.