- If you build it... - My precious...
Did you see last night's episode? I can't believe they killed that character.
- He was my favourite. - Shh! Sean's going to say something.
The man who passes the sentence
should swing the sword.
Hashtag: Joffrey's a twat.
I'm really looking forward to this wedding.
Has anyone seen the rest of my body?
I usually leave it below and behind me, but
I must have misplaced it this morning.
Everyone is mine to torment--
[CHOKES] Oh God! Not again!
Where are my dragons?
Oh there they are.
Hodor.
I want to take his face...
off.
The long night is coming.
So you'd better put the kettle on.
♪ Here's the story of a dwarf named Tyrion
♪ Who was brother to two very creepy twins
♪ Both of them had hair of gold
♪ like their parents, Joanna and Tywin
♪ But then one day little Cersei looked at Jamie
♪ and she knew that it was much more than a hunch,
♪ that though siblings, they'd shag and spawn a family
♪ That's the way they all became the Inbred-y Bunch
♪ The Inbred-y Bunch, the Inbred-y Bunch
♪ That's the way they became the Inbred-y Bunch.
[DANAERYS] Oh seven hells!
I've got an itch on the tip of my nose.
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse.
[OLD NAN] At least you got your face taken when you were young and hot!
No one's borrowed Old Nan's face!
Probably because my face looks like someone sat on it!
[DANAERYS] No one is borrowing my face!
I am Danaerys Stormborn.
Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Collector of Titles--
[JON SNOW] Oh, shut up! You know nothing.
Targaryens are all idiots, right Dad?
Dad?
Ed- Eddard?
[NED STARK] Oh, sorry! I thought you were talking to someone else.
Look Dany, sooner or later you're gonna have to face facts,
and the fact is, you're a face!
- [LAUGHTER] - [JON] That's killer, Dad!
[NED STARK] Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
Literally, because someone has my face reserved until next Tuesday.