[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
FELICIA: I'm here at the Third Street Dance Studio with my
friend, Kevin.
KEVIN: Hello, Felicia.
FELICIA: Hello.
KEVIN: I see that you have a poodle skirt.
FELICIA: Yeah, where's your poodle skirt?
KEVIN: I forgot it.
I know, I left it at home.
Next time.
FELICIA: Or your 8-bit bow.
KEVIN: Or the 8-bit bow.
I like your 8-bit bow, too.
FELICIA: Yay.
KEVIN: Yay.
We're robots.
FELICIA: OK.
KEVIN: We're going to go dance.
FELICIA: So this is Larisa, and she's going to be our
swing instructor today.
So is there a potential to be injured here?
Is Kevin going to injure me?
LARISA: No, of course not.
So let's start with our feet about shoulder width apart.
FELICIA: I have a problem with my rights and my lefts.
I'm just going to establish that right now.
I just have to go like this in my head.
LARISA: But Kevin's going to take care of you.
KEVIN: I'll take care of you.
FELICIA: Is this a chauvinist dance?
Because--
LARISA: You know, it is the one place in the world that he
is allowed to be in control.
So--
KEVIN: Whoa.
LARISA: But this is a good thing.
This is a good thing.
We get to relax.
KEVIN: Whoa, power position right now.
FELICIA: I don't know if I like this.
Can I learn the man part?
KEVIN: She can't be a man.
She has a poodle skirt on.
LARISA: I think you'll find the submission actually kind
of a good thing.
I know that sounds weird.
FELICIA: What the hell?
KEVIN: Just do it.
FELICIA: That is not going to ever earn you a lady vagina.
LARISA: OK.
Slow, slow, a quick, quick, slow, slow, quick, quick.
How easy, right?
KEVIN: How easy.
LARISA: Whoa.
KEVIN: Wait--
FELICIA: He did it wrong!
He did it wrong!
LARISA: No finger pointing here!
KEVIN: No finger pointing here!
We're a team, and if she doesn't get
it then I push her.
LARISA: Well, yeah, actually.
FELICIA: What?
Wait, what?
KEVIN: We're rotating.
FELICIA: I have a tendency to lead.
KEVIN: Too bad.
FELICIA: I need you to submit.
KEVIN: Too bad, you're submitting right now.
FELICIA: I'm not submitting!
KEVIN: Slow!
Ah!
No, don't hurt me.
LARISA: Should we be switching roles now?
KEVIN: I am the man!
FELICIA: Ow!
LARISA: So don't forget we're in a swing class, hence the
poodle skirt.
So we're back to a closed position.
KEVIN: Hey, let me--
I'll make sure she does--
FELICIA: I don't think by myself.
I'm a submissive soda can, Kevin.
LARISA: And then back with the left foot and
tap with the right.
This routine--
FELICIA: Oh, this is the Charleston.
My mom taught me this.
LARISA: And a forward, forward, and kick and back and
tap, and forward and kick and back and tap.
Good.
So now--
KEVIN: What just happened?
FELICIA: I got excited!
LARISA: And a slow, slow--
FELICIA: Oh, I was waiting for you!
KEVIN: What are you doing?
Let me do this!
FELICIA: This is me at 90.
LARISA: So I'm just going to count for you.
Here we go.
So ready--
He's going to--
KEVIN: Hey I didn't turn you!
FELICIA: [BEEP]
LARISA: I'm going to show you what to do, and then I'm going
to tell you what the name of this is after.
So you want to be flat as a board and go all the way down.
You're right knee's bent.
FELICIA: What?
Like that?
LARISA: Here.
FELICIA: I don't trust this at all.
Like basically like--
LARISA: Whoa!
Whoa!
And pull her up.
FELICIA: I dropped my butt.
LARISA: Over!
Over over!
KEVIN: I forgot to step.
LARISA: Ah!
I'll help you up.
FELICIA: Thank you!
He's like screw her!
LARISA: Step over with your left leg, pull her up on the
other side.
Pop.
KEVIN: Whoa
LARISA: Done!
Now we tell you the name of it.
FELICIA: What is it called?
LARISA: Death drop.
KEVIN: Death drop!
LARISA: So are you guys ready for your finale?
FELICIA: Yes.
KEVIN: Yes.
LARISA: Maybe we can kind of keep Kevin just the cool guy.
FELICIA: Here we go.
Hey cool man.
KEVIN: Hey, doll.
[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
LARISA: That was pretty good.
FELICIA: Thank you very much.
That was like the funnest thing I have
done in quite a while.
KEVIN: That's the biggest workout
I've gotten in a while.
FELICIA: It was a learning lesson to let the man lead.
KEVIN: I know.
Did you learn something from that?
FELICIA: I don't think it transfers to real life at all.
So OK, bye.
[MUSIC PLAYING]