My name is Lloyd Griffith. I'm a Grimsby Town fan
and I'm a taxi driver for Premier League footballers.
The person I'm picking up today,
not only does he play for one of the best teams in the country,
he's also very much in the England set-up.
So, I reckon I'm picking him up from a pretty sweet gaffe. Although...
It's a caravan park!
It's Dele! All right? Hello, mate!
Look at this place.
How long have you lived here?
Erm, a couple of years now. A couple of years?
Is this your...caravan?
Yeah, that's my one there, yeah. How many rooms?
Oh, two bedrooms. Two bedrooms? Two en-suites.
Pretty sweet little caravan, that, mate.
Obviously had my car modified.
Most people get, like, suspension lowered or bigger rims.
I've had Grimsby Town's badge embroidered on the seat.
Do you like it?
Just on one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I couldn't afford the other one.
Is that their badge? Yeah. It's nice. Thank you, mate.
You obviously play for Tottenham Hotspur. Yeah.
Can you remember the last time
Grimsby Town played Tottenham Hotspur?
Didn't know they had played. Well, they have. No, I don't know.
2005. Innit? Do you know who won? Tottenham.
No. Grimsby? Yes, mate.
Was it a friendly? No! League Cup! Oh, right.
But honestly, mate, that was the best day of my life.
What's going on?
Oh, Tottenham fans... Yeah. But that's the best thing, right?
They've basically seen a Range Rover behind us
and they think there's a Tottenham player in there.
This is it! This is what you need to do,
get yourself a Seat Ibiza 1.9 TDI S 2003 reg
and no-one is not going to ask you for a...
Do you see that? Do they usually stop you
when you come out of there? Yeah, all the time. This is amazing.
Let's just say you've had a busy day, it's a Saturday,
you're tired, you get home, how does it work?
Do you tuck yourself in or does Eric do it for you?
Or do you tuck Eric in? I mean...
If one of us was to tuck the other one in... Yeah?
..Eric would be tucking me in. Oh, would he? Yeah. Oh, that's nice.
Do you think that you're bros for life?
Yeah, definitely - I think,
whatever happens in our careers, hopefully, we stay together.
Hypothetical situation - burning building,
do you save Danny Rose, Son, or Eric Dier's toothbrush?
Eric Dier's toothbrush! That's how much love there is.
Nah, joking. No, that's it, first answer!
So, I've noticed on social media, recently, your name,
it now says "Dele", just "Dele". What's the reasoning behind that?
I want to be my own person. Yeah?
So, it's just, like, the first name now. Yeah.
So, you've got, like, Pele, Kaka, Rivaldo,
Beyonce, do you know what I mean?
Like, they've all got... Beyonce! Beyonce, yeah.
Mate, she is an absolutely incredible footballer.
They've all used just their one name
so, if you're going down that route, then I mean,
it's almost like a stairway to kind of, like, greatness.
I'd love to see the wave.
Mate, that is so good.
How did it come about?
When I was at MK,
they played Man United in the Cup
and it was, like, the first time the cameras had been out
and, I don't know,
I was just talking to one of my friends
and I waved at the camera
and then it was, like, on Sky Sports and stuff for, like,
they were talking about me on Sky Sports and, like,
they used that clip and no-one mentioned it
and then after I signed for Tottenham, all of a sudden,
everyone had seen it and everyone was just going on about it.
For me, it was just a normal wave,
so I didn't know why everyone was like...
But now...yeah.
Where are we? Do you know? Don't have a clue.
Absolutely no idea where we are. Have you got your sat nav on, or...?
No! I don't use a sat nav, I'm all... It's in me head.
But I think I know where we are. Do you have Nando's?
Big Nando's fan. Fantoke?
Fantoke, yeah. Mate, big fan of Fantoke.
Don't pretend that's yours. No, obviously it's yours.
I'm not saying I've invented Fantoke.
I'm just saying. But I also have, like, other things, like Drite.
Drite? Mate, I know Sprite. Yeah.
What's the "dr"?
Dr... Dr Pepper? Yes, mate. Is it? Dr Pepper and Sprite.
Get involved. Is that nice? Yes, lovely.
Gary Lineker has done us a quiz.
Questions all about Tottenham Hotspur.
Oh... What?
You play for 'em!
Yeah, but my football knowledge and, like, the history
is not very good.
Well, I mean, there's no backing out now, mate. Literally.
The doors are locked.
LINEKER: 'Lloyd, Dele, get ready to buzz.
'Who was the last man before Harry Kane
'to win the Premier League Golden Boot for Spurs?'
FANFARE
Sheringham. Teddy Shed... Sherrington, How do you say it?
Sheringham. Teddy Sheringham. 'The answer, Teddy Sheringham.
'Question two, Spurs' last trophy was the League Cup in 2008
'but who did they beat?'
Pffft!
SIREN
Chel...Chelsea.
Chelsea, 2-1. Woo!
'Question three, which current Spurs player scored
'a 35-yard screamer on their Premier League debut
'for Spurs against Arsenal?'
FANFARE
Danny Rose.
'Danny Rose.' Very confident, there.
'Question four, which player did Mauricio Pochettino bring
'down to give a penalty away against England?'
SIREN
Teddy Sheringham?
'Michael Owen.'
He never told me that one.
'Final question, which Tottenham player was the only man to win
'a World Cup Golden Boot?'
FANFARE
I was changing gear. Gary Lineker.
'I knew you would get that right.' A bit arrogant, Gary!
OK, so, it's now time for the Unpredictable Glove.
The glove has written some questions about your team-mates.
You've got answer quickfire. Are you ready? Yeah. Go!
Worst car? Yeah.
Eric Dier. Ooh! What's he got?
He's bought a Land Rover Defender.
I think that's a bit of a farmer's car.
A farmer's car! Next one.
Is this your handwriting?
Erm, no.
Who do I think is the best in bed?
Team-mate?
Other than me? Woo-hoo-hoo! Fighting talk!
I'd say...
I'm going to say Moussa Dembele. Really?
Just because he's, like, really flexible.
He's always, like, doing squats and stretching and stuff.
I reckon Hugo Lloris.
Cos he's French?
French, good-looking, very good with his hands.
Know what I mean?
Keeps a clean sheet, so, it's a nice, tidy bed.
Even now, I'm getting a bit excited talking about it.
We'd better move onto the next one.
Ho-ho! Worst tattoo!
Lamela. What is it of?
He's got a football on his ankle. Has he?
Yeah, probably the worst one I've seen in the changing room so far.
So it's now time for Paddlefoot.
Curtis Davies, 22, Joel Ward, at 26.
Do not give me grief about that. They don't smell. They don't smell.
That is horrendous.
All right, we've got a traffic jam, so, we've got a bit of time. Ready?
21! Oh! One away.
OK, last go...
35! Oh, my days.
And just to confirm, it is just now...
It's just Dele, isn't it? Just Dele, yeah. Yeah, cool.
Do you want to hear my impression of Sellotape?
HE MIMICS SQUEAK OF SELLOTAPE
Bit of fun, innit?
OK, there you go, Dele. There's your badge.
I'll move Troy down, Curtis Davies down, Joel Ward...
There he is. Dele on 35.
Now, one of my dreams, well, a couple of my dreams,
is to be a professional footballer and to have a handshake with Dele.
Do you think you can make that dream a reality?
You can do mine and Eric's, cos that's easy.
I've seen it, but you're going to have to talk me through it again.
So, it's like, two like this... Yeah.
And just side-on. Side-on.
Slide down. Slide down. Like that. OK.
But you need to be more fluent. You're just like...
I'm trying... So it's like this. OK.
Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh. Yeah?
You don't slide away.
It slides away, then you just do that.
OK.
There we go. Think he'll get angry?
Yeah, he won't be happy that I've done that with someone else.
Well, maybe just drop you outside of training, then.
Just in case Eric's there, very angry.
I'm sure he'll already be there.
Why? Teacher's pet? Yeah.
Oh, my days. Mate, this is like Centre Parcs. It's ridiculous.
This is the biggest training place I've ever been to. Really?
Yeah. This is like...
This goes all the way round that way, and that way as well.
They're building a hotel there. A hotel? Yeah. Why?
So the players can go and stay there
between sessions and stuff, I think. Oh, wow.
So, here we are.
Erm, it's £18, if that's all right?
Cheers, thanks. Cheers, mate.
Oh, thought you were going to do the handshake. Oh, OK.
No, two... OK, one second.
Yes, mate! That'll do. Cheers.
That's more than any money can give me.