okay all right
hi I'm ready to be scared actually you
know what it's not cozy enough oh yes
here we go now I'm ready no I'm ready to
be spooked and welcome to scary tales
Volume one this is something made by
puppet combo who are one of the best
indie horror game developers on the
internet right now a lot of the stuff is
on ETO I've played a ton of their games
already and I absolutely love them I
love the style that they're going for
but they released something called scary
tales Volume one and it's a collection
of some of their best scariest most
detrimental to your health games do you
have what it takes to go forward the
first game is called feed me Billy Boy
oh nothing is scarier from this punch
right now what am I getting myself in
for
oh hello the phone is ringing yes I love
this style I love what they go for Jesus
Christ man maybe next time don't buy a
phone maybe try and buy a nicer
apartment hello
rejoice child rejoice in the knowledge
of your conviction you have completed
our series
you are now of the enlightened children
learn it in the ways of your father's
vision
as you know young coals Alton by
[Music]
okay dad what do you want from me oh
[Music]
Jesus all I want to do is watch scantily
clad women on music videos or scantily
clad men I'll take it every either which
way hey this is epic the subject of
music for the main menu for turbo
dismount alright boys are pick one of
these flashlights x2 turn on flashlight
Thomas you're gonna need one of those
when you go out killing people you're
gonna need a flashlight okay so we can
just shoot anyone okay never leave this
way oh god this house [ __ ] sucks the
floor is crawling I feel like I'm gonna
get an infection just looking at this
[ __ ] floor okay so far so spooky I
like it let's go into the let's go into
the throbbing undulating gaping anus
door
Oh God Almighty
is that what I have to feed okay relax
cam down I'll get you like a [ __ ] Big
Mac or something so creepy
all right where am I going it said never
leave this way
hey look it's those nice sexy legs again
okay what else should I do a package
came in the mail I was in it
Deez Nuts I don't know what I actually
have to do oh I could drive my car let
me just go into town and get me some
boys to feed to my Sarlacc pit that I'm
keeping in the back of my house oh yes
no I thought that they were a prime
candidate yeah this is so awesome
ho papa come I'll make like a
fully-fledged big game someday in this
type of style it's so creepy I don't
know if that's the right way to be going
I think it's the only way to be going
honestly yeah all right I'm gonna go
back down the street I need to find
someone I need to find out yes okay keep
it quiet keep it nasty
don't be afraid child for you shall
become part of something greater than
yourself yeah but I was driving around
in circles
wait should I shoot them I have no idea
hi Jesus
okay Oh God
I didn't mean to I mean I did but I oh I
don't know if we [ __ ] on this put your
arms in the air if you just don't care
about living oh [ __ ]
you want to pick up the phone again
there you go
here you can answer answer the phone
there you go Jesus chatterbox over here
alright well I got my body I found me
somebody to love I have different tastes
than you don't judge me
oh god this is so like the actual
real-life version of this is terrifying
okay for some reason I thought it was
super short or I mean maybe I am maybe
that's I mad and have to kill people so
I'm just so short and upset with life
okay everything flash black they just
pass out there for a second there you go
over there Samantha on home we go I
don't know if there was a way of doing
that without killing her I'm back late
can't watch that nudie boobies Phoebe
Billy feed me
I demand blood voidable the sacrifice or
divert the blood of the innocent
you're going to be a noble sacrifice
Samantha into the hole you go two more
days oh god do I have to kill more
people how often do I have to feed my
broom hole wakey wakey eggs and Bakey
as a SIL now that's just exercise and
that's fine I know what you do at night
I know it is you I know it's you I know
is you I know okay
who knows
whoever knows is just about to get a
smack bottom but what a tease alright
time to head out and go fishing again
bye dang I'm a dirty pervert living in
my mom's basement by night I'm actually
much worse than that where are we this
same Oh somebody knows though I know I'm
gonna get killed I don't want to get
killed I've so much to live for like
killing others I'm feeding them to my
Sarlacc hole okay I am completely lost
hello
Oh what is this it's people dancing at a
camp is it the people who was on the TV
those burgers were great hello hi cool
time hello oh it's about to be cool time
I love it out here
oh do you guys do you love it out here
how much do you love it tell me how much
you love it
oh my god that's [ __ ] Jesus Christ am
ia bad person I'm pretty sure I'm the
worst [ __ ] person I can carry three
buddies on [ __ ] Jack okay gotta get
back to my car I gotta get back to my
carriage they're gonna find the bodies
if I don't get back to the character
find the bodies there's to find the
bodies then it's all over for me
I need to get back to the car somebody
knows somebody out there knows what I do
at nighttime somebody out there is
trying to stop me but I need to do it I
need to fulfill my oath I need food
first no you don't know you don't just
load up the truck just put the bodies in
and we're good to go there you go it's
all easy what no one knows you exist
okay single file now come along Cynthia
get your ass out of my face okay
is it sit now nudie boobies who [ __ ]
Jesus Christ
I'm all about making jokes to cover the
[ __ ] fear but I'll turn into a
squeamish little [ __ ] if you show me
something like that so what's here so
what knows what you've been doing - oh
[Music]
you promise you promise it'll all go
away
I don't know if that's a promise you can
keep
I don't know if I trust you hole in
floor where am i what happened play
blackout oh please tell me I didn't
murder those people
[Music]
god never did someone bandage up my
boots
oh Jesus wait was that me who came to
kill myself
Oh God am I having conniptions am I
having issues you won't get away with it
stupid [ __ ] who do you think you are
I'm sorry the game made me do it I don't
want to do it but the game is making me
it's good [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't like it
i'm so glad i'm not actually home alone
right now
or am i my window is open oh god this is
so [ __ ] creepy though it's one thing
running away from a killer that's coming
towards you because you can visualize
the threat but now I am the lunatic I am
the killer so what is the threat I am
that's just heavy breathing walking
around people's houses and looking in
their windows and finding someone to
kill in cold blood it's [ __ ] scary
okay what's up
lights are on - you're gonna have a good
time tonight huh just walking into
someone's house watching the same page
as mr. duty boobies Oh God
Jesus they killed him so hard that his
[ __ ] wig fell off
ah what happened your face oh [ __ ] and
I've got a pillar face off [ __ ] ah
blood everywhere oh I can't live with
the deeds of Misty's that I've done just
leave just leave no one else heard it
it's fine no one else is here no one
else knows what I do at nighttime what I
do in the dark no one knows how I like
to play she's [ __ ] christ
okay okay okay get in the [ __ ] side
this is genuinely upsetting okay okay so
someone in my house god this guy's face
is [ __ ]
Eddie's her face got blowed off Oh God
when I take her to Buddy the plug goes
everywhere ah [ __ ]
who's gonna clean this up my mom doesn't
love me anymore am I actually feeding
this anything why is my phone here
whatever you say magic teeth hole
whatever you say here are the bodies you
wanted can I go now
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
when the [ __ ] so I'm a psychopathic
lunatic killer went out and killed
things and hit things hit buddies in my
room
but I think that I couldn't take the
psychological toll of it so I saw myself
coming for myself to kill myself that's
wholesome happy Christmas you thought it
was just one game huh psych sucker yerba
food
you're silly stinky we're on to the next
game which is called night shift and
amber wants to know what time we were
getting out six want me to pick you up
yeah it's too far to walk no I think
I'll Oh
yeah it's too far to walk as if I'll be
cocked out by then I'll have a beer for
you later have fun hey fine I'll go work
is this supposed to look like an Esso
station oh wow I have my eyeballs are a
tape player all right that's going to
work quick Mart
what's up cats Oh what is wrong with
your face is that an actual scanned face
in okay cats you're free to go just in
time hurry up and punch in I've got a
hot date tonight [ __ ] you wish come
on I've got to go did you sweep the
floor at least sorry dude it was too
busy hey Rick left a list of side work
to do on your shift now I've got to get
out of here oh yeah one more thing I
can't find the keys anywhere the
bathrooms are locked up so go behind the
dumpster I guess okay have a good date
if my calculations are correct I'll be
rounding third base in one hour sick and
16 point 32 seconds yeah someone who
says that is definitely going to be hit
bass at those times they see you later
cats it's mostly porno mags oh hell yeah
way to pass the time they've been
sitting all day yeah they almost just
looked like an amorphous blob maybe I'll
have some later
all right cats you can go I'll do the
rest
anytime care to punch it okay take your
time card punch it okay
work time
man I'm bored already let's put these in
shelves where ah a power drill massacre
they made that game as well never
actually played it though okay I don't
know what I'm supposed to do with these
whatever let's go around back
[Music]
okay food extra stock got it you want a
bottle this these are all just storage
bins can't Kenny Eric carry any more
items
what can I drop some stuff oh all right
I'm just gonna sweep up but this is a
lot of [ __ ] sweeping to do
goddamn it cats for your hot date you
couldn't just swept up what do babies
called sleeping sweeping though I'm
sweeping like a little baby right yo
okay just sweep up the whole place there
you go bish bash Bosh all good I
actually look at this
that's her back though he said to go out
by the dumpsters at me I wasn't
listening to him he said he had a hot
date and I didn't believe him
hey sweep up every tour if to sweep
outside no way okay I can't actually go
outside okay
leave the take the brush down for a
second let's go out at the back this is
a cozy ass job when someone comes to
[ __ ] murder me okay metal doors
locked
all right so I really have to sweep I
can't leave this or why not just leave
dudes don't cares
all right sweeping let me sleep until
I'm 90 cuts it have a real date Denise
no that's [ __ ]
Katz's face looked like the inside of a
[ __ ] marriage by rapper yeah he
didn't have a real to aide he's [ __ ]
messing with me
third base kind of [ __ ] silly dumbass
there's a customer coming Oh actually
work to do
okay well ding-ding-ding welcome oh hi
Oh God you look like dave mustaine got
printed out of a [ __ ] hello welcome
buddy what do you need no no put the
broom down hey can you give me $10 on
pump five
sure thing buttery no thanks easy man
cushy job I mean I just got paid minimum
wage but whatever I don't care
any gonna care all right look like
someone who cares okay I can't leave my
little station for some reason what I'll
just sweep back here anyway it's not
like cats as a real date anyway he's
just bullshitting me he doesn't make me
feel bad cuz he gets off work and to
make it seem like oh hi sorry it's
talking myself can you turn the goddamn
poop on oh sorry
that
did that work okay it worked
all right sweet all right back to
sweeping I'm better at this anyway I
love it back here it's nice against the
fan I actually forgot that this is
supposed to be a scary game it was
genuinely just enjoying the sweeping
work that I'm doing finish sweeping
hell yeah that's a job well done mr.
DeMarco is gonna be so [ __ ] happy
with me
you're gonna fire cats too after all
this all right but now what do I do
power drill mascar sure why not
Jesus [ __ ] scary ass game Factory
room one Oh God what the [ __ ] do we do
okay okay
oh that genuinely upset me
yikes yikes yikes yikes there's a
customer coming I can't play the game
anymore
hello okay big boy voice I have to go to
go to college next year gonna make the
big box wait even stopping hey our dicks
oh damn it this deep sucks anyway so bad
my job ooh customer
ooh customer yes oh hi hello can I help
you
where are you headed hi can I help you
yeah I just need some cigarettes okay
which brand banshee red with filters
okay I'm about beat up a new be able to
wrap up up there you go oh hey can I use
the bathroom I can't open it that's
weird
good luck good luck to you too go piss
to the streets
I want else to do about it I'm really
good at my job
I'm very very proud of myself can I do
something else though you said I had to
do something out back but I I can't get
out there I also can't pick these up
anymore oh yeah okay hold on I'm a liar
okay they go here and here and here
perfect I'm amazing at my job oh the guy
in the van is back I don't like that I
like that he's circling the place he's
trying to see who's here that's [ __ ]
creepy you should be on the phone right
now
boom used use the [ __ ] phone okay I
can't use the phone apparently goddamnit
[Applause]
it's okay you're fine you have security
cameras here no one will dare try
anything I know it's it's in the middle
of nowhere and anything could happen no
one would try it what they my cat's is
on his date right now [ __ ] living it
up with Connie - what's her [ __ ] face
I'm sitting here working where do I get
have the night shift I know it's the
name of game and everything but shift
blows night shifts is boring nothing
happens
I've had two customers in 20 minutes
hello camera it's just you and me do you
want to hang out sometime
Oh mr. Phillips if you're watching this
I'm sorry please don't fire me
I'm just having fun and bored there's no
customers the way she was customers they
speed this up at all oh I can change the
filter
Oh dip oh I can make this so much
clearer Oh customer Oh those lips hi
there's customer coming okay okay look
brave hi
thank you here all alone I know my
co-workers in the back
oh I do not trust this guy
[Applause]
where's your car
sir
you're a happened on a van do you know
keep your head down just keep your head
down okay don't make eye contact okay
you're gonna be fine you're fine you're
fine you go to college next year
Katz is off on his date just call him
everything okay sir
do you need a hand looking for anything
okay well just let me know
I don't like this okay he actually is
gonna buy something okay ah nice choice
yeah I love those myself anything else
[Applause]
okay see you later
oh I don't trust him
you got that on camera right okay man
the game looks so much different now
when I have the filters turned off it's
probably easier for you guys to watch at
home as well it's fine he bought some
beer everybody buy his beer I'd love a
beer right now if I could okay
oh the phone is dead that's a terrible
[ __ ] sign okay now I'm getting very
nervous
what oh no was that the door that was
always locked just opened [ __ ]
[Music]
hello
so this is locked oh god oh god oh god
I'm [ __ ] nervous the [ __ ] Christ
what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that scared the
crap out of me
oh my god that was awesome
Jesus Christ there was so minimalistic
but so effective the fact that I was
just doing regular [ __ ] all the time
and the fact I knew what the door
sounded like when they opened I went
through and every time I was checking
that door and then the one time that it
opened I knew bad [ __ ] was gonna happen
that was [ __ ] awesome Oh God
Jesus I'm gonna have a heart attack I
don't have nightmares I'm gonna [ __ ] my
pants if I haven't already hey gab oh
that's really nice that's my girlfriend
my girlfriends in here everybody that's
my claim to fame she's a big fan of
their games though so that's awesome oh
man okay that was great okay I need to
go get a drink before the next one Jesus
[Music]
in July 1991 a group of hikers happened
upon a garbage bag containing a
videotape and some articles of clothing
and spring for a state park after
viewing the footage they turn in to the
local police believing it to be a prank
limited oh I didn't get to read it all
this one's called the Riverside incident
holy [ __ ] I thought that was real for a
second
Oh God Oh God
oh I already [ __ ] hate this why am I
so goddamn slow
oh my god okay okay whatever we're fine
do my legs not work or something what is
going on oh my god this stylist so scary
PM 625 1989 hello I can only move so
slowly
that's awesome
oh my god the [ __ ] the fact that I'm
so limited in what I can see and do is
freaking me out already it's so
claustrophobic this looks fantastic
though
Oh what pray tell is the Riverside
incident wait I'm the one taping so that
means I'm gonna be part of the [ __ ]
incident god damn it I go through that
door
don't know I'm very limited in what I
can do apparently I don't have hands
okay
okay big boy balls big boy balls be a
big boy
where do I walk so jittery way a
ninety-year-old granny
god there's nothing in any of these
rooms this seems promising
so there's something in it there's
something standing behind me at some
point in this game I am out can I even
interact with anything I could barely
even walk this is like a scarier outlast
oh that's a [ __ ] bad sign
Satan want to come out to play devil
Dearest
like how these games are so good at
building tension oh the number of the
beast lovely Kokoro in a bit of old 666
why would you be here why would you be
doing this do people do this in real
life are people [ __ ] crazy
walk around abandoned places on their
own in the dark with a [ __ ] camera
it's also not 629 p.m. is that 6:30 p.m.
it's 2059 military time
okay okay you're fine you're fine you're
climbing the tallest
you're in the highest room in the
tallest tower oh [ __ ]
what
it's 7:15 I blacked out for 45 minutes
okay it seems like it's a hospital or
something
Oh
uh I hate this
[Music]
this is like trying to [ __ ] pass
kidney stones oh no no no she just said
no no no no as well she's listening run
away
ya [ __ ] freak get through
I was gonna say it's nice to actually
have some sounds going on in the
background for a change but I don't know
if I like those sounds I also don't know
if I'm going forward or getting lost my
face is gonna cramp up from [ __ ]
scrunching it and fear I'm genuinely
very very tense okay
Crow skulls got it cool sick album cover
dude oh we are not going downstairs are
we going up was great
bat [ __ ] always happens when you go down
and have horror things
wait this room again
so you're gonna enter it earth keep
going down
is it gonna change again okay don't
smack yourself in the face of a light
bulb feel like something's watching me
trying to listen to what she's saying
with no [ __ ] idea why am I here why
would I be doing this what is wrong with
me I need to help that that lady's
getting in that interview just keep
going keep going down sure why not
that's a great idea
lovely idea love that for me right now
am I actually going down or is it
repeating itself
fear start getting scared of a game see
start getting mad at it
yep let's repeat myself that's me right
now you know start getting very mad at
this game now in a second lady stop
[ __ ] laughing maybe you should try
going back here I'm gonna try this door
down here again on the left and then I'm
gonna try going backwards again it's
open okay great
it was supposed to happen was it that's
not a completely broken
okay now it's 7:45 did I lose like
another 20 minutes
alright alright alright
secrets
who's got secrets oh there's a lot of
[ __ ] here now tape flashlights naives
bold cutters - the [ __ ] machete oh
this this is painting a very not nice
picture Jesus where am I going I'm
taking a poop oh [ __ ]
it's just teleported me again
I really wish I knew if I was making
progress or not I mean I must be if I'm
being teleported but I feel I can going
nowhere
it's darkness what's 941 we're just
exploring this place and losing all
sense of time if you all can zoom in at
the same time it makes you feel like
you're going faster
that sounds lovely great music love this
song
oh there be rituals here wait am i
standing in the middle of the circle no
that's what the bad [ __ ] happens
[Applause]
okay okay okay where am I going I need
to I need to start getting out of here
now I would really like to start leaving
now jump through a [ __ ] window or
something
okay I'm gonna exit a different door
i'ma go this way it sounds like the
music's coming from here it actually
just sounds like it's all around me
[Music]
cannot go through there I can't [ __ ]
what what
like that this game went from like
really scary to like okay what the hell
is going on to know really scary again
okay it's just the camera freaking out
no need to worry I've been here already
doing that like [ __ ] flies in my ears
Oh God
hi Jesus Christ
oh I'm getting closer to something Oh
exit exit
right open the [ __ ] door
it won't open I can't do anything with
it
what god it's 11:30 p.m. now
where the [ __ ] am I am just outside
someone's really nice modern house how
do we get in
should I go in okay none of this is open
who jesus [ __ ] christ I'm just inside
now
[Music]
what am i doing what am I going to do
oh please don't do anything to some nice
innocent people it's a [ __ ] nice homes
reminds me is the house in the movie
parasite you should really go watch that
movie jesus [ __ ] christ
[Applause]
today just kill somebody
I think I just killed somebody in their
house
[Music]
[Applause]
I am uncomfortable they just go to this
place lose all sense of where I am and
what I'm doing and then just end up with
somebody's housing kill them in their
house and then burnt their house down I
am an evil person those are really fun
Papa combo really have a style about
them that sticks in your heads not not
everything is amazing and there's a
reason why these are all just kinda like
prototype demo short sort of games
instead of fully fledged games because
they're really good at coming up with
creepy unique little ideas cuz some of
these make me feel really uncomfortable
that first one going out and just
shooting people who are having fun in
the woods or stuck in a petrol station
or something like that very
uncomfortable did not like that which
means that I liked it a lot because it
did exactly what it was supposed to be
doing I'm some of the other ones I feel
like go on a little long like that last
one was a little longer than it probably
should have been but it builds up that
tension and what the [ __ ] is going on
and while the outcome is not something
that climactic it's still if you think
about it in real terms it's kind of
spooky
[Music]