- So ready for the ghost tour.
- Are you guys ready for the ghost tour?
- Yes. - Let's do this.
- What is a ghost tour?
- They literally tell you (background chatter)
all about the legit ghosts.
Like, you find out history and stuff like--
- Colonel Sanders had small pox here.
(laughs)
- In 1942, - Alright, so you don't have--
- Tommy the Blacksmith used to come in here--
- You don't have to come - He got killed.
- with us.
(laughs)
(beep)
- This building's haunted by - So what you--
- John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt
- can't have a good time with us?
- Jingleheimerschmidt
(laughs)
- Then you shouldn't have came cause
this is what I was planning the entire time.
(lettuce crunch)
How are you gonna crash a bachelorette weekend
and then complain about what we're doing?
- They say if you stare at these four bricks
you can see old time brick!
(laughs)
- Goodbye.
I think I'm an awesome party planner.
Hello?
- Hi there, this is Randy with Unique Tours.
I'm in Creole Cookery.
- Come in here, come get us.
- Okay cool, see you in a sec.
- I'm like, "Wow, alright. This is what we're doin'."
- Oh my God, he's here
The ghost guy's here.
- Hey guys.
- Hey, what's up man?
- So do y'all know about the place you're in now?
- Not exactly. - No.
- They didn't tell y'all anything?
- No!
- Uh, there's thousands of ghosts in
this one building.
- Right now?
- Yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait here?
- Oh (beep).
(ominous music) - Girl.
- Angelina don't swear in front of the ghosts.
- Who's ready for a ghost tour, bitches?
- Cool.
Nobody's ready.
- Guys, let's roll.
Let's go hear some stories.
(upbeat music) - Cheers, ghost tours!
- Ah!
I feel them.
- Yo, if there's any ghosts near me right now,
don't (beep) with me I'm telling you that
right now cause I don't play.
- Can you punch ghosts or does it just
go right through their face?
- Yo we're gonna be talking about this hotel right here.
- Oh, okay.
- This is the Zach and Addie story.
- Zach and Addie, 2006.
Zach moves here, he's working one of the
beer booths over on Bourbon Street.
This is where he meets Lana, she's
a stripper from Dallas, Texas.
- Ooh. - I'm a stripper!
- Can't trust them strippers.
- So anyway, he gets on at the Hog's Bar.
He starts falling in love with his
relief bartender Addie.
Soon enough they're dating.
They're holding hands going through the quarter.
Now guys, this is going super south.
It's going really south really quickly.
- Randy, this guy is into his job.
- They have this huge fight.
It ends with him strangling her to death.
There was some necrophilia going on--
- What the (beep) is that?
- I'm tryin' to like, keep up.
- He was making sweet, sweet love to her dead body.
They go to the kitchen, there's an arrow
pointing down to the oven.
When they open it, it's the arms and legs of
Addie on baking sheets.
He chopped her up and cooked her.
- But it's very hard.
- And they found that stripper's body parts
in three different beaches in Mississippi.
- I'm like--
- Guess what, you guys?
There's more!
I have dead babies coming up next c'mon.
- Yo, like it's too much for BDS.
- That is the old, gay bathhouse.
There are tons of lewd spirits inside
of that right there.
They say the ballroom is incredibly haunted by--
- Yes! - a lonely quadroon mistress.
These wealthy businessmen would come here
and get paired up with these young Creole girls.
- I just got outta prison, I have fought addiction,
I don't need any more issues.
- Then you have other ghosts here, ghosts of
an unknown soldier, as well as children
ghosts for ya.
- Not about that life.
I ain't about that ghost life.
- So, y'all ready for Tropical Isle?
- Yes, let's go!
- So if y'all head over that way y'all will be
walking over dead bodies.
I just envision the drain pipe running right next
to some man's head as he's lying in his casket.
- Yeah, I mean this ghost tour was cool,
but now I'm ready to move on.
We're out here in New Orleans to party.
- Calm down, brother.
- That's where you get them grenades at.
(screams)
- But this where the tour ends.
- This is where I conclude with y'all.
We're gonna go in here and get y'all a drink.
- Where do we get the grenades?
Usually, I stay away from grenades but now
I'm gonna buy a grenade.
I'm actually paying money to get a grenade.
Tropical Isle, it's a famous place.
They're famous for their hand grenades.
Thank you much. - You're welcome, yeah.
- This is so cool!
Like, I remember a time I used to dodge grenades
with a grenade whistle.
(horn blows)
(upbeat music)
- Grenade whistle!
Grenade whistle!
Now I'm actually drinking them.
What a country.
There'll be no grenade tonight.
Just kidding.
- I'm tired.
(playful music)
- I'm not going out.
I need to go back to the room.
- We have a meatball down.
- I can't drink like I used to and I'm exhausted.
- I don't think Deena's gonna make it tonight.
- I can't do anymore.
- Yeah, your face shows it.
- Drink the rest of--a little bit more water.
- No, no she's done.
- No, I'm done.
- I thought that these girls were gonna go crazy.
I mean look, this bachelorette party is for Angelina.
Like, she's a crazy person.
I thought they were gonna be getting ratchet here.
- Want me to come with you?
- No, this is your bachelorette.
Go out!
I just need to go to bed.
- Listen, sometimes you gotta--you gotta
call your battles sometimes.
The Designation is on duty.
(triumphant music)
My duties are to get my roommates home, safe and sound.
The Designation makes sure that you get home safe.
The Designation in the house.
- I owe you my life.
(thud)
The Designation again.
Guys, we're gonna wait for the taxi to get here,
so you guys go on, enjoy your night.
- Yeah, have so much fun.
- It's a bird, it's a plane, no.
It's just The Designation.
- Love you guys!
- Thanks for bringing her home, Mike.
(club music)
- Oh my God, thank you for staying out with me--
I felt so bad.
I'm happy that Mike took her home, though.
- Watch your feet, watch your feet.
- I got it.
- Alright, alright, alright.
- It's your bachelorette-- - Yes!
- Alright, we're about to get the
package home safe.
- Can't wait to get in my pajamas.
(upbeat club music)
- Oh, I'm dying.
I wanna freakin' egg--
(mumbles)
I need to go to sleep and go to bed.
- I'm gonna put on some nice comfies, wash my face,
I don't know I could treat myself to a shower
I'm not sure.
Maybe even a mask, or maybe I'll do
the mask in the morning.
I'm really big into self-care these days.
(upbeat music)
- I'm gonna go to bed.
- I got ya. - Gotta go to bed.
Tomorrow we will live to fight another day.
- I'm just making sure you get there--
- I'm just tired.
- Just in case you decide to
fall asleep somewhere, you know what I mean?
The Situation has many, many years of
partying like an animal, and I'm here
to tell ya, that I have what it takes
to be The Designation, okay?
And there can be only one.
Alright c'mon let's get you in bed.
I gotta know that you're safe before
I can get outta here.
The Designation strikes again.
- Love you.
- Love you, goodnight.
- I love you so much thank you - Love you, sis.
Alright, goodnight.
- Goodnight.
(upbeat music)
(woosh)
(upbeat club music)
- Go in!
- Yes!
- Alright let's go.
- We had a great bar crawl, I mean we
lost a meatball in it, but the roomies
are fully stepping up and I appreciate every everything.
It's been a great second day of my bachelorette.
- Tomorrow, we got a surprise for you.
I had to pay Vinny his full rate to strip for you.
- Oh (beep) relax. - I already paid him.
- Stop it.
- Gross--
- Just the deposit.
- Been there, done that dude.
I don't want that at my bachelorette.
- Yeah Vinny, she doesn't want your (beep).
- Vinny's (beep) is like this.
- You talkin' about Vinny's penis man.
- I don't want it even near me.
I'm good.
My fiance's (beep) is like (beep) a tree bark.
I'm okay - A tree bark?
- Paulie, don't let him do it.
- What did he do?
- Don't let him put his (beep) in my face.
I'm good.
(club music)
- Yes!
Vinny don't try to strip on me tomorrow.
Gonna be a problem.
- Alright, love you!
- Goodnight girls.
- (beep) goodnight.
Sorry you didn't get titties.
- We'll get together, we'll grab breakfast.
- Of course, me and Nicole the last
freakin' two standing.
(beep) as usual.
(beep)
(laughs)
I'm having so much fun with Nicole.
I mean, Nicole and me, I don't understand it.
We're like kids.
- I hate these balloons.
I just want em away.
- I--I love the girl.
(laughs)
- Bro, I'll tell you one thing.
You come to New Orleans and that's what
you have for a bachelorette party?
- Angelina wants to be ratchet, bro.
- Right.
You can't let Angelina go out at a ghost tour.
- Nah.
Tomorrow what the (beep) are we gonna do, zumba?
- Dentist appointment?
(laughs)
- They got the (beep) Avon lady coming tomorrow.
(laughs)
- We're gonna listen to audiobooks.
- Yo!
(laughs)
- C'mon, let's go.
It's your man.
(screams)
- It's Chris!
- Is there really a blowhole where his (beep) is?
- Well, let's figure it out. - Hold on.
(mumbles)
- Is it gone?
- Oh my God!
You're hurting his peesh!
- It says "Blow here."
(slow, sexy music)
- God, he's gonna pop.
(laughs)
- You're sitting on his face.
Girl if you do these moves on the wedding night--
- Reverse cowgirl, bitches.
- You're definitely getting pregnant.
(blowing)
Sorry, Chris.
This is really uncomfortable.