Once upon a time there were three little pigs
One day when they were all grown up the three little pigs decided that it was
time to build their very own houses The first pig wanted to build a house as fast
as possible because he was obsessed with his guitar
Greetings my dudes!
Check out this song
Don't want to work I only want to play I'll use cheap straw so I can rock all day
So the pig made a house out of straw. It only took him five minutes.
Watch this ham jam
The second pig decided to build his house out of something else
People think a house needs to be strong. My brain is huge I know that they are wrong.
I'm much smarter than other little pigs. All I need is a bunch of twigs.
So the second pig built his house out of sticks then stood around outside waiting for people to walk by.
There I'm done where is everyone?
I need to tell people how smart I am.
Was he actually that smart?
I have a feeling we'll find out. The last pig thought long and hard about the
kind of house she wanted to build. Strong and dry with no leaks.
I'll build a proper house it might take weeks. Straw is flimsy, rain gets through sticks.
I'll work super hard and I'll use big bricks. So, the third pig built her house very carefully.
Brick by brick.
Meanwhile, the first pig played the same song over and over on his guitar.
And the second pig bragged to everyone who walked by.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Both pigs were a little annoying.
Does it say that in the book?
No, I'm just guessing Yay, I'm done it's finally time to stop now
I'll eat this bowl of slop
The End.
Uh, no The best part is coming.
You see there was something big, bad, hairy, and terribly smelly watching the pigs from behind a bush.
(sniff) Reggie, what are you doing?
I'm smelling the book.
It does smell bad on this page Wow, you're right
it was a big bad stinky old WOLF!
Yes, I'm a wolf.
The big bad sort.
I'm hungry for lunch how about pork?
HUH?
That means pig *GASP*
The wolf went to the first pig's straw house.
Luckily the pig saw the wolf coming and ran inside his house, before the wolf could eat him.
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin.
Then I'll huff.
And I'll puff.
And I'll blow your house down.
The straw house scattered into a million pieces and the first pig was blown all the way to his brothjer's stick house.
Oh boo, I was hoping for a meal.
Wait I hear something nearby.
The wolf followed the sound right to the stick house.
But once again. the pigs ran inside the house before the wolf could eat them.
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in. Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin.
Then I'll huff.
And I'll puff.
And I'll blow your house down.
The stick house was no match for the wolf's insanely powerful breath.
Both pigs were blown to their sister's brick house.
The wolf ran after them, but it was too late.
The three little pigs were huddled inside.
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
Then I'll huff.
And I'll puff.
And I'll blow your house down.
Huh? okay I've got this.
What!
Go away wolf, run right along!
You can't eat us my house is too strong!
Yay, I'm glad he didn't eat the pigs.
The pigs had a party inside the house to celebrate.
But they didn't realize the wolf had one more idea.
To climb down the chimney!
Yum, yum, yum, It's time for lunch.
I'll climb down here and eat three pigs at once.
Bwa-ha-ha!
The wolf had one foot in the chimney when a friendly cloud appeared.
Excuse me,may I ask what you're doing?
I'm just, um, cleaning the chimney for my friends the three little pigs
A wolf doing something nice for pigs, but don't you eat pigs?
Oh, eat pigs, no, I'd never! that sounds absolutely... it sounds like... the best thing ever!
Yes, I'm gonna gobble those pigs all up!
Well that's not very nice.
So I'll huff.
And I'll puff.
And I'll blow you away.
The cloud blew the wolf all the way to the other side of the world.
He landed in a big lettuce garden and had to eat only salads for the rest of his life.
With bacon bits?
Ha! He wishes! The end
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