[KEYPAD BEEPING]
[PHONE DIALING]
Hey, Mr. White. It's me. Um...
I know you're probably real busy with retirement,
but I got some news I think you should maybe know about.
Me and Declan had some differences of opinion,
and it got a little messy. Um...
It's all straightened out now,
but just a heads-up,
there's been a kind of change in management.
Anyway, just thought you should know.
Feel free to give me a call if you want the details,
but, you know, it's cool, so whatever.
Okay, then. Thanks. Bye.
TODD:
pumping the water in,
he's watching to make sure we put in
exactly what he'd calculated.
We gotta be real precise
because water and methylene weigh different,
and he figured it all out to, like, milliliter.
I'm up there with my hose.
We're going as fast as we can. We only got a few minutes.
At the crossing, we got this guy
who's smooth-talking the engineer.
And it's all just going great
until this other dude shows up in this monster truck,
so we're pretty much screwed, because he can just push
the entire dump truck off the tracks,
which, you know, is what he does.
Wait. What's your guy doing? You can't stop him?
Yeah, but what's he gonna say?
"Thanks anyway, sir,
but my friends are still stealing cargo back there."
So I'm looking all around, because I know we're not done,
but the gallons are slowly ticking away.
And finally Mr. White tells me to cut it.
So I fling the hose, I'm grabbing the cap,
I'm screwing in the bolts.
Just, like, busting ass, you know?
And then I feel the train start moving and I'm--
I'm on top.
Yeah, right?
So the thing starts speeding up, so I jump off the moving train.
Like, total stuntman stuff.
It's like
Oh, hey, man, Burt Reynolds. Good movie.
He jumped out of a helicopter, not a train.
Whatever, man. It's a good movie.
This guy Jesse, he's underneath,
and the train just drives right over him.
And luckily he's this skinny little guy.
Damn. That's a tight operation.
It was perfect.
No one even knew they got robbed,
just like we planned.
Mr. White told me it was, like, the biggest train heist ever,
like, potential money-wise.
So that's how that happened. Ha, ha.
[MACK SELF'S "EVERYDAY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
WAITRESS: Can I get you anything else?
Nope. Thanks, darling.
I'm ready for the check.
JACK: You feeling good about cooking?
Yeah.
You'll be able to run your own lab?
Yeah. For sure. I got this.
All right.
Let's make some money, then. I gotta hit the head.
JACK: Ever been on a plane and find yourself
looking down at the armrest next to you,
looking at the little plug where the ashtray used to go?
I look at that and I say,
"What the hell happened to this country?"
Nanny state.
I see a kid with a bicycle helmet on,
I wanna smack the shit out of him,
like, for his own good.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[SLIM RHODES' "GONNA ROMP AND STOMP" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
♪ Gonna romp, stomp Swing with you, baby ♪
♪ Gonna romp, stomp Sway with you, baby ♪
♪ Gonna romp, stomp Rock with you, baby ♪
♪ Gonna romp, stomp Roll with you, baby ♪
♪ Gonna romp, stomp Romp and stomp tonight ♪
[♪♪♪]