yeah that's right i need you to
prioritize the johnson report
and get tyler on the phone pronto no
this is an emergency
things are popping hey i got another
call coming in
yellow orange
orange orange
buddy i'm right here
[Music]
okay champ you gotta stop calling me
what i was just trying to butter you up
not funny okay gotta take this
hold on you got the cob
knock it off okay champ
look i'm expecting a very important call
i'm the ear that everybody wants to talk
to orange
it's not me oh really it's not fine
[Music]
hello
i told you guys i'm waiting for an
important call
hey colonel cornface the name is cobb
hey hey colonel cornface
that's not my name hey colonel cornface
hey
what i'd salute you but i don't have
hands
that's not funny that's just stupid why
can't you just
you got the cob
[Applause]
shut up
what did i just tell you guys you said
give me a call i'm all ears
i've never said that i think you said
you were tired of being the
laughingstock
hey watch it mini munchkin man hey
that's munchkin man
no it's just little apple nobody cares
just shut
up man you idiots are making my kernels
itch
okay okay okay this could be it none of
you numskulls are calling me right now
are you
nope not me okay because if i pick up
this phone and it's someone screaming
[Music]
i'm bringing the world of pain on each
and every one of you
all right yellow
what's up
[Music]
what's up
oh
wow looks like cobb couldn't keep a pop
secret
yeah i didn't know he was the father of
a unicorn
what he was duh it's obvious he's a
popcorn
i love unicorns hey hey cat hey
i told you it's eggplant what
you can't be an egg and a plant at the
same time i'm not made of eggs
that's over easy for you to say shut
your mouth
man come on hey hey egghead what what
knife geez egghead really got
[Music]
oh scrambled did you see that ah
that was totally brilliant oh yeah yeah
brilliant
wow now that's an earful
the puns the jokes the comedic diamond
you're perfect
i'm an orange oh no you're not i'm not
you my friend are gonna be a star
[Music]
dude i can't believe they want you to be
a movie star yeah
you think you could get me a part in
your movie okay but only if it's a
little part
i really set myself up for that one okay
orange before we start production on
your feature we need to address a few
things
why are you sending me fan mail already
[Laughter]
no we just need a couple of minor
changes
like what well for starters the hair do
you like it i style it myself
diva is the new pandemic and we know
audiences will really respond to a
similar do
here you go buddy what's that i love it
it looks like a dog's eating my head now
let's work on that voice
okay
our studies indicate that people like
british accents more than any other
yes we need a british accent hi joe
governor why don't you just say so
cheerio
that is so great not so much
that's totally what i was thinking maybe
we could just dub it oh
we could get russell brand love it i
don't know guys
really not feeling this location me the
media
oh i've got it what do you got a
tropical island you hear that guys we're
going to a tropical island
yay oh
now let's meet your new cast say hello
to broccoli
he's your new bad boy best friend yo
call me brock bro
wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute
i'm orange's best friend
yeah that's what they all say oh and
check out your new little bunny
it's russell the brussel nato burrito
hey that's my catchphrase hey quiet down
i'm trying to introduce the new fruits
but those guys aren't even fruits
what's the matter guys don't you want to
veg out
hey oh those lenses look great the
hipsters are gonna
love it oh come on orange don't you see
what's happening here
sort of but everything looks kind of
blurry now ugh
not the glasses look orange you're not
perfect
but nobody is we've all got flaws but
that's exactly what makes us special
um yeah i guess don't listen to them
orange they're just jealous
yeah we're not the bad guys
we're just trying to make you better
you're trying to make me butter
better butter better butter
yeah butter
it could be worse at least it's not
margarine
what's wrong with you don't you know who
i am yeah
you better leave him alone he's got more
criminals than an army
oh god stop stop oh
well i guess that means there won't be a
sequel ah don't get down on yourself
orange
besides i don't think being a star is
all it's cracked up to be
what the little apple what i didn't hear
anybody called debs
captain's block stardate 1327.999999994
999999999999 fine
the fruit prize is responding to a
distress call from our sister ship
the resplendent who went silent shortly
after so we're venturing into unknown
territory
where no fruit is gone before you know
except for all the fruits on the other
ship we're looking for
we're at warp sir we should be there
shortly wait wait i mean what was that
little apple
i meant soon you said shortly
that's funny marshmallow this could
potentially be a long and dangerous
voyage
activate the genesis machine
yeah not only is the genesis machine the
most powerful engine core created but it
also plays sonic the hedgehog
so i just downloaded the last logs from
the resplendent just before their
distress signal
they were investigating an old vessel
drifting through space
video game approaching destination now
sir
take us out of work
um
[Music]
so shut it off no that means there's a
shipment coming
on screen hey look
it's just the ship we're looking for see
mission accomplished
back to sonic
[Music]
their shields are still down of course
we are one happy fleet
hiding in plain sight lock phasers and
fire
oh man i blew it
respond no red alert
captain who's there banana bananas boo
captain this is no time for knock-knock
joke well if you're not a knock-knock
joke and you're not a blue hedgehog i
don't see the point
the shields are out and the warp drives
fry we're dead in the water
it'll take days to fix all right fine no
shields
no oh okay i need you to fix it faster
there this captain thing is easy what do
you think i asked some sort of mr fixit
we're being hailed sir corn
i'm busy what do you want are you here
to kill us cause that's not how this
show works
oh you're in no position to negotiate
captain
i'll do much worse than kill you i'll
hurt you
i'll take the one thing that means the
most to you in this world
your
what's going on he's gonna take our ship
like i care about that really yeah
really then i demand you hand over
all manuals and games with your genesis
machine
genesis what's that don't insult my
intelligence orange
i shall leave you as i have frozen
drifting in space for all eternity
buried alive buried there
that's better did he just hang up on me
uh yes sir lock on to genesis
quite logical handing him the video
games captain now you'll leave and we
[Music]
can
did you hear something never mind
prepare for war
hey they're trying to escape with the
genesis machine lock on and
open fire french that's a terrible idea
just do it we're taking fire
raise shields fire
i can't fire again
then fire back
their shields are down they're locking
onto our bridge security get on those
transporter pads i'm setting your
coordinates
fascinating plans sir we can board them
and take the ship from the inside
enough energize
we'll use them to block enemy fire
well it worked booyah fist
hail them hey hey hey corn hey
what protein torpeno
i never got to see alderaan
sir their warp core is going critical
they'll go nova in two minutes
yay but without warp we can't get out of
the blast radius in time
oh but we can beam the genesis back
great thinking
two minutes is just long enough to beat
green hill zone
beaver up snotty it's just a cold sir
you don't have to keep bringing it up
we're not gonna make it are we
are you out of your vegan mind you can't
go in there
the radiation will
no hair get out of there
[Music]
the warp drives back online get us out
of here little apple
maximum warmth yeah
orange i think you better come down here
you better hurry
bear the ship
a lot of danger you saved
saga what sega no
i can't lose you you have been and
always shall be my friend
you know i could get you a new one right
i saved the ship
the whole ship of all the souls i have
met he was the most
human you'll be given our most honorable
tribute the 21
gun now salute
it by the ship
[Music]
you