Hey look! I think Kenny's ok.
[ muffled talking ]
Ooooh.
[ muffled talking ]
Aaah!
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
[ muffled talking ]
The little running back is down.
I think he's...
Yes! He's been decapitated!
Oh my God!
[ muffled talking ]
[ muffled screaming ]
It's not even my responsibility.
[ muffled talking ]
Oh my God! He's killing Kenny!
You bastard!
Ay!
Oh my God! I found a penny!
You bastard.
YAAAAH!
Now we'll never know where that pet store is.
There can't be that many pet stores in South Park, dude.
Aunt Flo isn't from South Park.
The pet store can be anywhere between here and Denver.
Well, we better get working.
Cartman, you go home and call all the pet stores in the phone book.
Uh oh.
AAH!
Rob Schneider is Kenny!
Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl. I think--
Oh my God! She killed Kenny!
You bastard!
What the?
EWWWWWW! GROSS!
Hey Kenny.
[ muffled talking ]
Oh Jesus!
[ muffled screaming ]
[ monkey noises ]
Oh my God! Phonics Monkey killed Kenny!
Whoa, dude!
Some...crap themselves to death.
[ muffled screaming ]
Look out!
Ooops.
We will all miss Kenny.
His playful laughter, his innocent smile.
So without further ado...
Kenny!
Ow!
That fucking hurts!
As we commit this young child to the earth,
let us all be reminded
that syphilis is still a deadly disease.
[ muffled screaming ]
...and these six brave little boys.
Five brave little boys.
Kenny!
AAAAAHHHHH!
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
[ muffled screaming ]
Kenny McCormick has died of boredom.
Oh Dios Mio! Mataron El Pollo Loco!
[ speaking Japanese ]
Heh?
[ kids screaming ]
[ muffled screaming ]
TIMMY!