• From peeing your pants to wasting money on infomercials, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
more of the best true stories from our subreddit about the stupidest things we’ve done while
drunk.
I’m Melissa and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by GalickGun27 MKyleM One time MKyleM was walking home from a bar
in the middle of the night when he decided to take a shortcut down an embankment.
It was so dark and MKyleM was so drunk that he didn’t notice when he wandered straight
into a river!
After awhile he looked down and freaked out because his hands and legs had disappeared!
When he raised his invisible hands to his eyes they suddenly reappeared dripping wet!
He soon realised he’d been wading through a river and had to climb up a steep bank.
The next morning MKykeM’s whole body ached and his clothes were completely ruined.
He vowed never to take a drunken shortcut again…
Number 9 was submitted by ShogunAssassin_Alice Pandora
When Pandora was nineteen she went to a friend’s house to have a few drinks.
She was new to drinking so was still a bit of a lightweight and ended up getting really
drunk really quickly.
At the end of the night, Pandora decided to walk home since it was only three streets
away.
But in her drunken state she kept getting lost, so her two-minute trip home became a
stumbly walk all over the neighborhood!
Eventually she found her house but then she realised she’d left her keys in her room!
Pandora bent down to pick up a pebble to toss at her parents’ window.
But as soon as she did this she felt like she was literally falling off the face of
the earth!
Drunk Pandora grabbed onto her lawn and screamed, “HELP!
I’M DRUNK AND DON’T WANT TO FALL OFF!
LET ME IN!!!”
Pandora’s parents woke up and let her in but they were beyond pissed!
The next morning Pandora had to suffer through a painful hour-long lecture she was still
hungover.
Number 8 was submitted by cokespider20 Pringle One time Pringle had a wild night out with
his friends.
He drank so much that night that he completely blacked out!
He later woke up in the middle of the night needing to pee.
Pringle stumbled into the bathroom and pulled out one of his balls instead of his dick by
mistake!
He then stood there peeing his pants, thinking he was pissing in the bowl.
It was not Pringle’s finest moment…
Number 7 was submitted by Flamezeszz Gooby One New Years Eve Gooby drank an entire bottle
of wine all to herself.
After the fireworks, she decided she really wanted an ice cream so she convinced her poor
friend to walk with her in the cold to a nearby gas station.
They decided it would be a good idea to bring a huge butcher’s knife – just in case
anyone tried to mess with them!
At the gas station, Gooby and her friend picked their ice creams and went to the counter.
The cashier immediately noticed the huge knife sticking out of Gooby’s purse and thought
they were trying to rob him.
He was about to call the police so Gooby and her friend paid for their ice cream and got
out of there.
Number 6 was submitted by xXHailey_The_BugXx Spincess
One time Spincess had a friend over who had never been drunk before.
They both decided to get into Spincess’s dad’s beer.
Spincess was more or less fine, but her friend got really drunk from it.
She did things like run around the house and try to play a solo on Spincess’s clarinet.
At one point Spincess had to take a phone call and lost her friend.
She searched all over the house for her and eventually found her stuck inside Spincess’s
fridge!
Spincess managed to get her out but to this day neither of them have any idea how she
got in there!
So much crazy after only six beers…
Number 5 was submitted by LetsGoSwimming2 Doopie
One time Doopie got invited to a big New Year’s party.
She didn’t really want to go because she didn’t know anyone there, but it meant a
lot to her date.
Doopie started pre-drinking before the party and was already in throw-up territory well
before midnight.
When the midnight countdown started, Doopie felt super woozy.
Her date stared into Doopie’s eyes, ready to kiss her and…
Doopie threw up all inside his mouth!
Her date was horrified and never called Doopie again.
Number 4 was submitted by doggroomer85 Nixxiom Nixxiom has a problem…
Every time he gets drunk he turns on the TV and orders heaps of crap from late-night infomercials.
He then wonders why the hell lots of random shit keeps getting delivered to his doorstep.
On one particularly bad night of drunken spending, he bought himself a Slap Chop, a Nutri Bullet,
an electric shock weight-loss belt, a sham-wow knockoff, and two separate orders of flex
seal!
Nixxiom had to cut up his credit card to overcome his addiction.
Number 3 was submitted by XylphoNyytti Ramona One night Ramona and her friends got together
to have a few drinks and play some D&D.
Three hours later Ramona had drank a whole bottle of gin and was starting to act a bit
weird.
She started going on deep philosophical rants about computers and Pringle chips.
But what really made her friends worry was when Ramona got down on all fours and started
meowing like a cat.
While she was down there she accidentally puked all over the carpet and then licked
it back up like a cat.
Her friends almost died laughing, and Ramona’s hangover the next day was no joke!
Number 2 was submitted by ChocChipCHAOS Hellbent Hellbent once got so drunk that he blacked
out.
When he woke up he was in another state over two hours away with no shoes and no car.
He came to on a strange girl’s couch.
The girl looked at Hellbent and asked him who he was and how he got there.
They talked it out over breakfast.
Apparently, Hellbent had met some strangers from out of town at a party.
He had so much fun with them that he decided to ride all the way home with them across
states.
Hellbent had to call his brother to go on a big Sunday morning road trip and collect
him.
He also asked if he would bring him some shoes…
Number 1 – What’s the stupidest thing I’ve done while drunk?