>> James: WELCOME BACK!
JASON SUDEIKIS AND ICE CUBE ARE STILL HERE.
I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO BRING THIS UP BECAUSE NOT MANY PEOPLE
WOULD KNOW THIS BUT IT'S ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING.
I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THE BOTH OF YOU SHARE QUITE A KEEN
INTEREST.
THE TWO OF YOU, YOU PAIR OF SALTY OLD SEA DOGS!
YOU ARE BOTH MASSIVE BOAT ENTHUSIASTS!
>> I'M SORRY, WHAT?
>> NO, I'M NOT.
>> JAMES: NO, YOU ARE!
YOU ARE.
YOU LOVE BOATS.
THE PAIR OF YOU, YOU LOVE BACKOUT ON THE WATER.
>> DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>> I DON'T KNOW MIND WATER.
>> James: JASON, IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU
FIRST CAUGHT THE "BOATING BUG" IN COLLEGE WHEN YOU MADE THE
ROWING TEAM AND THEN FAMOUSLY RACED AGAINST THE WINKLEVOSS
TWINS IN THE I.R.A.
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
>> WHAT?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN ROWING IN MY LIFE.
>> James: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ROWING IN --
>> NO.
>> James: BUT CUBE, CUBE, YOU HAVE A MARQUIS 720 TRI-DECK,
AND YOUR DREAM IS TO ONE DAY CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE.
YES?
>> ARE YOU (BLEEP) WITH ME?
( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: NO.
I'M NOT.
OKAY, BUT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BOATS?
>> NO.
>> NOT ESPECIALLY.
>> James: NONE OF THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE THIS
NEXT BIT KIND OF HINGES ON YOUR LOVE OF BOATS.
WHAT SHALL I DO?
SHALL WE?
OKAY, WELL, WE'RE GOING TO PLOUGH ON.
UMM...
JASON, ICE CUBE, IF YOU COULD FOLLOW ME DOWN TO THE STAGE.
HERE WE.
GO ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT'S TIME FOR OUR BRAND-NEW NAUTICAL-THEMED GAME SHOW, SHIPS
AHOY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
WHO DID THE RESEARCH ON THIS?
IS IT KAREN?
♪ ♪
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME, EVERYONE,
TO THE ONLY NAUTICAL THEMED GAME SHOW IF LATE NIGHT, IT'S SHIPS
AHOY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LET'S HAUL ANCHOR AND MEET
OUR TWO RESIDENT BOATAHOLICS JASON SUDEIKIS AND ICE CUBE!
CUBE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING
HERE!
CUBE, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON.
>> James: OKAY.
JASON, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>> JAMES: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
SO OUR FIRST ROUND IS CALLED "I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST."
♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.
IN THIS ROUND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY YOU A SERIES OF FOG HORNS,
AND WE'RE GOING TO ASK YOU TO IDENTIFY WHAT FAMOUS SHIPS ARE
SOUNDING THEM.
FIRST UP, ICE CRIEWB.
FOR 10 POINTS, IDENTIFY THE FOLLOWING FOG HORN.
(FOG HORN) THERE IT IS.
ANY IDEA?
NO?
( LAUGHTER ) LET'S PLAY IT ONE MORE TIME.
MAYBE THAT WILL HELP.
(FOG HORN) OKAY, WELL, JASON YOU CAN SWING
ABOARD AND PIRATE THIS IF YOU WANT.
ANY GUESSES?
>> NO, I'M GOOD.
>> James: OKAY.
WELL, YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO KICK YOURSELVES WHEN I TELL YOU.
THAT, OF COURSE, WAS THE FAMOUS QE2 CRUISE LINER.
THE QE2, WAS THE LAST OIL-FIRED PASSENGER STEAMSHIP TO CROSS THE
ATLANTIC.
BUT I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
RIGHT, JASON, TIME TO SEE IF YOU CAN GET BACK INTO THIS GAME.
FOR ANOTHER TEN POINTS, CAN YOU IDENTIFY THE FOLLOWING FOG HORN?
(FOG HORN) >> James: ANY THOUGHTS?
NOTHING.
THETY TANK!
>> James: IT'S NOT GOING TO BETBETITANIC, IS IT?
THAT'S A STUPID ANSWER.
( LAUGHTER ) HOWEVER, YOU DO HAVE THE
OPPORTUNITY TO THROW OUT YOUR LIFE SAVER AND HAVE ANOTHER GO.
DO YOU WANT TO USE YOUR LIFE SAVER?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
>> James: I THINK YOU SHOULD USE YOUR LIFE SAVER.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO.
>> James: THROW OUT THE LIFE SAVER.
>> I SAID NO.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: WELL DONE.
YOU'VE THROWN OUT YOUR LIFE SAVER.
WASN'T SO DIFFICULT.
LET'S GIVE HIM ANOTHER GUESS.
>> JAMES, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOATS, LET ALONE FOG
HORNS!
>> JAMES: LOOK, JUST HELP ME OUT HERE GUYS.
MY RESEARCH TEAM HAS CLEARLY (BLEEP) UP, OKAY?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I'LL FIRE THEM.
>> James: SOMEONE ON MY SEARCH TEAM HAS CLEARLY (BLEEP) UP,
OKAY?
BUT WE'VE GONE ALL OUT HERE.
THIS IS THREE MONTHS' BUDGET FOR US.
>> THIS IS REMARKABLE.
>> James: I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOATS, OKAY?
GIVE ME A BREAK.
>> I GOT IT!
>> James: OKAY!
KEEP IT UP, KEEP IT UP.
>> OKAY, HERE WE GO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THERE WE GO, SAILING
ALONG TO THE NEXT ROUND AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
THIS.
IT'S TIME FOR WALK THE PLANK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
FOR THIS ROUND, I'M GOING TO ASK EACH OF YOU TO STEP UP TO THE
PLANK.
I'LL ASK YOU A SERIES OF THREE QUESTIONS WRONG AND YOU'RE
IN THE DRINK.
SOUND FUN?
OF COURSE IT DOES!
CUBE, IF YOU COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE UP HERE.
IT'S TIME TO WALK THE PLANK!
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
CUBE, IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE SPOT PLEASE.
>> I'M NOT WALKING NO DAMN PLANK, MAN.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: SUIT YOURSELF.
JASON, IT'S OVER TO YOU.
IF YOU COULD TAKE YOUR POSITION, IT'S TIME TO WALK THE PLANK!
>> I'M NOT DOING THAT, EITHER.
NO.
>> JAMES: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY ARE YOU BOTH BEING SO
(BLEEP) DIFFICULT?
>> I DON'T WANT TO -- >> James: IT'S JUST A BIT OF
WATER!
IT'S WATER!
>> I DON'T CARE, WE'RE NOT GETTING WET.
>> JAMES: OKAY, LISTEN TO ME.
LISTEN TO ME!
WE HAVE HIT AN ICEBERG HERE AND WE ARE GOING DOWN IF YOU DON'T
HELP.
OKAY?
I MEAN YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME SOMETHING.
ANYTHING!
IS THIS A GAME?
IT'S NOT A GAME TO ME!
THIS IS MY JOB ON THE LINE!
MY CAREER IS ON THE LINE HERE.
YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR BASKETBALL, YOU'VE GOT YOUR (BLEEP) GOING
ON!
THIS IS IT FOR ME!
I'M DROWNING!
>> JUST CALM DOWN.
WE'RE DOING OUR BEST.
WE'RE JUST NOT GOING TO DO THIS BIT HERE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT!
>> GET RID OF IT.
>> James: GET RID OF IT.
THANK YOU.
>> James: LET'S GET RID OF THE POOL AND THE PLANK.
PROBABLY DO THIS QUICKER.
>> THANKS, GUYS.
>> James: PROBABLY DO THAT QUICKER.
>> YEAH.
>> James: THIS NEXT ROUND IS CALLED SHIPSHAPE!
♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FOR THIS ROUND I AM GOING TO
TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF A SHIP'S ANATOMY.
WHEN I READ OUT A NAME OF A SPECIFIC PART OF THE BOAT, YOU
HAVE EIGHT SECONDS TO PLACE CAPTAIN CORDON ON THE PART OF
THE SHIP THAT YOU THINK IT IS.
CUBE, YOU'RE FIRST, AND THIS IS AN EASY ONE.
FOR THREE POINTS, WHERE IS THE STARBOARD SIDE OF THE SHIP?
IF YOU TAKE THE CAPTAIN CORDON.
YEP.
IF YOU TAKE THE CAPTAIN CORDON -- YEP, THERE WE GO.
>> BACK'RE?
OR -- ( CRASHING SOUNDS )
PROBABLY RIGHT THERE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> OOPS, OOPS.
SORRY.
OOPS.
DAMN. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
NOW, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
>> James: WELL, NO, ICE CUBE, THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER, SO YOU
LOOK STUPID.
( LAUGHTER ) JASON, YOUR TURN.
FOR THREE POINTS, PLACE YOUR CAPTAIN CORDEN ON THE BOW OF THE
SHIP.
OOOH, WHERE'S THE BOW?
WHERE CAN IT BE?
WHAT'S HE GOT?
( CRASHING SOUND ) ( LAUGHTER )
OH, IT'S FUNNY IS IT?
REALLY FUNNY!
YOU THINK THAT'S A JOKE?
IS IT FUNNY?
>> KIND OF FUNNY.
>> James: OH, YEAH, IT'S HILARIOUS!
I TELL YOU WHAT SELLS FUNNY, YOU'RE PATHETIC!
TOO MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS!
LOOK AT IT!
WE GOT THOSE FROM SANTA MONICA PIER.
WE'VE GONE COMPLETELY OVERBOARD!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> YOU TOLD ME TO THROW WATER ON YOU ANYTIME YOU SAID
"OVERBOARD."
>> James: NO, NOT NOW!
I'M JUST SAYING THE WORD "OVERBOARD"!
NO!
WHAT, REG -- STOP IT!
THE GAME'S OVER!
WE'RE NOT PLAYING THE OVERBOARD PART OF THE --
( LAUGHTER ) OR ARE YOU DEAF?
OR ARE YOU DEAF?
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS A DISASTER!
♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: JASON SUDEIKIS AND
ICE CUBE.
WE HAVE FALLOUT BOY" AFTER THE BREAK!