I'm in the South
I can't remember
if I just moved
where are my pants?
I spent the night
with Ms. December
Where is Pitbull?
Let's make a hit
You're late for the shoot
I'm at the beach
I'll go down to you
That's not necessary
but first I'll brush my teeth
and gargle with this booze
Ugh.
Gross!
Stay put, seriously
Nah! We just gon' do this one over the phone
So I can kiggity keep watchin' Deputy Dawg
When you say you are going down what do you mean?
Do you mean doing down on me, señor clean
if that's the case then no thanks
I've got it covered
I get more action than shamu has blubber
I'll say here you stay on your rocker
and kids always remember to drink Dale vodka.
If Ke$ha sings on your song
make the space between you long
last time I saw her we made love
when she left I had bed bugs
had to put my stuff in bags
even Lassie, such a drag
what is Ke$ha up to now?
what is her part of the song about?
I just felt down
crashed through a winder!
but it's cool
hey there's my pants
I have to go
I promised Pitbull
I'd be the girl
on his new jam
I think we should
move in together
please no
I'll do the chores
I've got a maid
you'll pay the rent
I fly solo
we'll get bunk beds
bunk beds?
best friends forever
no thanks
it will be fun
you won't regret
ay dios mio!
Come on now Ke$ha say two states away
I don't want to have the guy come and spray
this song is about objectifying women
and selling products like Pitbull's fried chicken
stay right there in that dive; Luganis
bet that place smells like ass; anus
hey, what happened to that model? uh-oh!
she got ate by sharks
Chew tobacco doe see doe
Is this country? I don't know
this video don't make no sense
I have to speak to my agent
He made me replace Dale with Timber
I used to say Dale, do you remember?
Dale is an awesome word
Timber's just a piece of wood. Hello?
I'm in your house, and I'm hungover
I'm gonna puke
where is your trash?
Oh here it is
it's on your dresser
A golden cone
it's on a stand
No! Not my latin Grammy!
Why Ke$ha, why?
Oh man
At least it's over
Oh come on!
How much puke you got inside?
Exterminator, I have a Kesha infestation in my house
Yes I can hold