Every time I read about you,
every time you're in the paper
they say that you went to some party,
you started to have a good time--
Right.
And then you took your shirt off.
You're always in the paper for taking your shirt off.
What is that all about? Come on, Conan!
(audience cheers)
I'm a sex symbol, baby! You're a sex symbol?
People, women want me for my body, man.
(audience applauds)
You see that?
Yes. That's a matin' call.
Look at that.
That's a matin' call. Oh my god.
It depends on how you look at it.
Some people look at it and say, "Ew, you got a gut,"
but this is a speed bump.
You gotta slow down when you see it.
Get your whole transmission tore out.
All right, all right now.
But what is it, describe what happens--
That's the only move I got left.
Okay, so you go-- I'm too old, I don't dance.
Okay, so you go to a club and what happens?
You don't take the shirt off right away?
No, it depends on if the song is right.
What do you mean? I have to be inspired.
If they put Tupac or Biggie Smalls on
then the shirt comes off and the party just started.
You take the shirt off, and it--
And party like a rock star.
Okay.
And it's Biggie Smalls or Tupac?
Tupac, yeah, either one of 'em, the shirt comes off.
Guys, give us a little Biggie Smalls.
What?
(funky music)
Yeah!
Uh-oh!
(audience cheering)
Oh-oh!
Yeah!
That was great.
You're very good at that.
It's a whole process for you. Years and years of practice.
Yeah.
(audience applauds) Goes right on your...
Y'all gotta holla at me, right?
Yeah, yeah. (audience cheers)
Who loves ya, baby?
I just love, anyone that just tuned away from our show
for a minute and tuned back in, (laughs)
doesn't quite understand what happened here.
You see this body man?
The ratings are gonna go through the roof.
Well, they'll go somewhere.
Let's talk about, (laughs)
I gotta keep asking you questions like this.
You have a movie out, "Superhero Movie."
Tell us about "Superhero Movie."
Yeah, "Superhero's" comin' out.
That's my movie, so go check it out, y'all.
(audience applauds)
Well, now were you-- 28th, I'm in it.
It's a movie about superheroes.
Were you into superheroes when you were a kid?
Yeah, but I couldn't respect all of 'em.
[Conan] You couldn't respect all of 'em?
I could respect Spider-Man, he got real powers.
Superman got real powers.
Even Batman got a belt. Right.
Couldn't respect the Incredible Hulk.
You couldn't respect-- Wasn't a superhero.
Why is the Hulk not a superhero?
He was a drunk white dude in a bar.
What?
Yeah, he couldn't have been black.
Why?
Because black people just too sensitive.
Mm-hmm.
Incredible, he wanna turn green over every little thing.
So you're thinking Hulk was oversensitive?
If he was black he would've been.
[Conan] Right, right.
He'd be like, "Batman, what was today's number?"
"One five five." (growls)
"Hulk number not come out."
I couldn't respect that.
I don't know what's weirder, what you just said
or the fact that you were getting dressed as you said it.
(audience applauds) [Tracy] See?