♫
The world waited for what felt like forever.
Then...
...we waited longer.
But this February...
...we promise...
This is gonna be the gnarliest shit ever.
...the wait is over.
Hello I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
[group shouting] Wooooo!
♫ If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough ♫
♫ When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up ♫
If they trust us to go to the bathroom, they're less intelligent than I thought.
♫ I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer But I know enough to know ♫
♫ If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough ♫
You're still blowing people up. As if life's not hard enough.
This guy's one bad ass dude, right here.
- I love you, dude. - It was sick.
Oh man, I'm on Jackass.
The Texas rat snake.
Venomous?
Eh.
[laughs]
[hissing]
[group reacting] Ohhhh!
Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA.
I told Ehren it was a lightweight.
That's not a lightweight!
What are you guys talking about? [group laughing]
My ass!
We're in this together, Pops.
What's the worst that could happen?
[screaming]
You said it wasn't gonna feel like anything.
[electricity crackling] [screaming]
I just need you to like, sit with my grandpa.
Just make sure he doesn't smoke.
Oh!
- Ahhh! - Oh my god!
It ain't a bunch of NASA scientists writing this.
Can I get a cold brew?
Yeah, of course.
Will you make him an actual coffee, Stephanie?
Here, I made you another one.
It's got to be over, dude.
I think we're all the way finished, we're through.
Stick a fork in it!