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Ok so how many of you guys are even the legal age to drink?
Let me know in the comment section put your name and how old you are I am curious.
Well for you drinkers out there how many times have to you said something you didn’t mean
or said something embarrassing while you were drunk.
Well things are about to get pretty funny right now because this is the top 10 funniest
drunk text messages ever.
Starting us off at number 10 we have this.
And the responses I am going to do in a higher pitch voice just for comedy sake.
Tell me if you guys like it or if for part 2 I should just use my own voice.
Ok so here is the text, Dude I wasn’t that drunk.
YOU WALKED UP TO A SEMI-TRUCK AND WHISPERED, I KNOW YOUR SECRET.
. . OPTIMUS PRIME “so you know his secret too.
. “ GO AWAY.
This person got so dam drunk that he thought the transformers movie was real.
This next one is really funny.
Number 9.
Dude there is no way in hell I was that drunk.
(YOU ASKED YOUR DAD IF HE WAS A VIRGIN) Is this real life right now, this is hilarious.
For a person who is not drunk this would be the dumbest question to ask ever.
If your dad was a virgin how the heck were you born?
Alcohol just messes with your brain and makes us pretty dumb at times.
Well for me I am just dumb all the time.
I would probably be one to ask this question.
Moving into number 8, Dude how drunk was I last night?
WELL, AT ONE POINT I CONVINCED YOU TO TRY AND BITE YOUR OWN NOSE.
. .Then what happened?
YOU WERE ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR FOR AN HOUR SCREAMING ITS GETTING AWAY IT GETTING
AWAY.
I hate you more than words can express.
“Laugh” Omg, ok I am not to sure this is what liquor would do to you.
Kids say no to drugs.
And for me my nose is just too big to go anywhere it would be pretty easy for me to try and
bite my nose.
Alright number 7, IM SO PROUND OF MY BOYFRIEND.
Than her friend asked why?
She said.
CAUSE LAST NIGHT HE WAS SO DRUNK HE DIDN’T RECOGNIZE ME.
. Why would that make you proud?
CAUSE WHEN I TRIED TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF TO CHANGE IT HE STOPPED ME AND SAID NO STOP I
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
Awwwww.
I am not sure how aww this is because this girl’s boyfriend was so drunk he didn’t
even know who the heck you were.
Moving into number 6, What happened last night?
YOU WERE DRUNK.
No I wasn’t.
YOU WERE CUTTING OPEN ALL OF MY PINAPPLES YELLING, SPONGEBOB!!
I KNOW YOURE IN THERE.
Wow this guy seemed out of his mind and he for sure watches way too much SpongeBob square
pants.
Was this guy really looking for SpongeBob Square pants in pineapples?
I am not even sure how to respond to this text message.
Number 5.
LOL I JUST PISSED ON A CAT LMAO.
“Laugh” Is this real life right now what the heck just happened is that it.
Was this the only text message sent.
This is super embaressing wow.
And appearently this was sent to a group of people take a look at the top it says group
MMS and you can see that there are multiple names crossed off at the top.
I wonder how many people this text message was sent to.
Number 4.
I wasn’t that drunk.
I drove myself home.
DUDE DON’T EVEN TRY DENYING IT than the person replied with a question mark because
he is confused and might not actually remember what actually happened that night.
Well listen to this.
I DROVE YOU HOME WHILE YOU DROVE WITH A PAPER PLATE Oh I thought that was a dream.
IDIOT.
That guy was for sure way to drunk.
Number 3.
HEY BABE.
Yeah?
I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
It’s 3:38am, TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
What?
I AM THE BATMAN Yours drunk aren’t you YEAH.
. . Wow I guess there isn’t really much to say about this but this guy actually believes
that he is batman I don’t even think he was trying to be fun he actually believes
hes batman and it kinda sounded like it took a lot for this guy to admit he is batman.
Number 2.
Dude I wasn’t that drunk!!
YOU ASKED ME TO DRVE YOU HOME.
The reply was so?
Than listen to this.
THE PARTY WAS AT YOUR HOUSE JAKE Oh huh shut up.
Is this real life right now this guy had no idea where he was he didn’t even know he
was the one that throw the party.
Imagine he was like who ever party this is sucks.
Finally at number 1 we have this.
I wasn that drunk.
U WERE FLITING WITH YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND.
So o o.
YOU ASKED HER IF SHE WAZ SINGLE and.
SHE SAID YES.
K woahhhhhhh what just happened.
This guy was flirting with this girlfriend and didn’t even know it.
This guy should check himself into the hospital for alcholo poisoning because its poisoning
his vision his brain.
This guy was black out drunk but was some how able to still flirt.
Well it least it wasn’t with another girl that would have been bad.