once upon a time on a beautiful country
day
the birds weren't singing the fish
weren't jumping
and there was not a hopping rabbit to be
found
for everyone was gathered to celebrate
two very special people and what can
only be described as a storybook wedding
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i promised myself i wouldn't cry
well that was dumb
oh
welcome friends we are gathered here
today to join b and thomas in holy
matrimony you're taking this so well
he's a good man makes her happy and also
a special day for their family the
beloved rabbits your former enemy is
here to stay we found common grounds
he's about to be a guardian ah this is
just a little something between them the
old you would have gone absolutely
bonkers berserk by now i've changed
cousin welcoming a new parent a loaded
hand grenade just waiting to explode not
anymore a father if you will father
father
you're not my father
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[Applause]
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ah
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you'll never be my father
everyone can see your underpants
peter
ah
it's always in the last place you look
you only have two pockets you may now
kiss the groom
[Applause]
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what