♪ OKAY.
IS ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR
BROTHERS?
ANYONE?
(APPLAUSE) IF YOU ARE THINKING OF FORMING A
PANNED WITH YOUR BROTHERS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE
EFFECTEDS AND THOSE-- I CAN'T, THIS FEELS A BIT WEIRD FOR ME
DOING THISMENT BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY GOT SISTERS.
I GOT ONE OLDER, ONE YOUNGER, THIS SAY WEIRD ONE FOR ME.
I THINK I MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.
>> I THINK I CAN HELP WITH THAT, JAMES.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: JOE, I DISN SEE YOU THERE.
>> I'M HERE TOO, JAMES.
>> James: WHAT?
WHAT?
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: THIS SIN SAIN.
IT IS SO WEIRD BECAUSE NORMALLY I JUST LOOK STRAIGHT DOWN THE
CAMERA, SO I NEVER KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE, I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW.
I (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
KEV BE IN, YOU ARE HERE AS WELL?
>> YEAH, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST 30 SHOWS.
>> James: JUST HOW LONG IS THIS DESK?
I'VE'S NEVER REALIZED.
I REALLY JUST NORMALLY STAY IN THIS ZONE.
I NEVER KNEW THAT IT WAS-- WU, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
WELL, SINCE YOU ARE ALL HERE, DO YOU GUYS, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS?
>> WE SURE DO.
YOU KNOW, WE JUST WATCHED THE OASIS DOCUMENTARY.
>> James: THAT IS PERFECT.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, SHALL WE.
YEAH, OKAY.
WELL.
>> WELL, IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR
BROTHERS.
IF ARE YOU THINKING OF FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS
MAY INCLUDE STAGGERING THE YEARS YOU GO THROUGH PUBERTY SO
SOMEONE CAN ALWAYS HIT THE HIGH SNOATS.
>> James: FIGHTING ON THE ROAD AND HEARING YOUR DAD SAY I SWEAR
I WILL TURN THIS TOUR BUS AROUND RIGHT NOW.
>> WRITING A SONG ABOUT HOW ANNOYING YOUR BROTHERS ARE BUT
HAVING TO SAVE IT FOR YOUR VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL SOLO ALBUM.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> BEING SURPRISED HOW MANY
PEOPLE ASK YOU, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF YOUR BAND HE'S NAME.
>> James: YEAH, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN, THE JONAS, OH, I GET IT, BECAUSE ARE
YOU BROTHERS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I'VE GOT T I'VE GOT IT.
>> THAT'S IT.
>> BEING ABLE TO CALL YOUR VERSON FAMILY PLAN A BUSINESS
EXPENSE.
>> James: NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE YOUR MAMA YO MAMA JOKES
WHEN ARE YOU FIGHTING.
>> VERY TRUE.
AND THE FINAL SIDE OF FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS IS
REUNITING CUZ YOUR BROTHERS AND YOU HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME
TOGETHER ANYWAY SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE A BUNCH OF MONEY OFF
OF IT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: ALL RIGHT, THAT WENT PRETTY WELL.
>> IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.
>> James: ANYONE?
>> YEP.
IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SOME SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE SIDE
EFFECTS MIGHT INCLUDE, THROWING ON YOUR OLD LEATHER VESTS AND
BEING LIKE, IT'S A LITTLE SNUG.
>> SUDDENLY BEING EMBARRASSED BY THE LYRICS YOU YET WHEN YOU WERE
TEENAGERS.
>> James: NO WAY, DON'T EVEN, DON'T SAY THAT, NO CHANCE, LOVE
BUG.
STILL HOT.
(APPLAUSE) >> GETS ME EVERY TIME.
>> ME TOO.
>> James: NOT FEELING ANY PRESSURE AT ALL TO GENERATE THE
SAME TYPE OF SUCCESS AS LAST TIME.
>> NO, REALLY, IT'S FINE.
>> TOTALLY FINE.
WE'RE FINE!
>> ASKING YOUR BAND MATES IF IT IS COOL IF YOU PLAY ONE OF YOUR
VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL SOLO SONGS.
(APPLAUSE) >> TELLING YOUR BAND MADE NO,
IT'S NOT COOL.
>> STILL HAVING TONS OF MINI VANS OUTSIDE THE VENUES BUT NOW
ALL YOUR FANS ARE DRIVING THEM.
>> FINALLY NOT HAVING TO BRING YOUR PARENTSES ON TOUR BUT
MISSING THEM EVERY KNIGHT.
WRONG AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF GETTING THE BAND BACK
TOGETHER IS SPLITTING UP AGAIN JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF
THESE FUN REUNIONS NEXT YEAR.
(APPLAUSE) A IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF
SHARING AN OFFICE WITH JAMES CORDEN?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WELL, IF YOU ARE THINKING OF
SHARE ANG OFFICE WITH JAMES CORDEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AN THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, THE
GUY IS ALWAYS SINGING.
>> James: SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES.
I SING SOMETIMES.
>> ALL WEEK HEARING HIM TELL PEOPLE HEY, WE'RE GOING TO
LUNCH, CARE TO JONAS.
>> COME ON, THAT IS GOOD, THANK YOU, YES ARE.
I STAND BY THAT.
IT'S A GOOD JOKE.
I STAND BY IT.
>> TRYING TO FIND OUT THE COMBINATION TO HIS
CLIMATE-CONTROLLED COOKIE FRIDGE.
>> James: IT'S FACIAL RECOGNITION, YOU'LL NEVER GET
IN.
>> James: HIM CONSTANTLY SAYING CHECK THIS OUT AND
SHOWING YOU CLIPS OF HIMSELF IN INTO THE WOODS.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James.
>> SERIOUSLY, SO MUCH SINGING.
>> OKAY.
>> James: IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF SINGING, IT'S NOT THAT MUCH.
>> IT'S A LOT OF SINGING.
>> SEEING JAMESES FULLY NUDE MORE TIMES THAN SEEMS
APPROPRIATE.
>> IT'S MY OFFICE.
I LIKE TO BE COMFORTABLE.
>> EACH TIME YOU TRY TO HELP OUT JAMES TELLING YOU HARRY STYLES
WOULD DID IT THIS WAY.
>> HARRY WHAT NEVER HAVE SAID THAT.
AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF SHARING AN OFFICE WITH JAMES
CORDEN, SERIOUSLY, WAY TOO MUCH SINGING, MAN.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
>> I WILL SIT DOWN.
IS SNIN HERE THINKING OF BEING A PARENT AND HANGING OUT WITH
SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A PARENT?
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BEING A PARENT AND HANGING OUT WITH
SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A PARENT THERE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE
SIDE EFFECTEDS AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, INVITING
THEM TO A PARTY AND TELLING THEM IT WILL PROBABLY GET GOING
AROUND 10.
SHOWING UP TO A CLOSED BAR AT 10 A.M. AND SAYING OH, HE WENT 10
P.M >> HAVING TO PRETEND YOU KNOW
WHAT PAW PATROL IS.
LAUGHING BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER THINKS HE IS A CHASE WHERE HE IS
TOTALLY A MARSHAL.
>> THAT IS RIGHT, HE IS HE NOT A CHASE, IS HE TOTALLY A MARSHAL,
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
>> WELL, WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU WAMPED PAW PATROL.
SHOWING UP TO BRUNCH WITH YOUR CHILD'S VOMIT ON YOUR SHIRT.
>> SHOWING UP TO BRURNLG WITH YOUR OWN VOMIT ON YOUR SHIRT,
TELLING YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU EXHAUSTED BUT YOU ONLY GOT SIX
HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
>> TELLING YOUR FRIENDS YOU FEEL SO REFRESHED BECAUSE YOU HAD
THREE FULL HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
>> James: AND THE FIEFNL SIDE EFFECT OF BEING A PARENT AND
HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A PARENT IS WHETHER OR NOT
YOU HAVE KIDS.
ALL OF YOU AGREEING THAT BAB HEE SHOCK IS A TOTAL BANGER.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ALLISON JANNEY AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON.