>> Jimmy: HEY, CONGRATULATIONS.
TEN SEASONS OF THIS SHOW.
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
AND I'VE NOT BEEN FIRED YET.
>> Jimmy: NOT ONLY HAVE YOU NOT
BEEN FIRED, I BELIEVE YOU ARE
THE ONLY REMAINING, LIVING HOST
OF THE SHOW.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>> I AM, YES.
>> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY HAD THEM
WRITE IT DOWN.
YOU'VE HAD TEN CO-HOSTS OVER THE
LAST TEN YEARS.
SOME ARE STILL WITH YOU.
>> COME ON.
>> Jimmy: HOW MANY OF THEM CAN
YOU NAME?
>> WHO'S ON THE SHOW?
>> Jimmy: MM-HM.
AND WHO WAS ON THE SHOW, TOO.
>> OH.
WELL, I'LL START WITH WHO'S ON
THE SHOW NOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAW THEM TODAY.
>> WHO'S ON THE SHOW NOW.
IS CARRIE ANN, CHERYL UNDERWOOD.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> ME, MARIE OSMOND.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT.
LET'S DIG A LITTLE DEEPER.
CAN YOU NAME -- GO AHEAD.
>> GO ON.
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU GO ON.
YOU'VE GOT TO NAME THE REST OF
THEM.
>> OH, JULIE CHEN.
>> Jimmy: MM-HM.
YES.
>> UH, WHAT WAS THEIR NAME.
LEAH REMINI.
HOLLY ROBERTSON.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND --
>> Jimmy: THREE MORE!
>> THREE?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> GET OUTTA HERE!
>> Jimmy: THERE ARE THREE MORE.
>> [ BLEEP ].
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THEM WAS JUST
WITH YOU LAST YEAR.
>> OH, SARAH GILBERT.
>> Jimmy: YES, TWO MORE.
>> AYESHA.
>> Jimmy: CORRECT.
AND ONE MORE.
HER NAME STARTS WITH AN M.
>> WHO IS IT?
WHO IS IT?
>> Jimmy: IF I TELL YOU, YOU
DIDN'T KNOW, RIGHT?
MA-
>> OH, MARIE!
>> Jimmy: NO.
MARIE'S ON THE SHOW NOW.
MARISSA.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: MARISSA.
SHE WAS ON --
>> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT.
SO I WIN.
>> OH.
>> Jimmy: MARISSA'S GOING TO BE
THRILLED.
MARIE OSMOND IS NEW.
SHE'S WITH YOU NOW.
>> YEAH, SHE IS.
>> Jimmy: DO THEY RUN THAT BY
YOU FIRST?
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
MARIE HAD BEEN A GUEST ON THE
SHOW MANY TIMES IN THE PAST.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
IS SHE NUTS, MARIE OSMOND?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S NOT?
>> NO!
SHE'S VERY, VERY NICE LADY.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> GOT A GREAT FAMILY.
YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THE OSMONDS.
ANYBODY WHO GREW UP IN THE '70s,
THE IDEA THAT THE OSMONDS AND
THE OSBORNES HAVE COME TOGETHER
TO WORK ON ANYTHING AT ALL IS
INSANE.
>> IT'S INSANE.
>> Jimmy: NOBODY WOULD HAVE
BELIEVED ANY OF THIS HAD YOU
TOLD ME THIS IN 1976.
>> SHE IS A REALLY LOVELY LADY.
SHE'S A VERY NICE PERSON.
SHE DOESN'T SWEAR.
NO, SERIOUSLY.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU.
>> I DO THE SWEARING TO THE
SHOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO THE SWEARING ON
THE SHOW.
>> YEAH, FOR EVERYONE.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
RUNNING PROMOS FOR THIS NEW
SEASON.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A REAL THING.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS REALLY
QUICKLY.
>> IT'S A NEW SET!
>> WE'RE GETTING AN UPGRADE.
>> PLUS, THERE'S A NEW FACE AT
THE TABLE.
>> MAKE THAT TWO NEW FACES.
OH, YES, DARLING.
WE'RE REVEALING MY FACE-LIFT.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK
FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WHICH I THINK IS KIND
OF A BAD THING.
MOST WOMEN DO NOT LOOK GOOD WHEN
THEY GET A FACE-LIFT.
AND THEN YOU LOOK GOOD AND
EVERYONE GOES OH, I SHOULD DO
THAT, TOO, BECAUSE SHE LOOKS
GREAT, BUT IN MOST CASES IT
DOESN'T, DOES IT?
>> IT'S JUST SO THAT IT'S SO
POPULAR NOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> FOR MEN AND WOMEN TO GET
FACE-LIFTS THAT THERE'S, YOU
KNOW, VERY FEW REALLY GOOD
SURGEONS, AND THERE ARE SO MANY
PEOPLE WANTING TO HAVE IT DONE
THAT, YOU KNOW, ODDS ARE YOU'RE
GOING TO GET A DUD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I THINK
MAYBE SOME PEOPLE'S SKIN OR
FACES JUST DON'T LEND ITSELF TO
THAT.
>> THAT'S VERY TRUE.
PEOPLE'S BONE STRUCTURE, IT JUST
DOESN'T, AND I THINK, TOO, A LOT
OF PEOPLE GO IN TO CHANGE TOO
MUCH.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> AND THEN IT JUST DOESN'T
WORK.
>> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT, DO YOU
EVEN GET ANDES THETSIC ANYMORE?
>> HE ACTUALLY GAVE ME A
PROCEDURE WHERE I DIDN'T HAVE
AND AESTHETIC.
>> Jimmy: FOR REAL?
>> ONLY ONE.
>> Jimmy: IS THERE A DEAL WHERE
YOU HAVE THE BANDAGES ON YOUR
FACE AND THERE'S THE REVEAL AND
YOU LOOK AT IT AND YOU'RE
NERVOUS?
>> NO, THAT'S LIKE IN THE
MOVIES.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS?
>> OH, YOU'VE GOT TUBES COMING
OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND RUBBER
BOWLS THAT THE BLOOD GOES INTO,
AND YOU'VE GOT THAT FOUR FIVE
DA
DAYS AND YOU LOOK AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: AND THE FIRST TIME YOU
LOOK IN THE MIRROR IS DAYS LATER
OR RIGHT AWAY?
>> OH, NO, DAYS LATER.
CAN'T BE DOING THAT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT I WOULD DO IS
GLUE SOME SORT OF A HORRIBLE
FACE TO A MIRROR.
>> YOU'RE BAD.
>> Jimmy: AND I WOULD HAND YOU
THE MIRROR AND YOU'D LOOK AT IT
AND SCREAM.
>> YES, HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
>> Jimmy: AND I WOULD LAUGH AND
LAUGH AND LAUGH.
NOBODY DOES THAT.
SEEMS LIKE JACK WOULD DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, NO?
>> NO.
I MEAN, KELLY WAS WITH ME.
FOR MOST OF THE TIME.
AND WHEN I WOKE UP, SHE TOLD ME
THAT I WAS GOING "HELP ME, HELP
ME".
AND SHE SAID, WHAT CAN I DO FOR
YOU?
I'M LIKE, "JUST HELP ME".
>> Jimmy: DID SHE HELP YOU.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED
HELP FOR.
>> Jimmy: IT'S HARD TO FIGURE
OUT.
HOW IS OZZY BY THE WAY?
I KNOW HE HAD HIS FAREWELL TOUR.
AND HE WAS UNABLE TO --
>> FINISH IT.
HE DID ONE YEAR OF A TWO-YEAR
TOUR.
HE DID ONE YEAR, AND THEN HE GOT
FLU, WHICH LED TO PNEUMONIA.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> HE WAS HOME, YOU KNOW, THIS
THING HAPPENS TO SO MANY PEOPLE,
BUT HE GETS UP IN THE NIGHT,
GOES TO THE BATHROOM, COMES
BACK.
FALLS ON THE RUG.
AND BASHED HIS HEAD ON THE SIDE
TABLE.
THEN HE WENT THIS WAY AND BASHED
HIS HEAD ON POST OF OUR BED.
AND DOWN HE WENT.
HE DIDN'T PUT HIS HANDS DOWN.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND HE WENT FACE DOWN, AND
HIS NECK WENT BACK.
AND HE HAD TO HAVE SPINAL
SURGERY.
>> Jimmy: OH, BOY.
>> AND HE'D HAD A MOTORBIKE
ACCIDENT LIKE A FEW YEARS AGO,
AND HE HAD METAL RODS IN HIS
BODY.
AND THE FALL PUSHED THE RODS
THROUGH HIS BONES.
>> Jimmy: OOH.
>> SO HE TO HAVE THREE MAJOR
OPERATIONS.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE A MESS.
YOU SHOULD BE LIVING IN A
HOSPITAL.
>> I TELL YOU WHAT.
OZZY THE OTHER DAY PUT TOGETHER
AN X RAY OF HIS UPPER CHEST AND
HIS NECK, AND NO WONDER THEY
CALL HIM IRON MAN, BECAUSE I
TELL YOU, HE'S GOT BOLTS.
>> Jimmy: HE HAS LITERALLY
BECOME THAT.
>> HE'S GOT SO MUCH METAL IN HIS
BODY.
IT'S LIKE FRIGHTENING.
>> Jimmy: SORRY TO HEAR THAT,
BUT IS HE OKAY NOW OR NO?
>> HE'S GETTING A LOT BETTER,
BUT IT'S BEEN A VERY, VERY HARD
ROAD.
>> Jimmy: HE'S GOT LIKE THE
NUMBER TWO SINGLE ON THE CHARTS
RIGHT NOW WITH POST MALONE.
HOW DID THAT END UP HAPPENING?
>> KELLY KNOWS POST'S PRODUCER.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> AND POST WAS A FAN OF OZZY'S.
AND HE WAS DOING ALL THESE
DIFFERENT COLLABORATIONS ON HIS
NEW ALBUM, AND HE ASKED OZZY IF
HE WANTED TO DO IT AND.
>> Jimmy: DID OZZY KNOW WHO POST
MALONE WAS AT THAT TIME?
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> AND IT WAS JUST GREAT.
I MEAN, THEY SPOKE TO EACH OTHER
OVER SKYPE FROM THE STUDIO.
BECAUSE POST WAS ON THE ROAD.
AND OZZY'S IN THE STUDIO WITH
POST'S PRODUCER, AROUND REALLY,
TRULY, IT TOOK LIKE 30 MINUTES,
DONE.
>> Jimmy: NOW WILL OZZY DO
ANOTHER FAIR WILL TOUR TO FINISH
THE FAREWELL TOUR?
>> HE'S GOING TO PICK UP THE
DATES THAT WE HAD TO --
>> Jimmy: PART TWO OF THE
FAREWELL TOUR?
>> AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE
STARTING IN FEBRUARY.
>> Jimmy: PLEASE TELL HIM I SAID
HELLO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SHARON
AFTER THIS.
WELCOME BACK GUESTS, MORE WITH
SHARON OSBOURNE.
ONE OF THE HOSTS OF THE TALK AND
REMEMBERS MOST OF THE PEOPLE
THAT YOU WORK WITH, YES?
>> YOU ARE SO BAD, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: PLEASE DON'T PUT THAT
ON ME, I'M GOOD.
>> TEN YEARS IS A LONG TIME, AND
YOU FORGET.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS A LONG TIME.
SPEAKING OF A LONG TIME, THE
OSBORNES WAS A HUGE, HUGE
PHENOMENON, AND EVERYTHING IS
COMING BACK.
EVERYTHING'S BEING REBOOTED.
I WOULD IMAGINE THAT MANY, MANY
PEOPLE HAVE COME TO YOU AND SAID
PLEASE LET US COME TO YOUR HOME
AND FILM YOU AGAIN AND DO THIS
ALL OVER AGAIN, IS THAT NOT THE
CASE?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE NOT HAD THAT?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY
SURPRISING TO ME.
"FULL HOUSE" IS ON, AND YOU'RE
NOT.
>> I'M LIKE.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT SOMETHING YOU
WOULD BE INTERESTED IN DOING?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, IT'S, I MEAN, IT MAY BE
INTERESTING TO DO LIKE A ONE-OF.
THIS IS US NOW, COMPARED TO 18
YEARS AGO, THIS IS THE WAY WE
ARE NOW, YOU KNOW, JACK'S GOT
THREE BABIES, AND.
>> Jimmy: IS OZZY GOOD WITH THE
GRANDCHILDREN?
DOES HE WATCH THEM AND --
>> YEAH.
HE'S THEIR PAPA.
AND HE ABSOLUTELY ADORES THEM.
HE GETS THEM ALL LINED UP, AND
THEY'RE PAINTING AND DRAWING
AND.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
>> YEAH, COOKS FOR THEM AND DOES
EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THE PRINCE
OF DARKNESS COOK FOR CHILDREN?
>> HE COOKS THEM BREAKFAST.
THEY ALWAYS SAY, PAPA, WE WANT
BREAKFAST.
>> Jimmy: AND HE'S GOOD WITH
BREAKFAST?
>> OH, HE'S SO GOOD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES HE GIVE
THEM?
>> HE GIVES THEM EGG, BACON,
TOMATO AND BAKED BEANS AND THEY
LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE THE BAKED
BEANS.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: ARE THERE CRUMPETS
INVOLVED?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: I ALWAYS IMAGINED
THERE WOULD BE CRUMPETS.
THIS WOULD BE GREAT.
AND IF YOU COULD GET THE OSMONDS
TO COME AND LIVE WITH YOU GUYS
FOR A WHILE, THIS WOULD BE A
HECK OF A THING.
I REALLY THINK THIS SHOULD
HAPPEN.
>> WHY DON'T YOU DO WIFE SWAP.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL BE SAYING
NEXT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,
TOO, BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT'S NOT
ENOUGH.
>> THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
CAN YOU IMAGINE OZZY AND MARIE?
>> Jimmy: OH, OTZYZZY AND MARIE
WOULD BE A GREAT COUPLE.
>> AND I COULD BE WITH MARIE'S
HUSBAND.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, WOULD YOU
CARE TO BE WITH MARIE'S HUSBAND?
LOOK OUT, MARIE.
I READ THAT THERE ARE TWO
DIFFERENT MOVIE PROJECTS THAT
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO MAKE THAT
DEPICT YOUR LIFE, YOUR YOUNG
LIFE WITH OZZY.
ARE YOU INVOLVED WITH EITHER ONE
OF THOSE?
>> NO, AND WITH BOTH OF THEM I
SAID WE WON'T GIVE YOU ANY MUSIC
RIGHTS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
AND A MOVIE LIKE THAT WITHOUT
MUSIC RIGHTS IS USELESS.
>> Jimmy: WHY, BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T LIKE THEIR APPROACH?
>> NO, HOW COULD YOU WRITE A
STORY ON SOMEBODY'S LIFE LIKE
FROM 40 YEARS AGO AND YOU'VE
NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TO THEM.
IT'S LIKE NO, THANK YOU, BUT
WE'RE DOING OUR OWN ONE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING YOUR OWN.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
WHO YOU WANT TO PLAY OZZY OR
YOU?
>> FOR OZZY, WE'RE GOING TO FIND
A COMPLETE UNKNOWN.
>> Jimmy: A COMPLETE UNKNOWN.
>> SOMEBODY TO, YOU KNOW, THAT
WE ALL KNOW DRESS UP AS OZZY,
AND EVERYBODY WILL GO, YOU LOOK
STUPID.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WOULD BE LIKE
A HALLOWEEN COSTUME OR
SOMETHING.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF
ANYONE IN PARTICULAR TO PLAY
YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHO?
>> THERE WAS THIS SHOW, AN
ENGLISH SHOW CALLED "THE END OF
THE F-ING WORLD."
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> AND IT'S ON NETFLIX.
YOU'VE SEEN IT.
AND THERE'S A GIRL IN THERE THAT
REMINDED ME OF ME WHEN I WAS HER
AGE.
>> Jimmy: DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT
THIS?
>> UM, NOT YET.
>> Jimmy: WELL, SHE KNOWS NOW.
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
SPEAKING OF MUSIC RIGHTS, DONALD
TRUMP USED "CRAZY TRAIN", OZZY'S
SONG ON A VIDEO.
>> YEAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
>> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT GIVE HIM
PERMISSION FOR THAT?
>> NO, HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME.
THIS THING IS HE'LL USE IT ONCE.
EVERYBODY SAYS YOU CAN NEVER USE
MY MUSIC.
WE DON'T WANT IT.
AND THE THING IS, IF YOU JUST
USED IT ONCE, BY THE TIME WE TRY
AND SUE, IT COSTS US A FORTUNE.
YOU GET NOTHING.
SO HE KEEPS DOING IT.
THEY WON'T SUE HIM.
THEY'RE ONLY USING IT ONCE.
THEY'LL TELL ME TO STOP ANYWAY.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU
STILL KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH FROM
BEING PART OF "THE APPRENTICE"
THAT YOU COULD CALL HIM AND SAY
HEY, STOP USING MY SONG?
>> NO.
HE WOULDN'T TALK TO ME.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T THINK HE
WOULD TALK TO YOU?
>> HE'S TOO BUSY TALK BING
TO -- WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME?
JOHN LEGEND'S WIFE.
CHRISSY.
HE'S TOO BUSY TEXTING CHRISSY,
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE
YOU.
PLEASE GIVE OZZY MY BEST.
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