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Now last time we did one of these, it went bit like this--
(SINGING) This is Corden Claret and Bleu!
And the result was this--
[CHEERING]
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to see if we can reach somebody else.
One of two trained chefs and one of three normal guys
will be picked at random to work together,
to create an attention grabbing, head turning dish.
There will be prerequisites, time limits--
One minute remaining.
Mystery ingredients.
All tied together by a shameless, internetty
challenge.
But who will it be today?
Pick a normal.
OK.
I'm nervous.
Me.
Oh, no!
Oh, both of these are gutted!
Look at them!
Jamie, pick whichever chef you'd like.
Well, you did one with him last time, for Stranger Things.
So I think you should just do--
So it's only fair that--
Well, I feel a bit like a [? food jack ?] people
have already had.
That's definitely a James!
Yay!
You should be happier.
I'm really happy.
Next, the boys pick a meal time.
And next, their meal type.
Dinner.
That suits us.
That does suit us.
Excellent.
Is there a steak option?
Meal type-- sweet.
So we're making dessert.
Dessert.
We can do dessert.
We're both savory men.
I know we are.
We can do like a sweet steak.
Yeah.
OK.
James, we're going to have to
(IN UNISON) Step up to the plate.
#CelebDateNight.
Your task is to create a one course
dish for a celebrity couple of your choice,
for their special date night.
Do some research on their obscure food obsessions,
potential aphrodisiacs, and allergies, so
that you can create the absolute perfect meal for their date.
Your aim is to get them to notice
your dish on social media, so make sure
you do a bit of digging in order to give yourselves
the best chance of an acknowledgment, e.g.
Make sure they're on social media.
I have an idea.
I have an idea as well.
OK.
Is it Chrissy Teigen and John Legend?
No.
Oh, well, then you're wrong.
Oh.
The two Js will now peruse the world-famous SORTEDfood larder,
renowned for its mystical and undiscovered ingredients.
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen.
Yeah.
That was your idea?
I think so.
Some of her favorite foods--
ice cream sandwiches, cold hot chocolate,
crepes, and macaroons.
What about this-- a pizza is whatever you want it to be.
So what if we made a sweet pizza?
A sweetza.
We could that.
We could do that.
Yeah, we could do that.
Should we do some cocktails to go with it, like she does?
He counts pasta and pizza as his favorite foods.
Pizza!
So if we could put some, like, legendary stuff on there.
The sweet pizza and cocktail.
Sweet pizza, cocktail-- yes.
All right.
Chocolate chips.
Yes!
Obviously. Marshmallows.
Marshmallows, obviously.
Popping candy.
Eh?
Is that the one that's half-eaten?
Wow.
Romantic.
Date night.
You have one hour, starting from now.
While Jamie is drawing a pizza, I'm going to make our dough.
Don't really have time to make a full pizza dough,
so we're going to make a flatbread,
and add some sugar to it, and some cocoa power
to make it kind of a little bit sweet already.
This is our pizza.
And it's going to have toppings, which are sweet.
Now we've looked it up--
they both really, really love a vodka soda.
Vodka, soda, ice.
Sweet pizza, cocktail, date night, Chrissy Teigen,
John Legend, job done.
We need to make a meringue.
I had a thought--
instead of mango, which is a bit pedestrian, let's do beetroot.
It's a date night.
Have we got any passion fruit?
Oh my god.
I think I saw a passion fruit there.
Yes.
Aubergine?
I mean, date night.
I've never had sweet aubergine, but I
see where you're going with it.
Yeah. Because of the emoji.
Because of the emojis.
Yeah.
It's a dick.
Yeah.
That is a good looking aubergine, as well, isn't it?
That is the emoji.
That is the exact emoji.
Oh!
You walked straight into my aubergine.
The aubergine went in my throat.
So you want me to make a meringue?
Yeah.
I reckon we can pipe it on at the end.
Are you going to give Jamie more jobs than just meringue?
Because if he has the time, he will take 50 minutes
to make a meringue.
He's making the cocktails as well.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I had a crazy idea to put beetroot on the pizza
because beetroot and chocolate go really well.
So I have cut up some beetroot quite small.
That's going to go on a tray--
a little bit of oil, a little bit of sugar-- and we're
just going to roast it off.
Mike, if you had a double date, who would double date with?
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.
Yeah.
Same here!
They're the dream couple, aren't they?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
They got bants.
They just take the mickey out of each other constantly.
Jamie, what are your thoughts on the cocktail?
They both love a vodka soda.
John Legend also likes a Moscow Mule,
so I'm thinking maybe we can take something down that line.
Got to make it romantic.
If I get one cocktail ready, and we
can taste it, and check that we're happy with it,
and then I'll make the other two just before we serve up.
Right.
For our cocktail, I'm just going to fill
a tiny, little, highball glass up with ice.
And then there's vodka, cream soda-- for some sweetness--
then passion fruit spooned in, muddled,
and then we're going to finish it off with a touch of basil
to savory it up a little bit.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Try that.
What do you reckon?
You know what I mean?
Because it's got the sweetness of the cream soda
rather than just normal soda water.
I've made our pizza dough and I've
rolled it out in a mixture of cocoa powder, sugar, and flour.
So what I'm going to do now is melt
some butter in a flat frying pan and just fry it off
on both sides.
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Yes! Yes!
I'm making a ham sandwich.
You have 21 minutes remaining.
You can check on that beetroot, if you want.
That's not cooking fast enough.
Get it in.
Get it in where?
In the oven.
Go in the oven.
In the oven?
Yeah.
We found our pressure point, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm a little bit worried about the beetroot.
Our beetroot is not cooking fast enough in the oven.
This beetroot is cooked.
It's, obviously, cooking faster in the liquid--
the sugar syrup--
so I'm just going to add all of this in.
I'm going to chuck it into a small food
processor, along with some double cream
and some sugar to sweeten it up, make it a little bit more
creamy.
We're going to blitz it up and that's
going to form a beautiful, ruby red sauce.
13 minutes remaining.
Right.
Swiss meringue going into our piping bag
to be piped onto the pizza and then blow
torched for caramelized perfection.
So this is now sweetened cream cheese going on.
OK?
Yeah.
What do you want me to do?
I was just going to swirl that a little bit.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is your five minute warning!
I need to make the cocktails, James.
Oh, can I have the ice, please?
You haven't made the cocktails?
I haven't made the cocktails!
I thought they were in hand.
They were in hand.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Two minutes remaining.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Well done, boys!
Well played!
That was a good effort.
[PHOTOS SNAPPING]
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
(IN UNISON) Dear Chrissy and John,
Here is our beautiful, sweet pizza
that I know you've been craving.
And we've served it with your favorite cocktail
that you make at home--
a vodka and soda.
But we've added a twist--
passion fruit.
When presented with this challenge, we thought,
we're just ordinary people.
We don't know where to go.
But then it came to us and we realized that all of us
loves all of you.
You got married in Lake Como, Italy, so we thought pizza--
let's get it lifted.
Once you take a hit of this, you won't ever want to quit.
We hope you both score.
Because like you, we are also perfect relationship goals.
Anyway, we mentioned the idea of a date night and love to Ben,
and he ran a million miles away.
So it's just the four of us.
Now try your cocktail.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
I think there's a pip in mine.
There's a pip in mine.
Oh, when you get into it, it's delicious.
We're good.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Mm.
That's really nice.
That beetroot adds--
That little bit more earthy.
That earthy savory-ness that you need to not make it
feel like you've immediately developed diabetes.
And the cocktail pairs with it.
It's light and refreshing.
You should have some cocktail with it.
I really like that.
That's not even confusing in a bad way.
No.
That's confusing because it's stunning.
It totally works.
I'm going to put it out there--
I would say that would be better--
even better-- with a proper pizza base.
Like if we had time to make a proper pizza base,
that would be a proper good--
This is almost pancake-ish, which is why it's nice.
And it's not overbearing and it's not sweet.
Also, I think the popping candy gives you that fizz
that you want on a date night.
A bit of a spark.
That's right.
I feel like in this video, you guys have got closer.
Yeah.
I think we worked well together.
Yeah.
I think we shared the work.
Yeah.
I think it could be the start of something beautiful.
I think that's outstanding.
Yeah.
Yeah?
You reckon?
But actually, not just that tastes delicious
because it's chocolate and meringue,
but it actually tastes of loads of different things.
Maybe you're going to be one of Chrissy Teigen's midwives
when she gives birth in a few months time,
if you are, just as you catch the baby and give it to her,
why don't you remind her to have a look at this video?
If you're competing on Lip Sync Battle, then lip sync this--
Chocolate beetroot sweetza.
If you're Ryan Gosling, then you're
in John Legend's band because of that thing on La La Land.
If you are John Legend, tell Chrissy about this.
And if you're Chrissy Teigen, tell John about this.
Love burns.
[BLEEP]
Thanks for watching.
Seriously, though, we're not going
to get results without your help, so get on social
and shout.
Do you reckon we can do it again?
We've done the last two.
And can we get three?
Make it a hat trick!
Come on!
Even if we don't, though, we're going to be back on Wednesday
with another mystery night out.
This time, it's Jamie's turn.
He's in charge.
I nearly forgot!
No, don't forget about this, because it's Sunday
and I want to go on to have a really good week.
OK.
So can I tell you my dad joke?
Fire away.
Three girls named Marie, Alexis, and Taylor
we're driving through the country
when, all of a sudden, their car stalls.
Marie remembers seeing a farm a little way back,
so her and Alexis walk to the farm,
leaving Taylor guarding the car.
When Marie and Alexis get to the farm,
they tell the farmer what happened.
The farmer raises a gun to their head
and tells them to get a fruit, or a vegetable,
or whatever-- just get something from a garden.
Marie grabs a turnip and Alexis grabs a single grape.
Just as they come back into the farmer's house,
Taylor walks in.
He tells Taylor to do the same as they just did and Taylor
heads off towards the garden.
While she's out in the garden, the farmer
tells Marie and Alexis to shove whatever
they got from the garden up their bottoms.
And whoever laughs, dies.
Marie laughs first.
So the farmer shoots her.
Then Alexis laughs.
What's happening?
And she gets killed, too.
So they're floating out of their bodies.
And Alexis asks Marie why she died?
Marie said that the thought of sticking a turnip up her bum
was just too funny.
Marie then asked Alexis why she laughed.
And Alexis said, well, I saw Taylor
coming around the corner with a pineapple.
I thought dad jokes were ones you were
supposed to tell to your kids.
I can't imagine you sharing that with either of yours.
Hey, make sure you come back on Wednesday.
It's my mystery night, which can only be full of more LOLs.
I can promise you, it will better than Barry's.
Oi!