As the Clone Wars continued to get more and more intense, The very small amount of Jedi Generals,
along with their Clone Troopers were spread very thin across the numerous planets of the Galaxy.
Because of this, many senators and Diplomats Like Padme Amidala went on their own peace-making
missions to try to end the war peacefully. On one of these missions, Padme took C-3PO and
R2-D2 with her. As you can imagine, things took a turn when C-3PO punched out a fake Clone Trooper,
knocking him unconscious, and indirectly causing the deaths of many people.
So before we get into it,
make sure to hit the subscribe button for more awesome Star Wars lore content.
The story begins on the jungle filled outer rim world of Bri’Ahl,
where C-3PO and R2-D2 have been deployed by Padme.
The two had stolen a local Bri’Ahlian sky-sled for faster travel,
and R-2 assured his golden friend that he was capable of piloting the alien craft.
Of course, R-2 failed miserably at this, leading them harshly to crash
into the muddy ground of the planet, and tearing C-3po’s golden head from his body.
As usual with these two, they immediately start bickering like old brothers, and C-3po is furious
at R-2s failure to pilot the ship. R-2 tries to blame the turbulence from the thick atmosphere of
the planet for his crash, but C-3PO snaps back telling him that they were only six meters off
the ground, and that they flew straight into a tree. Their fight continues with artoo trying
to say C-3po distracted him while flying, but the golden protocol droid is having none of it,
and urges R-2 to get back to work. Padme instructed the two to not stray too far
from the presidential palace, but now they’re lost deep in the dense forest of the planet.
After hearing enough from threepio, artoo storms off down a nearby hill,
much to the anger and frustration of c-3po.
After being left to lie as a decapitated head on the cold, muddy ground, for quite some time,
Threepio is frightened when notices a large local creature
walking up to him and inspecting his detached head.
He tries to shoo the local creature away from the area, but his voice projection
circuits don’t do enough, instead leading to him being picked up and violently shaken around,
before the long- nosed green creature tosses him away without a thought.
C-3po’s head then bounches rapidly down the nearby hill, and after a few hard clanks into the ground,
he sees his old friend strolling back up the hill. He is shocked and thankful to see that
ARtoo didn’t just leave him, but instead retrieved his body from the crash site.
He doesn’t have much time to thank his old friend however,
as his head goes tumbling down the nearby cliff, springing the little astromech into action,
causing him to zoom down to chase the rolling golden head.
C-3pos head continues rolling and rolling, all the way until it reaches the bottom of a nearby lake,
but R-2 doesn’t give up, continuing to follow it and move it forward.
Moments later however, R-2 picks up the head and offers it to one of the roaring,
native beasts on the planet, much to the fright of threepio.
Finally, R-2 sends a shocking amount of electricity through the native beast,
causing it to enter a state of rage and anger,
before flinging the two droids high into the air, and across the surface of the planet.
As this is happening, a group of local bri’ahl natives are sitting around a cindering camp fire,
discussing their hatred of the Republic and getting very angry that Senator Padme Amidla
thinks she can come to their homeworld and try to get them to join the republic.
Unfortunately for these local separatists, the president of the planet,
Vuul, is fully on board with padme’s plan and wants to join the Republic as soon as possible.
One of the locals says “Desperate times call for drastic measures”, hoping to begin a rebellion
against the Republic on their world, but the others arent’ fully convinced yet, wondering
“Will the separatists keep their promise to leave Bri’Ahl Alone? Can we trust this Dooku?
The other pink skinned locals chime in, saying “Count dooku has equipped our men
with the Clone Trooper armor and weaponry. I have no reason to doubt his sincerity”.
Using this Clone Trooper, they plan to sneak into the presidential palace on the planet
and assassinate both the Senator from Naboo, Padme and President Vuul himself,
so that the separatists can swoop in and take the planet.
The local rebels then raise a toast to their future as separatists,
but before they can even finish, the bouncing golden head of c-3po
bonks right on top of one of their heads, send him straight into the rocky ground,
before his metallic body and R2 himself knock out the other two.
Threepio berates artoo for codly knocking out those local rebels, but he doesn’t tell him
off for too long, as he quickly notices that his head isn’t screwed on right, asking artoo “Are you
sure you put my head back on correctly?” Before also noticing that, something is not right with
his right arm. Every time he tries to control its movement, it flails violently in the air.
Eventually, the two droids arrive at the Clone Trooper camp, where the natives have put on the
Clone Armor given to them by Count Dooku, pretending to me members of the Grand Army.
One of the Clones walks up to the commander and says “uh, sir,
these suits are really hot. Some of the men are ready to pass out.
This leads the commander to facepalm, and tells him “Well turn on the coolant systems”. Yeah,
you can definitely tell these guys aren’t real, brave and tough clones of Jango fett.
Artoo and Threepio then walk up to the “Clone Commander” and introduce themselves in a hurry,
but are slightly suspicious because Padme never told them that there would be Clone Troopers here.
The commander stumbles over his words, but manages to tell Threepio
that this is a secret mission for the republic, which alarms Artoo and causes him to beep crazily,
but Threepio just accepts this as the truth, and asks for directions to the presidential palace,
where Padme is currently stationed.
C-3PO begins to tell of R2-D2 for his rudeness to the Clone, but out of nowhere,
his metallic arm swings forward with a ridiculous amount of force for his size,
violently knocking the fake Clone Trooper out with a single punch. The Fake Clone Commander his the
ground and his finger accidently pulls the trigger on his blaster, killing one of his own men.
This sends a sharp panic around the whole fake Clone Camp,
leading them to believe that they are under attack by an enemy in the same Clone Armor
they were wearing. Because of this, all of the fake troopers begin firing at eachother,
causing a ridiculous chaos where nobody knows who the true enemy is. Of course, there is none,
so they’re all killing each other because of C-3PO’s forceful punch to their commander.
Immediately after this, one idiotic fake trooper opens a metal box of blast charges,
and is in the process of throwing one, when he takes ablaster bolt right throught the heart. This
unfortunately causes the blast charge in his hand to fall back into the box below him,
blowing the whole area off the face of the planet, erupting a massive red fireball,
killing all of the fake troopers and leaving C-3PO and R-2 in… not the best state. C-3Po’s killcount
just skyrocket… Looks like Chopper might be having some competition in the near future.
The two loyal droids then walk into the main town, where the citizens
are able to direct them to the Presidential palace, where Padme is currently stationed.
As the two droids stroll forward, we cut straight into the palace where Gregar Typho,
Padme’s top security agent reports that they have captured a group of Bri’ahl activists
disguised as Clone Troopers outside of the palace. He ominously adds to that by saying “What exactly
happened isn’t clear, but they no longer pose a threat”... Obviously because they’re all dead.
The President assures Padme that these activists do not speak for the majority of the planet,
and Padme thanks him for this. Eventually the two droids are rolled into the Presidential
palace, where Padme is angry at them because she told them not to stray too far away.
And to end of the story, Padme is thankful that Threepio came back in one piece…
only to have his head fall off one again, hitting the ground. Padme really doesn’t realize this,
but C3po and R2 save her life, and the entire planet from a devastating attack on the palace,
which would have allowed the separatists to march in and take the planet for themselves.
So, can I get a thank mr threepio in the comments down below.
But that is the story of how C-3PO knocked out a fake Clone Trooper,
starting a chain reaction of events that eventually led to them all firing on each other
and killing themselves for literally no reason. Threepio’s killcount just skyrockets.
Thanks so much for watching, really hope you enjoyed the video. Cheers guys,
hope to see you in the next one!