- You better explain yourself. (upbeat music)
- That wasn't me.
- I just watched the damn tape.
- She did more than hit you
with the ice cream cone, didn't she?
- What?
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- Ra!
- (panting) Ah!
- Is that everything?
- Yeah, and now the bitch is suing me.
- Why did you toss an ice cream cone at her?
- She was trying to steal my song.
- You knocked her out because of a song?
- What else was I supposed to do?
- You could've talked it out.
- Who is she?
Why is she telling Nicki Minaj these stupid things?
- She's a disappointment.
- Annalise I--
- And I love her.
But not today.
- I need you to win this case for me.
- It's gonna be hard.
They have video of you hitting her.
- It was just an ice cream cone!
- Ice cream cones are considered deadly weapons
when used at the park.
- Everyone knows that.
- Quiet!
- Are you saying I can go to prison?
- 20 years minimum.
But don't worry, we're gonna win this.
- How can you be so sure?
- Because I'm the lead of this show.
- We have to come up with something
to defend Nicki or we're screwed.
- What if we can prove it wasn't an ice cream cone?
- What if you could prove your love to me?
- What was that?
- You never listen.
- Ollie--
- Just focus on the case.
- It's clearly an ice cream cone.
We can't say it was something else.
- Cardi could've died.
This is like a mega super serious crime we're talking about.
- She's lucky it wasn't two scoops.
(eerie music)
It would've gone straight through her skull,
a painless death, yet so beautiful.
Not that I think about death and ways to kill people.
- Why am I turned on?
- Um, guys I think I found something.
- What is it?
- I was looking at Cardi's emails with her lawyer.
- That's illegal!
- Shut up, Laurel.
- What does the email say?
- We gonna get this bitch okerrrr.
I've got a video from a witness who saw the whole thing.
- What's on the video?
- Oh!
I am in so much pain!
- Uh, I'm Nicki Minaj.
You suck, Cardi.
I'm gonna kill you.
(grunts)
Oh!
- Why, Nicki?
I just wanted to be your friend.
- That is not what happened!
- You better explain yourself.
- That wasn't me!
- I just watched the damn tape.
- Nicki Minaj doesn't even speak like that.
She's setting me up.
- It looked pretty convincing to me.
- I never did any of those things.
- We just saw you.
Not only did you almost kill Cardi, you told her she sucks.
- That's a felony.
The cone and the insult is life in prison
plus a Nicki-Minaj-is-over party on Twitter.
- Oh God.
- We need to play dirty.
Frank?
- What's up?
- Where the hell did you come from?
- Cardi will be meeting with a psychologist
to deal with her trauma.
I need you to go undercover.
- No problem.
I've got a great disguise.
Hi, Cardi.
I'm Doctor Frank.
- Hi.
- So, walk me through what happened to you.
- I was enjoying my day at the park when all of a sudden
Nicki gets all mad.
I tried to run away
and she hit me with an ice cream cone.
- Mmm, that must've been traumatic.
- It was!
I'm like constantly thinking about it.
- She did more than hit you
with the ice cream cone, didn't she?
- What?
- The witness tape.
- Oh yeah!
Yeah, the, uh, witness tape,
where she said that horrible thing to me.
- Your Honor, does that sound like someone
who is telling the truth?
- Objection, this evidence was obtained illegally
during a private doctor-patient session.
- I'll allow it.
- What?
- Miss B, why do you sound unsure in the tape?
- Ow!
- She's deflecting.
- Answer the question.
- No, that's okay.
- Answer the question!
- I forgot!
- You forgot part of a traumatic event and what Nicki said?
- Because the script said, I mean no!
The witness tape--
- No more questions.
- Is it true that you hit my client in the head
with an ice cream cone?
- Yes, and I'd do it again.
- Objection!
My client didn't mean that.
- You can't object your own client.
- I can if they're giving answers that can lose my case.
- Overruled.
- Why did you hit Cardi? (somber music)
- Because she was trying to steal my rap
and everyone knows Nicki Minaj is better.
- Bitch!
- Watch it.
- Yes, I hit her with the cone but I never said she sucks.
Out loud.
- But you were on tape.
- That wasn't me!
- I have no more questions.
- I scream, you scream.
Nicki Minaj screams for ice cream.
Is it in a cone?
Is it in a bowl?
Does it matter?
The truth is, Nicki didn't throw that ice cream cone.
Nicki the artist, Nicki the rap star,
Nicki the passionate creator threw that ice cream cone.
She can't be blamed.
- You're absolutely right.
I'm throwing this case out and Nicki Minaj is free to go.
- What the hell?
- Case is closed.
- Damn, she's good.
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