- Hey, guys.
Now that we watched the latest episode
of "Married at First Sight," we're
going to talk all about it.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Happy honeymoon.
There are a lot of big moments from this episode.
I was actually wondering if I could speak with you
momentarily, like over there.
Sure.
Derek asking the father for the hand of marriage was--
Stole the show.
I wanted to ask for your blessing
in marrying your daughter.
I don't think anyone's ever done that in the previous
"Married at First Sight."
That's a stand-up guy.
Absolutely, you have my blessing.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
I thought that was very sweet.
It's one of the things you're kind of lacking when you
do go through the experiment.
So the fact that he took that extra step,
I felt that was, like, very hard heart-warming.
OK.
All right.
Are you scared?
No, no, no.
You guys are comfortable and easy to be around.
For reals?
Mindy and Zack--
her friends were rough on him.
They weren't messing around.
How will you make Mindy secure?
Um--
I mean, he literally got grilled.
They smelled BS.
You're modeling and things like that.
So I guess you could get a little
more exposure for your career.
So--
I don't know.
I don't think my family thought you were trying to further
your modeling career.
Oh, man.
I was the best underwear model there was.
You ruined it.
I ruined it?
Just kidding.
I'm even better now.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, boy.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
And then I got my dad bod.
What's up?
So, how's it feel?
I just woke up, so--
My favorite part was when Brandon was getting
grilled by Taylor's cousin.
Plain and simple, are you good to your women?
I'm sorry?
Can you give us some assurances
that she's in good hands?
She was on him.
It was intense.
Yeah, she was hot.
It was funny.
This isn't a girl you're dating.
This is a woman you married.
I would've been sweating.
I would have been like, dang.
Us millennials are weird.
We're afraid of commitment.
Brandon, you're not smooth.
I've got to say.
You're a handsome fella, not smooth.
Nobody would like that conversation.
I mean, the first thing you say to me at breakfast
is you wish you were sleeping?
Uh, I don't care who you are.
I'd be like, nice to see you, too.
[LAUGHS]
When we're on camera, there is like Michael
that's like Mr. Perfect.
And then off camera, you're a completely different person.
Oh, my Mika and Michael.
You say if I don't have sex with you by the honeymoon,
you don't know if you want to be in this marriage.
That would make me not want to have sex with you.
Yeah.
Like if you were like, you have to have sex with me--
Today at 4:30, if you don't have sex with me at 4:30--
You out?
See you later?
Yeah, no, that's wrong.
There was never a time limit of when to do this.
The time limit was the honeymoon.
How are you going to sit there and say
we need to have sex by end of this honeymoon or I'm out,
like, what?
I don't know what he said, so I can't really judge it.
He won't admit to what he said.
Can you admit that on camera, that you said that?
- No. - What the [BLEEP]?
Did you say it or not?
Well--
Michael, I'm on that ass.
I'm on that ass.
If there's different expectations
we have about intimacy, I'd like to know that early.
As a dad, you can't talk like that to a woman.
I'm sorry, man.
He's-- he's only been a dad for like, 16, 15 months.
Baby girl, if you see this, if a dude
tries to pressure you into anything, come right back home.
Just last week, you thought Michael
and Mika were going to make it, now--
I eat my words.
They're not even sleeping in the same bed.
No.
Or the same room, for that matter.
They may make it back together.
He told me I'm not building any kind of attraction to you.
And what do you want me to do about that?
Hey, like, by the way, I'm not attracted to you.
You just don't say that to somebody.
At this point, you just don't.
And then, like, what are you going to do about that?
Well, I mean, do you want me to get a boob job?
Like, do you want me to have plastic surgery to fix my nose?
Like, what do you what am I going to do about that?
What's wrong with her nose?
I'm just saying, like, is that what he's saying?
I like her nose.
And I don't think she needs new boobs.
Her boobs are great.
I can't even say I'm hurt.
I'm actually-- it's a bit funny,
Maybe I should also just put my foot in my mouth.
Because I said I wasn't attracted to you.
But I didn't say that to you.
Hey.
On the cheek.
I'm not attracted to him at all, which is terrible.
DOUG: You've never said it directly to me.
No, I never did because I wouldn't say that to you.
That's rude.
It's hurtful.
Zack, that wasn't cool.
No.
Just FYI.
Right.
You still have great hair though.
This was probably a really, really bad idea.
He sure seemed like he was attracted to her.
Like, he was kissing her and--
But then the cameras went off.
And he was like--
[BRAKE NOISE] get out of here.
Well, it's been so much fun watching
this most recent episode of "Married at First Sight"
with you guys.
And sharing our opinions.
And stay tuned for next week when
we break down another episode.
We can't wait to see you next time on Couples Couch.