- Today I'm gonna be putting some reptile experts.
(crickets chirping)
No, not you guys, these guys over here, to the test.
Brian and Jason against Mike and Noah,
and see how our people fare against true reptile experts.
- What do you mean true reptile experts?
- That's us. - Yeah, we're experts.
- I definitely wouldn't consider myself an expert.
- I'm leaning on you. - All right.
- So the pairing was a Pinstripe
bred to a Black Pewter Lesser Cypress.
So five potential genes.
You have to guess what you think
will be in the egg before I cut it.
You guys ready?
- Yeah, we're ready.
- What do you think is gonna be the first egg?
- Black Pastel Pinstripe.
- Gotta have Pinstripe.
And everything always has Lesser.
- All right, Lesser Cypress Pinstripe.
- [Brian] Egg number one!
- Come on.
I don't even know what it would look like if I was right.
- Is that scaleless?
- It looks like a Cypress Lesser Pinstripe.
- No, definitely not.
There's no Lesser, there's no Pinstripe.
Doesn't really look like a Cypress to me.
- You hit a new gene!
- It looks like it's either a Pastel,
or maybe just a really pretty normal.
- I think you hit a new gene.
- Really?
- You gotta prove that out.
- We all missed on that one.
- Yeah!
- All right, at least you guys missed.
I didn't miss, 'cause I didn't guess.
Let's move on to egg number two,
and hopefully this'll be a little bit more exciting.
What do you think?
- Lesser Pinstripe.
Do you agree, Jason? - Yeah.
- Pewter Pinstripe.
- I was gonna say Pewter as well.
- [Brian] Okay, let's go, egg number two.
- It's got the juice (chuckling).
- [Brian] Oh, this one's looking pretty.
- It looks like the same thing.
- [Brian] I tell you what,
I think it's another normal Ball Python.
So we've got five genes going on,
and I think we've whipped
on all five genes on the first two.
That seems impossible right now.
- Did Mike label this one?
(all chuckling)
- I could tell you this much,
I didn't put any normal to normals together this year.
- Really? - That's for sure.
Next egg, what do you guys got?
- Black Pastel Cypress Lesser Pin.
- He's right. - Whoa, like the dad.
- I just wanted to say normal.
(all laughing)
- Let's go for normal. - Let's go normal.
- Normal!
- The chances of three normals are pretty insane.
It could happen, the way the odds go.
- Come on, we want that money.
- I've never been excited for a normal.
- Aw, dang it!
- [Brian] So there's a little bit of a wrinkle in this one.
This is actually a Pinstripe and a Woma Ball Python.
So what the deal is, is that
the Black Pewter Lesser Cyprus
has to also have Woma,
because this is a Pinstripe and a Woma.
- That's cheating!
- [Brian] Now you've got a sixth gene
that you can guess for too.
Okay, so we still have a bunch of eggs going.
- Woma's not a Ball Python, it's an Australian snake.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- A Woma Ball python, not a Aspidites Ramsayi.
- Oh, wow.
- Whoa, getting all scientific on us here.
- Reptile experts you're up.
- Woma. - Black Pastel Woma.
- Lesser Cypress Pinstripe, that's what I was thinking.
- Lesser Cypress Pinstripe. - Yeah.
- Okay, you ready, let's go.
Oh my gosh, I'm getting a lot of bad odds on this.
- What is that?
- That's another normal.
- No, no, no.
- This is actually a Pastel and it's a Woma.
- What!?
- So it's a Pastel Woma.
- What, this is rigged.
- Woma Ball python,
this almost looks like a Spider Ball python.
- I'm glad you're not afraid to answer that question.
- Exactly.
I'm definitely missing a lot of odd.
Keep going, what do you think?
- I think we need to call Maury.
- Normal. - Normal.
- Normal.
- Let's go Cypress Woma.
- Cypress Woma. - Cypress Woma.
- Is that even possible?
- It is possible.
- Yeah, I'm an expert.
- So that male might have Woma in it
and you just didn't know it?
- I think it does have Woma in it
and I just didn't know it.
Okay, let's go.
- I like that. - That's something.
- That's a normal.
- No. - That's just a Woma.
- That's Woma.
- That's what I said, Normal Woma is what I said.
- That's pretty.
- I said normal Woma, play it back.
A normal.
- And I am starting to wonder if there's a possibility
that a different male is fathering this clutch.
'Cause we have not hit anything.
We've not hit Lesser, Cypress, Black Pastel.
We know that it's at least a Pastel Woma.
I don't know what's going on.
Maybe my odds are just terrible.
We've got four eggs to go.
- Father is clearly not around and all these babies
are gonna end up the worse for ware because of it.
- That's true, think about that baby daddy.
- Black Pastel Lesser. - I like that.
- Dude, I think we've gotta do something Woma, 100 percent.
- Lesser Woma.
- 'Cause that's not even the father.
- Oh, that's true, how about-
- Daddy's not in the picture.
- Woma Pin. - Yeah, Woma Pin.
- If I were guessing,
I would probably stick with Woma and Pastel,
and that's about it.
- Black Pastel Woma.
- Woma Pastel Pin. - Yeah.
- Here we go.
- Come on, baby.
- [Brian] Oh, now we're getting there.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Cypress Lesser Pinstripe.
- Dude, I said that you were like.
"That's not the dad no more."
So there's two daddies.
- Definitely fathered one.
He could have fathered all of 'em, who knows?
But that's actually pretty cool.
We've got three eggs left.
Now we have a couple more genes to play with.
- Yeah, it's all gene time.
- It's all gene time.
I like the all gene idea.
- Ah.
- I want the all gene. - All gene or no gene.
- Should we go no gene, normal?
- I think that's the right call.
- I think so too.
- Just a Pastel. - Just a pastel.
- Pastel, okay, I like it.
All right, come on all gene!
It's a Pinstripe Woma, this is a Pin Woma, actually.
So we've now had two Woma Pinstripes.
- We haven't seen the Black Pastel yet.
- But we haven't seen the Black Pastel yet.
- Yeah, Black Pastel Cypress Woma.
- That'd be cool.
- Black Pastel Cypress Woma.
I like it, I like it.
- Black Pastel Pin.
- We have to speak it into existence.
- All right, getting down to the last two eggs, guys.
What do you guys think they've done, how they've done?
- Great, they're really good.
- Yeah, I think you guys have done awesome too.
- Thank you.
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Ooh, that's pretty.
- Black Pastel Pewter!
- [Brian] Go ahead, what do you think it is?
- A Lesser Pinstripe. - Yup.
- Super cool.
- What do you think Jason?
- I don't think that's Lesser, it's got too much color.
I would say Black Pastel Pin Cypress.
- No Cypress. - Not too bad, not too bad.
What do you guys think?
- I think it's Black Pastel Pinstripe.
- So actually what this is is a Woma Lesser Cypress.
So it's a Woma Lesser Cypress Pinstripe, no black.
So Black Pastel has still not showed up in this thing.
We have one egg left,
and I've got something really exciting to show you.
I'm putting the scissors away,
and first off, I'm gonna let you hold this egg.
- A two piece chicken nugget, small one.
- There's a twin in there?
- Dino nuggets or regular?
- Regular nuggets, unfortunately.
- Ah. - Ah.
That's disappointing.
- So Brian is actually gonna show us
a different technique of cutting eggs.
And it's not actually cutting eggs,
actually, tearing the egg.
Maybe we'll incorporate it.
Let me know in the comments what you guys think
when we actually do it.
So what do you think it is first?
- I'm going-
- This is the all gene.
- Yes.
- You think it's all gene?
I don't know, we haven't been right on a single thing yet.
- This one has to have Black Pastel, statistically.
- All gene.
- Black Pastel.
- All gene.
- Actually, you'll see afterwards,
you can get a good look at the snake,
and then when you let it go, it'll close back up.
And a lot of times you'll see a snake
still cut out of the egg even after you've done this.
Ready?
- This looks terrifying.
- Terrifying.
- [All] Oh.
- Ooh, it's pretty. - Oh, Black Pastel.
- That's Pewter, that's Pewter.
- That's a Black Pastel for sure.
That's a Pastel.
- Cypress maybe looks like.
- I think it looks like Cypress is in here.
- My goodness, is this all gene?
- It has no Pinstripe, no Pinstripe.
So I think that it's a Black Pewter Cyprus.
Possible Lesser in there
'cause that Black Pewter Cypress wouldn't be this light.
- True.
- So I have a feeling that there's Lesser in there too.
And let me know what you guys think.
How the reptile experts did as opposed to our experts.
- Yeah!
- And also let me know what you think about this tear.
I do like the fact that when you put it together,
it just goes right back together.
- Many times I've done this technique
and watched snakes still cut out of the egg.
- Still cut outta the egg?
Yeah, that's definitely a Black Pewter Lesser Cypress.
All right, guys, good job.
Ready for the next challenge?
- What? - Yeah.
- No. - No.
- Next challenge, these reptiles versus my reptile experts.
- Who are you calling a reptile?
- Lucy just started to come out and shed.
She needs a soak, so we have to get Lucy out.
I think I'm gonna put
these guys up to the challenge first.
And if they don't do well,
then you guys step in, all right?
- The big dogs.
- What can possibly go wrong?
- Are you funding the hospital bill?
- Sure.
- Can I give you a little advice?
- No.
- The advice I was gonna give you,
just get her into the tub.
- Let me show you how you do it.
You put your butt out, 'cause, so if she bites.
you got a lot of meat there, you know what I mean?
- You calling me fat?
- Oh, now you pissed her off.
- Uh uh, no way.
Just get her started, I'll grab her from out here.
- You gotta learn.
- She's staring me down.
- Get in there Jason!
- Oh, ****!
(all laughing)
- Now he jumped, he's outside.
- All right now go.
Go, go, go, go!
- Grab her, grab her!
- You're good, don't worry about the face now.
- Hey, why'd you close it?
Get this guy outta here.
- Come on, it's only 200 pounds.
- I feel like I'm doing all the work here.
- Gosh, that's how it's done.
- I did it.
- Good job guys.
You got some shed on your head.
- Okay, the hard part's done now.
Now get in there and clean it up.
- Connie! - What?
- She was really good at getting the poop out.
She was a great private that day.
Appreciate it Brian, it's a great gift.
- You're welcome.
- It's almost as good as the toilet scrub.
- Anything for you, Mike.
(yelling)
- I feel super emasculated today.
- I feel like Brian's hanging me out to dry here.
Costco Brian.
- Hold on a second.
He was supposed to take the bitey end.
I ended up taking the bitey end.
- We never agreed on that.
Are you funding the hospital bill?
- Sure. - Then I looked at her.
(vacuum sucking)
- Oh, that sucks.
- It sucks it right up.
- What are you doing?
- Pretending, we're all pretending.
- I'm not pretending, I'm actually working.
- You're slacking, Mike, get in there.
- I know, put me in slow-mo.
- Mike, what are you doing?
What the heck are you doing?
- I'm gonna unplug it.
- I did get a lot water out so we're good.
We're getting paid for this? - No.
- Connie. - Is that poop?
Let's turn it on with the thing off, see what happens.
(dial tone)
There's no suction.
- Oh yeah, that works.
- Empty vacuum, let's resume this bad boy.
(vacuum sucking)
Right behind the tree.
- What the heck, Mike.
- Here, here.
- It looks like everyone's working pretty good,
except for Jason over there, the reptile expert.
He's petting Matilda.
- One my favorite parts about cleaning snakes,
watching other people do it.
- Doesn't look like there's much cleaning going on.
- Boy's got rhythm for a white boy though?
- He does.
- Well it seems like Mike is doing all the work.
You got a little piece of shed on your neck.
- Yeah, yeah that's so, that proves that I did something.
- Noah, what are you doing?
- I'm sifting man, you never really know
what's inside this prime.
- Okay, I think we're just gonna-
- Oh, see that?
See that, could sell that in the gift shop.
Wait, where did Brian and Jason go?
- I don't know, I like how Pikachu's in here though.
(vacuum sucking)
- Welcome.
- I'm hiding some clues around the rept area,
and it's gonna lead them to a pretty special animal.
The first clue is, "I'm an Asian snake."
- Right now? - Right now.
- There's Asian snakes over here somewhere.
- They're running over there, is there any over here?
We don't have a key, how are we gonna get into it?
Let's check the retakes.
- Mike, give me your keys!
- Don't give them the key.
- Get the key, get the key, get the key, get the key.
Quick, hurry up, gosh dang it.
Why are those guys over there?
I feel like they know this place better than us.
- It showed us it was pink.
Pink paper. - Pink, pink, pink.
- I think there's, wait,
I know that there's a Mandarin Rat around here.
There's obviously none.
- Pink Tree, is this Asian?
- No.
- That's like Mandarin Rats.
I don't see any, colored flower, Mandarin Rat.
- Where?
- Let's see.
- Oh, there it is, yes.
"If I was a Pokemon, I'd be a water type."
Like a Bulbasaur.
- Is there anything in that area?
- Okay, so like, you know, in the water.
- That's not a water type.
- I don't know anything about Pokemon.
- It sounds like they're opening, they got one.
- Go get it, go get it!
It's in his back pocket!
- No, no, no, don't touch it.
Don't touch his butt, it's not safe.
(all yelling)
- Why'd you let him grab your butt like that, man?
- What's does it say Mike, what does it say?
- "If I was a Pokemon, I'd be a water type."
- There it is.
Box out, box out.
- What's it say?
Go, run, run, run, run.
- It says, I ripped it, I don't know.
- Oh, it's Hang Man.
- What is this?
- "Macaroni with the," I got it.
- Go, go, go.
- You said you got it, where you going?
- He's over here.
- What does it say, Mike?
- "Peanut, banana, bacon sandwiches killed me."
- Oh, I know who that was.
- Who? - Right here?
- No.
- Elvis got killed by Fluffer Nutters.
- Fluffer Nutters.
- I thought he died by hot dog on the toilet.
- I'll bet you it's back there.
Wanna come out so we can go in?
(tense music)
- Is it in there somewhere?
- Those are all the clues.
- Oh.
- Yeah, why did they go outside?
- That's it, I think we won.
- I think I ran too fast.
- Oh, no.
- What do they know about Elvis that we don't?
'Cause this is Elvis.
- He probably shoved it under his water dish.
What do you think about that?
(laughing)
- What are you guys doing back here?
- Nothing, nothing.
- You guys are doing something.
- We're waiting for you guys to find it
so we can see the clue.
- Maybe it's downstairs.
- Now I know what it felt like
when I was looking at Carl's cage for 45 minutes.
- The, Elvis is, got killed by
peanut butter, banana, sandwiches.
- I wonder how long they're gonna stay up there.
- It said Elvis or it said peanut-
- At least we got them out of our hair for a little bit.
- That's a good point.
- Think of the names of the animals here.
Is there anyone else that could have-
- Gotten killed by a peanut butter, banana sandwich?
- But it said bacon too,
there was bacon in that statement.
- Should we eat their jerky?
- Yeah.
- Did you eat it?
- Do you watch, do you watch "Game of Thrones?"
- Yeah, I've watch, I've seen "Game of Thrones."
Drogo have anything to do with this?
- With peanut butter banana sandwiches?
- Wait, oh, did Drogo get killed
by a peanut butter banana sandwich?
- I don't know, I haven't watched "Game of Thrones."
- I just don't understand why the clue's not there,
it should be Elvis.
Did it say anything else?
What else did it say?
Let's just look in Drogo's just for fun.
- I really thought Elvis died from eating a hot dog.
- I've never heard that one.
- Hey, we need the key.
In here just thinking that
maybe you led us astray with your Elvis clue.
- There's no other clues, the game's over.
- What? - You guys won.
- Oh, 'cause there was only three clues,
and we won already, and so we're dumb.
- Elvis was the thing.
- Because we had won and we didn't even realize it.
Wow, so, and I'm still a loser even though I won.
We won, it doesn't feel like a win.
- I feel like it was set up for us to win and lose.
- I think you guys played in too much the fact that
reptile experts not really smart at anything else.
Like counting.
- Or that I was even a reptile expert to begin with.
- I'm lost.
- This is taking a break, it's hot up there.
- Did you find the last clue?
- Yeah, technically.
(upbeat music)
- He likes the rubs though.
- Oh, those cuddles though.
- You're so pretty.
- Oh, yes, oh, I love that, come back.
- We always mop last, apparently.
- Nah, we do it first.
This is just souvenir.
You come into the reptarium, pick a piece off the floor,
and you walk out.
- I'll bet you dollars to donuts,
she's gonna go up in her tree.
- Dollars to donuts?
I like donuts.
- Go. - Go, come on, get her back.
- I got her out.
- All right, so just put her head in.
She's a very predictable snake.
- Good job, guys.
- Just go ahead and put her down,
you're making it harder.
You want your head to go in here, I promise.
(grunting)
- Come on, give me those donuts.
- [All] Donuts, donuts, donuts.
- Yeah!
- Oh, we missed a piece, there we go.
- It's always great to get Lucy out.
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- All right, Mike, now clean it up.