(laughs)
You are so funny!
Ooh, she's my favourite.
Mine too.
Ooh.
Alright, I should get going.
I'll get your bag.
Thank you.
Of course.
What are you doing later? Gaby is busy but I'm free if you wanna hang out...
I need you to break up with Gaby for me.
What? No...
I'm not dating Gaby, I'm her heterosexual best friend.
No,I know, I just need you to break up with her for me.
I'm just not very good at confrontation.
Wait...what happened? I...
Oh...did she make your dad feel uncomfortable
when she met him? Because I'm sure she was just like flirting.
Her flirting is very aggressive.
No, I'm just over it. You're with her all the time, you get it.
No, I do not get it!
Hey, I got your purse.
Thank you...
Aww, thanks.
(mouths) Thank you...
I'll walk you out.
(mouths) Fuck!
(dramatic sting)
What did I do this time?
You didn't do anything. You're perfect, you're wonderful.
Is this to guilt me into admitting
I'm wearing shoes in the house when you're not home?
You're what?
Yeah, I'm wearing shoes a lot in the house when you're not home.
I know we're not allowed, but I'm doing it.
Wait, you have to stop!
You're dragging poop and dirt into our house!
I can't stop, Allison!
I love my boots. And I hate being told what to do.
Ergo, shoes!
I feel that good we had this talk.
That's not what this talk was about!
You didn't know that I was wearing shoes in the house when you're not home?
No!
Good.
Because I'm not.
But you...
Actually, I just wanted to have a talk with you...
about relationships.
Good, finally!
I'm glad I can give you some valuable insight
now that I'm in such a good one with Tina.
Yeah, I mean...
Hypothetically, if someone wasn't telling you the truth...
You what know your problem is...
It's that you're not showing the real you.
Excuse me?
Yeah, you're presenting this like image of yourself
that's not actually you, and so you're not giving people
the chance to be pleasantly surprised by the real you.
And sometimes they're disappointed.
They're disappointed when they get to know me?
If they want a normal girl, yeah, but...
you don't want someone like that...
but someone like Tina who loves you for you.
Wait, you love Tina now?
We haven't said it, but...
I can feel it coming.
I hate her!
What?
You love Tina!
Nope. I think she is boring and stupid.
You have said she's smart and fun.
Well...I was lying.
I didn't think this was gonna last.
And now it is...
so I have to put my foot down.
Her, or me.
Is this to punish me for wearing shoes inside?
No, I...
I don't want you to waste your life with a stupid, boring person
who doesn't have enough of a backbone to do her own dirty work!
What?
Uh...she...
She doesn't pick up after herself, leaves...
dirty dishes everywhere, so I hate her.
Okay.
Okay?
I'm not gonna be with someone you don't like, you're too important to me.
Wait, really?
That's incredible.
Just don't know how to tell her, I mean...
she's gonna be devastated.
I'm like a ten. She's a nine point five, but I'm a ten.
Have you seen me naked? Its incredible...
She is never gonna recover.
Do you want me to say something?
Is that allowed?
Apparently!
(groovy music)
She wants her sweater back.
Mmmh...
Do you want me to drop it off?
That'd be great, thanks. This has been really hard for me.
Are you kidding?
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