like imagine when you just smoked so
much off I'm so buffed out right
now you know anything works is what I'm
saying you can make any word into a word
for being extremely stoned this is
Action Bronson and this is slang with
Action Bronson some of the things I like
to say smack there's a typical New York
term for being really stoned you know I
don't know exactly where it originated
but it seems to have a Yiddish undertone
in my opinion a schmear also derives
from Yiddish it's just a light grazing
of something over something toasted
usually like a bagel or Viale
like a schmear cream cheese New York
City doesn't usually know what a schmear
is there seems to be an epidemic of that
much cream cheese coming on a
bagel and you have to take the whole
thing off and you have a mess and napkin
it's a mess can we please stop
this Final Fantasy 7
when I tell you was Final
Fantasy 7 you know it's at the top of
the best marijuana that you could
possibly have because when I was in
Japan I was smoking some fire and the
music that was playing it felt like I
was walking around in Final
Fantasy 7 is some sort of weird video
game crispix I like that one
crispix happens to be my favorite cereal
in the entire world yes I'm sure you
might have thought it was something
sugary but no it isn't it's half rice on
one side half corn on the other and a
total eclipse of deliciousness Hyde is
it's when you have that amazing idea
like oh yo we're gonna make 1
million dollars off this idea and within
2 seconds you no longer have that idea
because it's gone it's gone with the
wind because you're demolished Palio
string cheese Palio mozzarella this is a
straight East Coast monster Dell cheese
it melts like you can't believe and it
Browns like you can't believe also pull
apart beautifully four string cheese
situations you
wrap it in pursuit you could have it
with fruit playing Chicago you have a
joint or a big fat blunt and you each
pass it around one time and everyone
holds it in until it comes back to you
hence getting you extremely high
everyone starts coughing they cry it's a
serious game one of my favorite
smoking games Madre de Sorrentino
Sorrentino is a grape that is grown in
Umbria in Italy Monte Falco to be exact
and the Madre is this gelatinous
beautiful jelly natural grape jam that
that happens on the bottom of the
barrels you know the wine barrels it's
the most intense delicious fermented
grape flavor that you'll ever have in
your life key food bag also
known as my Louis Vuitton luggage I've
carried so many things through so many
countries in a key food bag key food is
a grocery store a supermarket so
run-of-the-mill thing but it's a it's
like a Bravo associated you know
like that be stirs be stirs is a weed
that's so basic and so nasty tasting but
it was like illest ever when it
came out cuz I don't know in New York it
was different we didn't have all the
fire be stirs is an abbreviation for
British Columbia so that all came down
from there and it was just like a wave
hit the resonator if you have a hangout
with your friends and a hub where
thousands of bloods are being smoked and
you save each clip in a jar or some sort
of vessel and then one glorious day cut
the ash off each empty out whatever is
left in those little baby pieces at the
end and then roll it or stuff it and
then we smoked all the resonated clips
that have been touched in that hub it's
heavy-duty sugar I'm surprised I could
even speak to this day after smoke
many of these that's it I hope you
learned something from this