Hello and welcome back to the most amazing Top 10 Channel on the internet, I am your
host Rebecca Felgate and today we are talking about the Top 10 Scary Minions!
That is right!
Minions!
I went on the minion ride once at Universal and got to experience the whole thing as a
minion which was cool…
I feel like I was inside their mind for a short while….
And what a mind!
Before we get into this video, let me know who your favourite minion or despicable me
character is… mine is of course Gru.
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10 - Minions and the Illuminati Despicable Me is a metaphor for the New World
Order – so says a forum on good old David Icke’s Website.
You know David Icke, the guy why came up with the reptilian humanoid theory?
The one about the Babylonian Brotherhood?
Anyway, his fans and fellow conspiracists have concluded Despicable me is all about
dat sweet sweet illuminati takeover.
Firstly the colours of the lettering on Despicable Me are quote un quote luciferian black and
red.
Gru gets a loan from the bank – a reference to the federal reserves ties with the illuminati
and….
Well….
A lot of minions only have one eye.
ONE EYE PEOPLE!
It’s a sign!
It’s a trap!
It’s the illuminati confirmed!
Wait, is that a pyramid they are working on here…….
Suddenly it ALL MAKES SENSE.
9 - Minions Expose The Moon Landing as Fake This theory goes that minions know far more
than they are letting on and that they’re trying to tell us something through the movies.
The minions movie is set in 1968, one year before the Moon Landing.
Eagle eyed viewers will have noticed the scene in Minions where they walk across the moon
as two astronauts are planting the American flag, only for the camera to pan out and for
us to realize they are walking across the set of a moon …. are the Minions trying
to tell us the moon landing was faked?
It certainly looks that way to me!
8 - Minions Can’t Die The theory goes that Dr Nefario created indestructible
minions.
Youtuber the Theorizer created a video about the immortality of the Minions, saying they
were likely created under water in a process of cell splitting… basically, they’re
lab grown.
By their names we assume they are all males… yes… we did just assume the minions gender..at
this point you are going to have to deal with it… so if they are all males they can’t
procreate.
The only way new minions are created is if they are… well… created!
But their numbers keep increasing because they cant die.
Or so the theory says….
Think about it….
We see the minions tortured but they never look in any pain - are just stretched and
bent but seem to take it in good spirits.
On minion is seen in space without a space suit on, which for the rest of us would mean
certain death, but for our mate the minion its fine!
He is hit by a rocket and he is still fine!
When El Macho turns them evil he just makes them even more indestructible – which is
scary – something malicious and unkillable!
Minions definitely should never fall into the wrong hands.
I guess the question is – would they survive the apocalypse.
The answer is likely yes.
7 - Minions Are Smooth Like Ken Dolls I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about
minion anatomy because…well… tiny evil replicants aren’t my jam… but the good
people of reddit, well they are a different story.
We get a few cheeky flashes of minion bum in the movies – they photocopy their butts
and we see some minions nude on the beach.
We never see the front of them, though, which has led people to believe they are smooth
down there.
So….
If they have butts I guess they poop like us….
But as per the theory above they don’t seem to procreate….so…well… they wouldn’t
need bits would they.
6 - Being a North Korean is a bit Like Being a Minion
What does living in North Korea and being a minion have in common?
5 regime accepted haircuts, that’s what.
North Korean Males have strict codes when it comes to their appearance.
They have to abide by what Kim Jong Un says is acceptable.
I wonder who approves the minions hair?
Here are the officially sanctioned male hair cuts in North Korea.
Here are the officially sanctioned minion hair cuts….
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
5 - Minions Did 9/11 I don’t like this theory, I think it is
pretty tasteless, but none the less it became a meme and was circulated around the internet.
The reason this theory even exists in the first place is because we know minions support
the bad guy, the villain, and love a bit of destruction.
We don’t know specifically what they were up to in the 2000s but the internet has attributed
the melting of steel beams to minions.
I think maybe the less said about this one the better.
4 - The Antarctica Theory Anyone else think it is weird that the Minions
emerge from voluntary exile in Antarctic in 1968 after over 100 years off the grid?
Well the theory is that this was scripted in in order to avoid linking the minions to
the Nazis.
Minions as we know love to back the villain, they love to back the bad guy and there was
very much one key bad guy during this period of history and that was Adolph Hitler.
Linking Minions to historical baddies was fine, but the creators of the Despicable me
franchise thought that linking them to the leader of the Third Reich was a step too far,
and let’s be honest they were right.
Sooo… that is why that weird plot point exists….
THE ONLY THING IS THOUGH… some people think they were actually confirming that the minions
did work for Hitler becauseeee it seems Hitler went on a secret mission for oil in Antarctica
in 1938.
Who was farming that for him?
WAS IT MINIONS?
Actually maybe though.
Some also think he had a secret base in the icy region!
I wonder who could have been running things.
3 - Minions Inspired Were by Jewish Holocaust Child Prisoners.
This is the picture that sparked a sick and wild theory about the beloved kids characters.
The theory accompany the image was that minions were inspired by Jewish Children adopted by
Nazis for the sole purpose of using them in horrifying experiments, including poisonous
gas experiments.
The theory was perpetuated on Facebook and Twitter in 2015 ahead of the minions movie
– with a caption that read - [MINIONS]” was the name with which you called Jewish
children who were adopted by Nazi scientists TO EXPERIMENT WITH THE SAME CYCLON-B gas component
used in gas chambers.
It turns out that this conspiracy theory simply wasn’t true and that actually the picture
is of trainee marines in the early 1900s.
Thank goodness… that would have been FAR too twisted.
2 - The White Walkers are OG Minions Look …. I am making this up because finding
ten was REALLY hard …and recently in the Cars theory list I gave you 11 so cut a honey
some slack… also… nobody said I couldn’t make up my own theories.
SO… we know that Minions are from an ancient race who feel naturally inclined to support
the bad guy.
We also know that they all look pretty similar…annnd that humans can be turned into minions with
a special ray … because it happens at universal….soo…like… even though White Walkers, the minions of
the Night King, are depicted as undead blueish whiteish menaces….
Do they share a common ancestry with minions… okay… this one is weak… but like maybe
that is the twist we have all been waiting for?
1 - Minions are Actual Minions for the Devil If you are ever browsing Jesususisprecious.org,
which I am sure you all regularly do, you will notice that there are some poisonous
words written about the Despicable Me franchise.
One of my favourite articles… sure…articles… on the site is by one David J Stewart who
claims to be exposing the real motive of minions.
HE says….
Wait let me read a little quote….
He says: Satan is going after the children!!!
Have you ever heard about “the Devil and his minions?”
It's not a mere coincidence that the word “minions” was used.
The message taught by the minionscharacters are really bad for children.
Look at the promotion poster for Despicable Me 2, which reads at the top: “When the
World Needed a Hero, They Called a Villain.”
Talk about the Antichrist.
The Illuminati are preparing the world's children to receive the coming SuperVillain, THE BEAST.
Satan is DESENSITIZING children to the idea of a villain being bad.
I could go on, but I don’t want to spoil the gem of an article for you!
SO that was the Top 10 Scary Minions Theories…this was a hard one!
I feel like a good few solid theories but then not so many small ones…..
CHARACTER…..
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Comments from scary frozen theories Agustin Bermudez Lopez said
Han reappeared as a statue at ferd mansion.
Wait a second could Fred family is connected to Han family or is it time travel.
Time travel can be so confusing.?
Superiorofturtles said: No joke but what type of people watch a movie and have the time
to make theories about it??
And here I am, watching movies and complementing on how good it was People with more time than
you……superior of turtles!
Kristina Karpf said: Rebecca thank goodness your back please don't leave?
Babeee I didn’t go anywhere.