Mrs. Puff and Eugene Krabs,
this hot and cold couple have been together a long time.
Oh.
What a woman.
Oh, Eugene.
Fasten your seat belts as we take a look
at their entire relationship timeline.
Let's start at the beginning of their relationship.
We see these two sea creatures team up
while working at Kamp Koral.
Things may have been strictly professional back then,
but they did have fun on an adventure or two.
Oh, no.
We've walked into a real life...
[everyone] lobster trap!
[Plankton] Well, Krabs, this is
another fine mess you've gotten us into.
[music playing]
All right, who's next? Number 37.
You know, we may be stuck in this dried out bizarro world
but it's nice to finally have the time to relax.
Indeed.
Fast forward a few years, and it was apparent
that Krabs true love was money.
Horrendous [unintelligible]
49.08? That's a penny short!
[sobbing]
Oh, no, not a penny. Help. Somebody help us.
That was until he laid eyes on Mrs. Puff again.
Mrs. Puff? Ah, she's married.
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs, she's single.
Then what happened to Mr. Puff?
She doesn't like to talk about it.
Oh, what I wouldn't give to have a lass like that on me claw.
With the use of some strange noises
and help from SpongeBob, Krabs worked up the courage
to ask her on a date.
This dinner has been so wonderful.
The coral was cooked to perfection.
[chuckles]
I don't think I could eat another bite.
Oh, I doubt that my little shrimp boat.
[giggling] You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs.
I mean, foot rubs between courses, caricatures...
imported music.
[piano playing]
Nothing's too good for you, my prickly peach.
However, things quickly took a turn
when he started spending all of his money
on tokens of affection.
SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat!
[panting]
You're spending all me money!
Puffy needs a new pair of shoes.
[panting]
You're breaking me, boy!
She needs fine jewelry.
[panting]
Not that fine!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob.
SpongeBob. SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob.
In the end, Puff refused his gifts but gave him
a special kiss on the cheek.
You're a very sweet man, Mr. Krabs.
Thus sparking the beginning of their on again off again
romantic dating life.
Speaking of off again,
it seemed the flame had quickly fizzled out
after she crashed into the Krusty Krab.
Quite a conundrum you have here.
It would be a crying shame to a certain someone
if this information were to leak out to the authorities.
Oh, please don't tell the police.
I'll be a dead man if I get caught.
I'll do anything.
It's gonna cost a fortune to get this fixed.
Thanks to you.
Oh, gracious me. I don't have that kind of cash.
Don't worry. I think we can work something out.
Huh? You mean we should go out on a date?
Uh. Interesting. No, I had something else in mind.
Mr. Krabs ends up blackmailing his once greatest love
into working for free to avoid going back to jail.
And she'll be working unpaid until he returns, won't she?
Yeah.
What happened to cause the rift between the two?
Now, SpongeBob, would you please show Mrs. Puff
her new duties vis-a-vis her recently changed life?
'Cause I sure as snail snot can't be bothered to do it.
Mrs. Puff figured jail was better
than working at the Krusty Krab
and did what she had to do, litter.
Well, well, well, if it ain't Mrs. Puff.
I saw what you did.
- Ay. You did? - Yeah.
Oh, please. I didn't mean to do it. I swear.
It's too late for swearing Puff. The evidence is right here.
You littered
and now you're going to the Stony Lonesome.
Distance must've made the heart grow fonder
'cause their 16 year relationship
appeared to be stronger than ever.
Mrs. Puff,
we've been dating for 16 years now,
so I was sincerely hoping that today might finally be
- the day that... - Yes, Eugene?
Can I steal a little kiss?
Oh, Eugene. I thought you'd never ask.
Come here you.
- Oh. - What a woman.
Oh, Eugene.
It seemed everything was going perfect,
but fate intervened yet again, continuing to keep them apart.
So romantic.
Oh.
Eugeneakins, give me some sugar.
I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.
'Cause we find out they are natural enemies.
Ah, notice the scavenger crab eating garbage
unaware he is being stalked by his natural predator,
the puffer fish.
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh!
I knew I was gonna have to separate you two.
[grunting] You're welcome, Mr. Krabs.
[laughing] Ouch!
Ouch!
Could this be the cause of all their problems?
Who's there?
I'm warning you I have a blunt instrument here,
and I'm not afraid to use it.
There you are, sucker.
[screaming]
[gasping]
[humming]
- Whoa! - Ah ha!
Trying to sneak a Krabby Patty to Plankton, ay?
Why, Eugene, it's just a to go order.
[mumbling]
Well, from now on, all patties are to be eaten on the premises!
Oh! My classroom! Stop!
Ooh, sorry, cutie.
Suck up.
- O-O-Oh, it's on. - O-O-Oh, bring it.
O-O-Oh, I said knock it off.
Now, don't make make me get rough.
After all of that, they still try to make it work.
Oh, and, uh, Mr. Squidward. I've got a hot date tonight,
so don't let no one bother me for the next few hours.
But a mix up leads to Mrs. Puff's perfect date.
You know, there's something different
about you tonight, Eugene.
You've been such a good listener.
and that [unintelligible] musk, you're wearing...
Oh, my.
[groaning]
Chum.
[laughing]
I think we're way past being chums, Eugene.
And Mr. Krabs' worst nightmare.
What?! Who is that clown clawing at me woman?!
[grumbling]
What in Davy Jones' gym locker is going on here?!
Following a truly disturbing duel for Puffs' love,
[grumbling]
Hey! Ow! Ow.
[grunting]
[grumbling]
Ooh, I lost the fight and me Puff.
[grumbling]
Uh-oh.
[chuckles] I win!
The two end up happily ever after.
Sorry, Eugene.
I guess I couldn't see past your handsome exterior.
Oh, baby, it's okay.
Ew. Sure hope I can get
the stink out of me shim. [chuckles]
I like it.
Or so we thought.
Just when things were going great,
Krabs' greed ruined their romantic dinner.
Ah, waiter.
There's an eyelash in me soup.
Oh, my dear, how revolting.
Eeh.
SpongeBob?
Oh, bon jour, Mrs. Puff.
Mr. Krabs said, if I came along, we'd all get a free meal.
Eugene! This is so embarrassing.
[chuckles] Wait.
[clearing throat] Your bill, sir.
Do you take Krusty Krab coupons?
He vowed to make it up to her,
and she reluctantly gave in one last time.
We'll have the most romantical, and fancy type meal
ya ever tasted.
All right but it had better be perfect.
Or else!
The following night, he tried to win her over
with the fanciest dinner ever.
You look lovelier than a stack of twenties.
Oh, Eugene. You know how I love it
when you compare me to folding money.
[chuckles]
The only problem was that SpongeBob
and Squidward were the chefs.
Everything that could go wrong did,
leaving Krabs with one angry puffer fish.
[unintelligible] just give me some food!
And after a messy food fight, SpongeBob is the one
that ends up on the menu.
[belching] Ooh. That was delicious.
Eh, Puffikins, I don't know how they say this but...
You ate SpongeBob!
[laughing] Hey, a candle.
Quickly ending their date.
I'm afraid you'll finally have to pass SpongeBob.
Oh. Just take me to the doctor.
Do you think Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff
should keep trying to make it work,
or do they make better enemies?
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