[screaming]
Yah! Ha-hah!
Uh?
SpongeBob.
That figures.
[yelping]
[wheezing] Mr. Tentacles,
you're a sophisticated man of the world.
Everyone says you've seen a fish au naturel.
It was a painting in a museum.
I told you that. Now get off me!
[grunting]
[clears throat]
Well, anyway,
you're probably the greatest camper that ever lived.
Maybe you can help me catch a jellyfish.
Well, that's all true,
but you know, there's really nothing to it.
As a matter of fact,
I saw a jelly fly into that cave over there.
- [buzzing] - Ooh!
It should be cornered and easy to catch.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I love this camp!
♪ La, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
[humming]
[sighing]
[grunting]
Hmm! [babbles, screams]
Mr. Tentacles,
it was not a cave.
It was a jellyfish hive.
[buzzing]
[gasping, screaming]
Hello, art fans, Counselor Squidward here.
Let's see what "masterpieces"
the campers have for us this week.
Hmm, hmm...
Hmm, hmm, hmm...
- Too much red. - [crying]
- Not enough red. - [crying]
This looks like it was done by a five-year-old.
[whispering]
Oh, you are a five-year-old.
Hmm...
Well, it's still garbage.
Ta-ta!
[screaming] Ow!
Ugh! Get off me, you little cretin!
Don't just stand there, imbeciles! Help me!
[groaning]
Hmm, too many legs.
Counselor, where is everyone?!
My cabin snuck off looking for some sort of nudist camp.
They what?!
[grunts] Ahh!
Those kids ain't ready to bear witness
to the harsh realities of the adult form.
If it drives them batty, their parents will blame me!
Eww.
Come on, we've got to stop those campers
before they get a peek at that darn hippie hoo-ha show.
Oh, no. This is a free day.
I am not leaving this chair.
I can work with that.
[thud]
[sighs]
Mr. Tentacles?
I have something for you.
Oh, no.
You really shouldn't have.
[grunting]
Thanks for the lovely...
whatever it is.
It's a face mitten. It's like a hug for your head!
[sniffing]
Oh, what is that smell?!
'Tis the smell of a clean environment.
[grunting]
I made all of your presents from recycled, oily rags.
[grunting]
I'll just put this in my treasure chest
where I keep your other wonderful presents.
I have to go bury my treasure now.
See you clowns later.
[honking, laughing]
Um... um...
Ah!
[humming]
Hmm.
[humming]
Quit messing around.
We need to keep up with the other campers.
[disgusted groan] Patrick!
Sorry again, Mr. Tentacles, I'm just tying my shoe.
Ready!
Hmm...!
Hmph, about time.
We need to hurry. What?
Help, I forgot how shoes work!
Oh!
Ahh!
Patrick!
[sighs]
I'm getting too old for this.
Hmph, hmph.
[muttering]
Patrick! Patrick!
[Patrick giggling]
Get back here!
[Patrick giggling]
Oh!
[screaming]
[grunting]
[grunts]
Oh, Mr. Tentacles.
Relaxing, I see.
Hey, your legs look funny. Are you okay?
Of course I'm not okay! Look at me!
My ankles are more twisted than a pretzel!
Hmm, pretzel...
[gargling]
Patrick! Patrick!
At least tilt your head forward so you don't drown!
[retching]
- Ugh! - Mr. Tentacles!
You saved my life!
Don't worry, I'm going to save yours, too.
Um, I'm actually, I'm okay.
I'll just lie here,
in the middle of this uncharted wilderness
until someone else comes along and finds me.
Ah! Mr. Tentacles!
I took baby Pearl for a walk, but she was too heavy.
Imagined a stroller, time for bottle, out of the air.
Narlene, pssh, num-nums, but she was gone!
I lost baby Pearl!
Yeah, that's nice.
[grunts]
You lost Pearl?!
Oh, Krabs is going to annihilate us!
[both] Pearl! Baby Pearl!
Hmm...
Oh! Pearl loved those weird sounds you make.
- Try playing some more. - It's called jazz!
Hmph.
[playing off-key]
[giggling]
She's that way!
[laughing]
[gasping] Oh, Pearl! There you are!
Come to SpongeBob.
Oh, no!
She needs her air bottle!
Ah!
Ahh...!
Ahh! Whoa! Ah...
Ahh! [groaning]
[grunting]
[screaming]
Whoa!
What in the name of Neptune are you two doing?
Trying for our danger badge.
It says "ranger badge", not "danger badge".
[gasping]
Hey, Mr. Tentacles, do you have a ranger badge?
Well, I tried for it once.
[helicopters whirring, explosions]
[horse neighing]
[horn honking, screaming]
Never go for a ranger badge.
Why don't you just try for something easy?
A playing dead badge?
[both] No.
A going home badge?
[both] No.
Um, um... Ah, here, the making friends badge.
All you need is four signatures.
[both] Will you be my friend?
[screaming]
I thought I told you to play outside!
We can't play tag outside.
It's raining.
Well, then play inside.
Quietly.
Very quietly.
[together] Very quietly.
[whispering] Quietly.
[squealing]
Huh?
You're it.
[chuckles] And now you're it.
Hmm...
[grunting]
Oh!
[gasps]
[mumbles]
[giggling]
Yow!
Yah! Ah! [grunts]
Ah! Yah!
[humming]
[SpongeBob laughing, crashing]
[grunting]
[Sandy] You're it!
Hmm...!
What on Earth is... What the...
- More tea? - Yes, please.
- And may I have a crumpet? - Hmm.
[chuckling]
- Hmm... Crumpets, huh? Yeah. - Very clever. Very clever.
[laughing]
[loud crashing]
Hmm. I'm not falling for it.
[gasps]
[straining]
Don't tag me! No!
Tag him! Tag him!
[grunting]
[panting]
[straining]
[gasps] No, no! Don't tag me!
Please! I'm too young!
[straining]
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[straining]
Tag!
No! [crying]
All right, that's it!
Oh, eh...
[both] Uh-oh.
What? What's wrong?
Huh?
Hello!
[screaming]
You got something on your head.
Ow!
[Squidward grunts]
And stay out!
Oh, but it's muddy out here!
And it's c-c-cold!
And the sky's crying.
There you go.
[shivering]
[chuckling]
You're it.
- You're it. - You're it.