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- Woot, woot, fruity toots!
Welcome to another episode of Fruits React!
- That's right, today we're going to react
to some of the biggest videos on our channel.
- Biggest videos, huh?
Well, Little Apple must not be in them! (laughs)
- Aw, not necessary, dude!
- I am an orange! (laughs)
- Oh, yeah, I'm a fan of this one already! (laughs)
- (groans) Starting off the episode
with puns already, I see.
- Heck, yeah!
This episode is going to be pun-believable! (laughs)
- Oh, brother.
- Hey, Doughboy!
- What?
- Rolling pin!
(Dough shrieks) - Oh!
- That was flat-out crazy! (laughs)
- Ha, funny.
You know, I've seen a few fan theories online
that say because bad things always happen to characters
right after you warn them about danger
that you're actually causing those things to happen.
- What?
Hey, yo, what you talking 'bout?
- Hey, I'm just saying!
Whenever you say, "Knife," a knife appears.
Coincidence?
- Hey!
It's just because I can see what's coming before they do!
I'm helping!
- Sure, dude, sure.
- I'm not evil! (laughs)
- (laughs) Knife!
(Loaf shrieks)
- See, case in point, this is what I was talking about!
- Pear, would you stop it?
- (laughs) So, seriously, I think Dough goes through more
than any other character we've ever had on the show.
- Yeah, he gets flattened, cooked,
knifed, toasted, knifed again.
- Yeah, I don't know how his day could get any worse.
- I mean, he could always be forced to hang out
with Grapefruit after all that.
(Orange laughs) - Oh, yeah, that would do it.
That would do it.
- Oh? (shrieks)
- Ew! - Oh, wow!
I totally forgot about that one!
Another character getting knifed in this episode?
- You butter believe it!
(Orange laughs) - Oh, come on!
- You love it!
- No, I actually don't love it!
- Yeah, write in the comments that Pear loves it! (laughs)
- No, don't give the audience bad ideas.
- Hey!
Ow! - Oh!
- Whoa!
- Strawberry, what happened?
- Oh, I think I landed on my teeth.
(laughter)
- I remember this episode!
- Yeah, it's a good one!
- Although I'm starting to see a theme
between all of our top videos.
- Like, all of our top videos have a lot of terrible things
happening to our food friends?
- Oh, no, not that!
That I'm looking so fly!
- Oh, brother. - Look at that--
- good looking orange!
He's looking so good! - Stop it!
- He's looking so good!
Man, come on! - Quit it.
Knock it off.
- I'm loking real a-peel-ing!
(Orange laughs) - Stop!
- Orange, every time we talk to these guys
they get chopped up!
- See, see?
This is what I was talking about!
- What?
- That because you're saying, "Knife," and stuff,
they actually appear.
You're causing it!
- Pear, that's ridiculous!
- I don't know, dude.
There might be something to this fan theory.
- What's your pal's name?
Mr. Green Jeans?
(Orange laughs) (Pear groans)
- Good one. - Oh, I'm sorry.
We're just trying to save your life!
But then you?
You got to go and be an apple!
Well, you know what?
- Uh-oh. - What?
- Knife!
(Cutting sound) - Ooh!
- Well, you know what, Pear?
- What? - If that fan theory is right,
that means you just helped me murder that guy.
- Oh.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, that fan theory's ridiculous!
(Orange laughs)
- Get your paws off me, mister!
- Oh, man, now this is a classic.
- Oh, no it's Monster Burger! (yells)
- Okay, why are you screaming? - Monster Burger!
Get him away!
Dude, we've established he's not a monster!
- No, it's true, Pear!
He listens to Justin Bieber!
He's a monster! (laughs) (Pear groans)
- Stop it right now!
- Normal-- (shrieks)
(Orange laughs) - Oh, man.
- Sorry, itchy trigger finger.
(laughter)
- It's funny because I don't have any fingers!
- Yeah, I always wondered what it would actually be like
to have fingers.
- Yeah, me, too!
- Huh, okay, well, what would you do if you had fingers?
- Oh, man, I'd be giving everybody wet willies!
- (groans) Okay, so you get fingers,
and that's what you choose to do with them?
- Pear, I don't think you understand
the hilarity of wet willies!
- Yeah, yeah, that's it.
- I'd be giving Little Apple wet wilies,
a Grapefruit wet willies.
I'd give Grandpa Lemon some wet willies!
- You know, how are you going to give wet willies
to someone that doesn't have ears?
- Oh.
Oh, no!
- Yeah. - Pear!
- What?
- My plans are ruined! - No.
- Oh, my whole life is a lie! (laughs)
- Okay, can you just tone it down a little bit?
- Ooh, sun's out, gun's out!
- Ah, that was terrible.
- (laughs) Well, you know me!
Sun's out, pun's out!
(Orange laughs) - Oh, wow.
- You love it!
- I walked right into that one,
and I don't even have legs.
- Wait, we don't have legs? (yells)
- Would you stop it? - My life is a lie!
- Quit doing that! (Orange laughs)
- Daga, daga!
(Monster Burger yells, Burger shrieks)
- Ooh!
- You know, I don't think people realize
how much of a metaphor this is for real life.
- How do you mean?
- Well, I mean, it's a statement about
controlling your anger in life!
If you can't control your anger,
the monster inside of you can consume you
until you're nothing!
- Wow, that came from a really deep place.
- Yeah.
So did this!
Hooey! (farts)
- Oh no! (Orange laughs)
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