Red leather, yellow leather. Sally sells sea scallops.
Uh, you almost ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one more, one more. Ma! Yeah.
All right, let's, let's, uh, let's go for it, huh?
Let's dance.
Let's, uh, yeah.
Okay, so from the top of the script, please.
Uh...
Oh, hey (laughs). Sorry.
The burger smells so good, I literally forgot my lines.
Oh, okay, the first line is, "Wendy's new Pretzel..."
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Wendy's new Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger,
you want to smash it right in your mouth,
hard.
Uh, yeah, that, that's not the line.
Wendy's new Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger
has a quarter pound of fresh beef,
never been frozen, muenster cheese, and...
Yeah, (beep) me!
I don't know. Am I crazy
or does this burger smell like something, like, only Gods should eat?
It's just, I'm not, I'm not worthy.
I'm not worthy to even look at it.
And now my fellow gods and demigods...
we feast!
What are you...
Ooo!
Ooo! Mine! Mine!
Okay.
Mine!
Okay, can...
Mine!
Okay, can you just say the line...
Ah! Ah!
Whoo!
It's cool. I'm clutch. I'm gonna nail it.
Okay, we need the line about the warm beer cheese.
Was this burger made in heaven?
So let, let me just get this straight.
So somebody took a pretzel and a bun, and put them together.
And that guy is...
Was it a man or a wizard?
As if that wasn't enough,
Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger is topped with delectable crispy fried onions.
Wow, that was actually the line.
Yeah. No, I've been nailing it all day.
It's, this is a good spot.
We still need to get the line about the bacon.
I mean, are you guys trying to ruin every meal I have after this?
I mean, y- you mean to tell me (laughs)
that Wendy's new Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger...
has a quarter pound, fresh, never been frozen beef...
with muenster cheese, honey mustard...
warm beer cheese, crispy fried onions,
pickles, and three strips of crispy applewood smoked bacon?
All of that in one glorious, heaven-sent, mouth-watering
burger that will result in my life never being the same again.
Never being the same again.
And that's on you, and on you guy!
Nick?
Nick!
(laughs)
A- are you all right?
Am I all right? Yeah, I mean, we're all right.
Are you all right?
We're going away, having a good life. Bye! Bye!
Wait, okay, before you go can you just say the line about the burger?
Can we get another Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger to set?
Maybe another actor?