there is a hidden disease and a pandemic that has had a sharp rise in 2015 and
ever since that year it has been plaguing instagram, soft sad
cloudy aesthetic twitter accounts and worst of all the shelves of whsmith
and i am talking about the disease that is
fake deep poetry. Hi it's Divya G. What does the g stand for? The g stands
for gathered some of the fakest deepest
poetry that i could find for you today now
they most commonly plague instagram in the form of bite size
micro poetry they're normally very short verses
and i'm not talking about insta poetry (although a lot of the culprit is insta
poetry) because some insta poetry is actually good
right but you're on my channel we're not talking about good things on this
channel ppffst
we like to talk about the trash content
hey you don't give up okay? this is a text you sent to a friend
i'm pretty sure this is a tweet. "when you lowkey accidentally fall super hard for someone"
Here's another one
After all this time?
Always
this is literally a harry potter quote it's a harry potter it's a quote from
harry it's a harry potter it's a harry potter quote like
follow poets globe for more(!)
if movies and book quotes can be poetry in which case
onions have layers
I'm pretty sure this is a tweet as well
how they treat you is how they feel about you...
period
if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike
oh my god and it just gets worse all right
nobody likes you nobody loves you nobody thinks you're pretty nobody wants
to watch you nobody wants you to leave
don't worry my name is nobody your name is paul palowski
this morning I sit naked at my typewriter with a cup of coffee and a glass of red
there is a half-smoked cigarette in the ashtray and a half-naked girl in my bed.
she loves my tattoos and how i seem to not care about anything she'll hate that eventually, for now
i'm a BAD BOY that she seems to think is intellectual
I am
intellectual enough to know these demons chase me and she will never keep me
she likes my tattoos so don't all the other women.
I don't care. - c.y.
this photo is the epitome of it all. what is the formula of
a fake deep poem? we need some mention of depression darkness you know
"people don't understand me i've got mental illness"
check type writer font you know it's even better if you actually
purchase a actual typewriter to type this you know because there's just
something about purchasing 300 year old technology to write you know
shit poems. It's raw you know it's not it's not- pfft i didn't open up word document
and download the typewriter font from dafont.com do you think i'm going to use
technology to write this? pfft technology? in the modern era? technology
is brainwashing us we need to go back to the roots back to
the cave days of typewriters- F typewriters you know? i'm going to write
in quill and ink not even quill and ink i'm going to get a rock
and then engrave my poem into a stone that's that's how deep i'm gonna go
it
has cigarettes and ash because there's just something so mysterious
about an artist who smokes and has
black lungs and and teeth you know obviously these are quite harmless right
like they're not hurting anyone but for me it's just the fact that they
pretend to be so deep when they're actually not
g'day mate you think you're deep sharon but you're actually not
"i wasn't moving
on i was waiting." obviously ben max field has
had a hard time in the queue at asda
are you lost baby gorl
be alone for sometime. believe me, you'll discover how beautiful your soul is
Mr. Den
the quiet i am the louder this heart is crying. the quiet i am the more i can hear my
belly rumbling i'm just hungry. when fake deep goes too
far is when it turns into actual tattoos so i found this one
live your truth. live in your so you thoughts don't
that's deep right there. honestly i can't say no until i
mentioned the queens who managed to you know make this all a thing
i'm not saying all of the poems in these books are like this i'm not saying
there's no worth to these poems or that it's all laughable but there is
come on- you have to admit there's like a few poems in here that's just a bit
like you make it go like is that? is that? there's a difference
between someone telling you they love you
and them actually loving you...
r/noshit
she was music but he had his ears cut off
this is the poem that gets memed a lot she was a snack
but you were on a diet you taste like cigarettes and ash
please brush your teeth
stay i whispered as you shut the door behind you
well first of all if you're whispering "stay" no one's gonna hear you anyway
stayyy
i am losing parts of you like i lose eyelashes unknowingly and everywhere
are those eyelashes or your pubic hairs
you kneaded me and in my way, i needed you
it's so deep
do you get it like?
she needed him like like you need dough because you knead dough and she needed
him she needed him
why is it that these fake
deep poetry always have like such massive tracking
space between the letters it's like are you trying to be the intro
to a movie trailer my god um
i'm m i s t
I think okay
there is a whole host of beautiful gold in this one oh my god it matches my
shirt stan the queen for example i will just
open it up to a random page and i guarantee you this is fake deep
i mean like this this is not even a poem it just says subscribe
i know it hurt your feelings when i returned what you called presents
i wish i could keep them but they remind me of your
presence you know what i really hope fake deep
poems continue because because without them honestly my youtube
channel would be kind of dead let's be- let's be
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if those are the standards of poetry
anyone can be a poet honestly i challenge you to write your most
fakest deepest poem that you possibly can in the comments below and i
honestly i just want to see the banter thank you so much for watching this
until the end i'll see you when i'm next to you then
uh-huh okay