>> Greg: DO THE FREAKS IN THE
PRESS MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO
GUESS?
YES, IT’S THE MEDIAS PRIORITY TO
MAKE US UNDERESTIMATE THE SIZE
OF MINORITY -- GROUPS THAT IS.
GUESS TO -- LIKE MY CLOTHES AT
ONE OF BILL HEMMER’S HOT TUB
PARTIES, OUR GUESSES WERE ALL.
[LAUGHTER] PEOPLE THOUGHT NEARLY ONE-THIRD
PEOPLE THOUGHT NEARLY ONE-THIRD
OF THE COUNTRY WAS GAY.
THETHEACTUAL NUMBER, 80%!
[LAUGHTER]
JUST COULDN’T COME 3%.
PERHAPS SOME OF THE NONBINARY
PEOPLE GOT IT WRONG.
PARTICIPANTS -- GUEST 30% OF THE
COUNTRY WAS JEWISH, BUT IT’S
CLOSER TO 2%.
AFRICAN AMERICANS ESTIMATED AT
41%, COMPARED TO 12%.
I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MANY
EXAGGERATIONS SINCE JANUARY 6TH.
>> [LAUGHS]
NICE ONE, GREG.
>> Greg: THANK YOU, THAT’S
GOD.
PEOPLE THOUGHT 30% OF ALL U.S.
CITIZENS LIVED IN NEW YORK CITY.
DEMOCRATS’ WISH, AND THE OTHER
THIRD LIVED IN TEXAS.
A LOT OF THERE FROM NEW YORK.
DID THESE PEOPLE DECIDE THAT 30%
WAS THE RIGHT NUMBER FOR
EVERYTHING?
WELL, IT IS. A TIP -- WHEN I HAVE THEM WORK
A TIP -- WHEN I HAVE THEM WORK
ON MY BACK, THE DOOCY’S.
[LAUGHTER]
HOW DID THIS SURVIVE?
>> THAT’S A LOT OF CANDIES.
HOW MANY CAN YOU GET IN THERE,
4-5?
NO MORE THAN 7.
>> COULD YOU PASS ME A BOX OF
TISSUES?
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO RENT A
FRECKLES?
THAT’S PROBABLY 90 POUNDS!
>> I WILL DO IT.
>> 2 TO CHECK OUT SHE HULK.
>> WATCH OUT FOR TRAFFIC.
>> THOSE CARS ARE LIKE 500 YARDS
AWAY, I’VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
[CAR CRASH]
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: R.I.P.
KAT, THIS IS TRUE IN SO MANY
PLACES.
THERE ARE FEWER TENNIS PLAYERS
THAT MERIT AN INTEREST IN WILL
BOLT AND --
>> Kat: I DON’T THINK ABOUT
TENNIS.
>> Greg: YOU PROVE MY POINT.
[LAUGHTER]
DID YOU NOTICE THIS TREND?
>> Kat: I WAS SHOCKED BY THE
NUMBERS.
DIDN’T REALIZE THAT ONLY 3% OF
THE POPULATION IS GAY.
I THINK IT IS 30%.
>> Greg: OF YOUR FRONT SPIRIT
SPEECH OF 90% OF MY FRIENDS ARE, SO
>> Kat: 90% OF MY FRIENDS ARE,
SO 30% IS RIGHT.
>> Greg: IT HAS CONSEQUENCES.
PEOPLE HAVE A DISTORTED SENSE OF
POLICE BRUTALITY.
DEMOCRATS THOUGHT THAT THE
NUMBER OF UNARMED BLACK MEN
KILLED BY POLICE NUMBERED IN THE
THOUSANDS.
>> TURNS OUT IT WAS LESS THAN
100.
>> Greg: TWO DOZEN, INCLUDING
WHITE AND BLACK VICTIMS.
>> Dana: I WAS READING AND
THINKING "THIS IS HOW I
EXPLAINED IT TO MY HUSBAND WHEN
I BUY THESE THINGS -- A 40%
DISCOUNT OR 4% DISCOUNT, OH,
DIDN’T REALIZE THAT."
THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM FOR PEOPLE
TRYING TO ESTIMATE WHAT WE
SHOULD DO IN TERMS OF INFLATION.
WHAT’S THE POLICY PRESCRIPTION?
THE ANSWER IS BUY AN ELECTRIC
VEHICLE, BUT THAT COSTS $80,000.
IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!
>> Greg: KILL YOUR PET.
CHARLIE, BUT THIS BE WHAT’S
PROPPING UP IDENTITY POLITICS?
IF YOU HAD THE REAL INFORMATION,
IDENTITY POLITICS WOULD COLLAPSE
COLLAPSE.
>> Charlie: THAT’S THE
PROPAGANDA GAME GOING ON.
IT’S TRUE, AMERICANS ARE BAD AT
MATH.
FOR MYSELF, I CANNOT BALANCE THE
CHECKBOOK.
THE SILVER LINING IS AMERICANS
ARE BAD AT DEMOGRAPHICS.
THAT’S NOT THE WAY THEY LOOK AT
ONE ANOTHER.
THEY LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER IS
DOING THE SAME THING.
WE DON’T LOOK AT PEOPLE BASED ON
DEMOGRAPHICS.
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT DO ARE THE
MEDIA, AND THEY CAN’T STOP.
ONE THING MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT
SOME OF THE NUMBERS.
THEY SAID 88% OF AMERICANS OWN A
CAR, BUT ONLY 83% HAVE A
DRIVER’S LICENSE, SO 5% OF
PEOPLE OWN A CAR BUT DON’T HAVE
A DRIVER’S LICENSE.
>> I WAS THAT PERSON FOR A
WHILE.
>> GOING ROGUE.
>> MAYBE THEY WEREN’T SLEEPING
IN THE CAR.
>> THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> MAY BE, THEY OWN A CAR, BUT
THEY’D DRIVE IT LIKE BETO WHEN
HE LOST HIS LICENSE?
>> THEN WHY ARE THEY BEING
HONEST ABOUT IT?
>> WE ARE GOING DOWN A TANGENT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I WANT TO ASK, DOES YOUR WIFE
OVERESTIMATE HOW MUCH YOU DON’T
LOOK ALMOST? LOOK HOMELESS
[LAUGHTER]
>> I THINK I’M RUNNING A
LIBERACE TRIBUTE BAND.
I DON’T KNOW IF HOMELESS IS
FAIR.
THE ESTIMATES ARE HIGH THE END
RESULT OF IDENTITY POLITICS --
EVERYBODY WANTS TO ACT BUT THEY
ARE LIVING AN INCLUSIVE LIFE.
SURROUNDED BY GAY, BLACK,
TRANSGENDER PEOPLE EVERYWHERE I
GO, AND YOU WANT TO SOUND
DIVERSE --
>> Greg: OF COURSE IT IS!
>> IT’S AMAZING TO THINK THAT
TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ARE ONLY 0.6
OF THE POPULATION, AND SOMEHOW
HAVE 30% OF GOLD MEDALS IN
SWIMMING.
THAT’S IMPRESSIVE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: THAT’S A GREAT JOKE.
I CAN’T USE THAT TOMORROW.
>> SURE YOU CAN.
>> Greg: SOME GROUPS -- THIS
DAY AND AGE, WE ARE PLAYING IT.
I THINK THE NUMBER MIGHT BE
LOWER, BUT YOU CAN’T NO, BECAUSE
YOU HAVE GENDER FLUID.
IT’S INFLUENCING THAT, SO
AUTHENTICALLY, THE PERSON WHO
GOES THROUGH THE SURGERY IS
PROBABLY SMALLER BUT INFLATED.
>> NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, IF YOU
CLAIM TO BE A MEMBER OF THE
MARGINALIZED COMMUNITY, THAT IS
NOW LIKE "GIVE ME SOMETHING."
THE ONLY ONE I DON’T BUY IS 4%