-♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ♪ -♪ Second ♪
♪ Summaries ♪
-Here we go. -That's right.
-Hut!
This was a relationship via the Internet.
In the '90s. [ Buzzer ]
-Uh...
"Basic Instinct"? I have no idea.
[ Buzzer ] I didn't see that one either.
-If it was "Basic Instinct," I would've just gone like that.
-Oh, hey, whoa! Alright! I didn't know.
[ Laughs ]
What was it?
-"You've Got Mail." -Oh, "You've Got Mail."
I forgot about that one. -Relationship via the Internet.
-That was a great one.
Oh! Ready?
Black guy, white guy, aliens.
Sunglasses, suits.
"Independence Day."
Oh, no! "Men in Black." -Yes! That's it!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I just watched "Independence Day,"
and there is a white guy and a black guy and aliens.
-The same plot. [ Laughs ]
Both of those movies have the same plot.
Alright. Good.
Now, this round, let's make it a little tougher.
We only have 3 seconds. -Why?!
-Yes, because you need to put people on edge.
-I'm already all the way on edge.
-Got to keep the viewers, Andy.
Ready? 3 seconds. -If I was any more on edge,
I'd be Bono.
Almost. [ Laughter ]
It almost works! -Nuh-uh.
Almost works.
-No, no, but Bono was never on The Edge.
-If they were lovers.
I should've said if they were lovers.
-The whole thing is very complicated premise.
-You don't know they're not lovers, dude.
[ Laughter ]
-You never know, man. -Open your mind, Jimmy!
-Are you the one on the tour bus?
You're the one that goes on tour with them?
-They might've had a tryst, Rattle and Hum tour.
-Yeah, which one -- which one rattled?
-Which one hummed?
-Alright.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
3 seconds on the clock.
-Those guys don't pronounce T's. "Ra'le and Hum 'our."
-[ Speaking gibberish ]
-Alright, here we go.
3 seconds on the clock -Yep.
-The impossible game for burgers that will never be bought.
-[ Laughs ] I will. I'll buy them. I promise.
-I'm never gonna eat 10 burgers.
Alright. Here we go.
Hut!
[ Gruffly ] This plane is goin' down!
-Nicolas Cage! Uh... Some type of, uh...
one of those things where the plane's going down.
Oh, wait! Uh -- uh --
"ConAir"! -Yeah!
-Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
-Wait. -That was good.
-Wait, should I have been happy or should I have been bummed?
-You're -- -If I wanted the burgers.
-You know, either way, you're gonna get the burgers, right?
-That's not the point, man! -I know. Sorry. Yeah, okay.
-But you should've been bummed, probably.
-It's martial law with this game.
-Yeah. Here we go. Ready?
3 seconds.
[ As Sylvester Stallone ] Uh, tell you what, we'll get...
[ As Schwarzenegger ] Get those explosions --
[ Buzzer ]
-Uh...
"Expendables"? -Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
We're rooting for each other to win.
[ Both laughing ]
-It's the only one they've been in together.
-I don't know. Alright, final round.
Let's put one second on the clock.
You got to keep people on the edge, man.
-Who is this for, one second? -This -- on the edge.
You got to keep people on the edge of their seats.
-[ Sighs ]
-We're, you know, riding the line.
You got to ride the line sometimes, my man.
-Is it bad if they're so far on the edge of their seat
that they leave? -[ Laughs ]
They might fall on their floor. But that's what you want.
-Alright. -Mm-hmm.
-One second. -One second.
-If I get -- If I get this and you guess it,
does that mean I get the burgers?
-I'm gonna buy burgers for your crew on "Brooklyn 99."
-Oh, snap.
The heat is on.
But do I have to get it for everyone on your show?
-Just play the game! [ Laughter ]
You're doing the math in your head.
You're like, "There's a lot of Roots."
Yeah, like... -[ Laughing ]
-There's at least eight Roots. Yeah, yeah.
-That's some skrilla scratch, Jimmy.
-"I'm a newlywed, man. I'm saving up."
Alright. -Alright.
Alright. Here we go. -Mm-hmm.
-[ Exhales sharply ]
Aah!
I'm in the Cheerios! [ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-Honey Nut Cheerios?
I'm in the Cheerios --
"Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
The winner, Andy Samberg!
I'm buying! -Come on!
-You ready? -You got five. Yep.
-I'm a little kid, my parents went on a trip,
I'm home by myself. -"Home Alone"!
-Yes.
-That's good. That's good, right there.
He's good.
He's a good guy to play with. Okay, here we go.
Alright.
Okay.
White House blows up, aliens, Fresh Prince.
-I know what it is, but I don't know the name.
But it's Will Smith and it's an alien movie.
"White House Down." "White House"...
-"White House Down"? -"White House Down."
-"White House Down" is not a movie.
-It should have been. -It's a good idea. Exactly.
-But I'm close. What is it?
-It is "Independence Day." -That's right.
What's the one I'm thinking of that was made later
where the White House got attacked
and there was two that came out. -That was the one.
-No, but two came out at the same time
and they were both kind of the same plot, right?
[ Audience shouting ] -What was it?
-Jamie Foxx. -"White House Down."
-"White House Down." -Oh, it's a real movie?
-It was. It was more current, and so I got confused.
But you did a great job, Jimmy.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, let's make it --
Let's make it a little tougher for you, okay?
Now you're only going to have 3 seconds for this.
-3 seconds. Ready?
-Ready. Yeah. -Okay.
You're money, baby.
-"Swingers"? -Yes.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Wow!
That was awesome.
You saying that was so cool.
That's like a dream I had once. That's crazy.
You saying "You're money, baby" to me, that's so awesome.
Alright, 3 seconds. That was really cool.
Guys in jumpsuits shooting -- [ Buzzer ]
-Guys in jumpsuits shooting. Yes.
Um...
Everyone knows that movie.
That's not the jump shooters who shoot.
That's a different movie. -No, yeah, yeah.
-This one would be called...
Uh, point b-- point -- "Point Blank"? No.
They're in the masks. What is it?
-"Ghostbusters." -"Ghostbusters."
That was a good one, too. That was great.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, I got it. -No, that was great.
It was probably my fault. -No, no.
I know how to do it. I know how to do it now.
Ready? -Okay.
-Who ya gonna call? -"Ghostbusters."
-Yeah. -Okay. But you were great.
You were great. -I wasn't that fast. Sorry.
-No, you were terrific.
-Oh, this one's only one second on the clock.
[ Laughter ]
-Dinosaurs. [ Buzzer ]
"Jurassic World." -Yes.
[ Cheers and applause ] He's the greatest!
You can't beat this guy. You're a great guy
to play games with. -But I'm learning that I have to
work a little bit on my guessing.
I got room to grow. I have to be tough on myself.
-This one, I'll be good at. I promise.
-No, you're good already. You did great already.
-Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, okay -- [ Buzzer ]
Wait, what?
I didn't even know...
When I put it down, I have one second.
Okay. Ready?
Washboard abs.
-"Magic Mike." -Yes! Yes!
-Yes!
Ready? -Mm-hmm.
-Go.
-Oh. Lightsabers. Droids.
-"Star Wars." -Yep.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ] Thank you!
-Wow. Great. Lightsaber.
-Thank you. -Hey, this is good.
-That really just came to me. -We make a good team.
-I was excited. -Alright. Here we go.
-Okay. Oh, I have to guess.
-Here we go. Ready? -Yeah.
-Singing. Los Angeles.
-"La La Land." -Yeah.
-Oh, my God!
[ Laughter ]
-We just talked about it. Alright...
Hey. We're fantastic. We should go on the road.
-Ooh, don't jinx us. Don't jinx us.
We had one good round. -Here we go.
-Oh, this one -- No. All -- We're all one team.
Yeah. -No one loses?
-No one loses here.
For this round, though, we're gonna make it a little tougher.
We're only gonna have 3 seconds.
-Oi. -Okay?
3 seconds to describe the plot.
Let's put 3 seconds on the clock.
You are up first. Ready?
-I don't see the clock. Okay. -Go.
There is no --
-Oh, there's basketball, Shaq, and it's a cartoon.
-"Space Jam"? -Yes!
Oh, you're so good!
Wait. Was Shaq not in that?
-No. First of all -- -I never saw it!
-First of all, Shaq is not even in "Space Jam."
-He's not? -No!
You're thinking of Michael Jordan.
Jim.
-You got it. You got it.
-I know. -There's no losers here.
-Shaq. -I don't --
But he was in something. -"Shazam."
-Fine. Thank you. -"Kazaam."
"Kazaam." -Thank you.
Alright. Here we go. -Ay, yi yi.
-3 seconds. 3 seconds on the fake clock.
-We're friends, so we're doing this.
-Yes. -I know!
-Yeah, Shaq was probably not in this movie, but you never know.
-Maybe. -Alright. Ready?
-Yeah.
[As George Bailey] "Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Oh --" -"It's A Wonderful Life."
-Alright. Does that count?
Judges say yeah. Judges say yeah.
-[ Bell dings ] -Thank you.
That was really good. -It wasn't good.
-That was really good.
-Was that not a good Jimmy Stewart?
-It was so good that it scared me and panicked me
because I knew that I should know it immediately.
"Yeah." -I'm not lying.
-"Merry Christmas!" -It was so dead-on.
-You've done Jimmy Stewart. You've done "Harvey."
-I did "Harvey." I tried not to do Jimmy Stewart.
-I know, but -- -Geez! Honestly.
You know what? Just play. Just play.
-Shaq wasn't -- Really? Shaq cartoon?
-For round three, we each have one second.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Can I get 60 seconds -- or one second on the clock?
This is awful. -For round three,
we do have one second on the clock.
-I can't even read it in that time!
-Yes, you can. -And I didn't cheat!
-I don't do that. I didn't cheat, either.
I don't know what they are, either.
That's the fun of the game. -It just scares me so much.
-This is a fun game. Ready? -It's not anymore.
-One second. Okay. Okay. Okay.
-Go!
-♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun ♪
-"Jaws"! -Thank you!
[ Bell dings ]
Ohh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Stop screaming.
-They always ask if I want to play a game here,
and I'm always like, "Yes, I love playing games!"
And then I just -- It's just awful.
-You get stressed. Alright. -Oh, my God.
I said, "Anything but that egg game."
That's what I always say.
I'm not putting an egg on my face.
-Why? That game's fun. -Metaphorically, I will.
But I don't want to have to bathe before I go
to dinner after this. You know what I mean?
-But it's fun. -You get so dirty
doing that egg game, and it's sticky.
-How do you know? You haven't played the game.
-I've watched.
-Here we go. One second. -One second.
-One second.
-I'm gonna look at you in case you have to gesture.
-We've gotten every one so far. This has never happened.
We got some chemistry here, man.
-Yeah.
-Ready? One second. -Okay.
-Tornado. Cow. Uh --
-[ Buzzer ] -"Twister"!
-Yeah! It was! It was "Twister"!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
-I feel like...
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
...but I don't care. -Come on!
[ Cheers and applause ] Jim Parsons!
[ Laughter ]
-It's an animation. Animation. It's about a snowman.
And there's a girl. It's a Disney movie.
[ Buzzer ] -"Forever."
No. What's that one? "Frozen."
-"Frozen." Yes!
[ Bell dings ]
[ Mumbles ]
-It started with an F. -Yeah.
Is "Forever" a movie? -"Forever." Yeah. No.
-We should make that one. That's a good animation.
-Okay. Now I go? -You take the first card. Yeah.
I'm not looking. First card. -Okay. Okay.
Um -- A, um --
Wait, wait. Don't count yet.
-No -- No, not yet. Now it's -- And go. Count.
-Okay. A hack screenwriter in L.A.
Car dispossessed. Repossessed.
Winds up an old lady. [ Buzzer ]
-"Psycho"? -No.
-Winds up as an old lady?
-No. With an old woman.
They met at a chimpanzee's funeral.
It's black-and-white.
-Oh.
-And it doesn't end well for him.
-Oh, he's floating in the pool at the beginning?
-That's right. -Is it "Sunset Boulevard"?
-Yes. -Oh.
-[ Bell dings ] -Okay.
-I don't know anything about the --
-The chimpanzee? Yeah, that's a whole thing.
-That's not the whole thing at all! What are you talking about?
It's not a monkey -- I'm thinking of a monkey movie.
[ Laughter ]
-But it's really weird. It's really weird.
-Yeah, I gotta watch that again. I don't remember that.
-It's really strange. -It's awesome. Alright.
What happened? Oh, yeah, this one -- Yeah.
This one, we make it a little tougher.
[ Laughs ] We only have 3 seconds to do it.
-Alright. -We can do this.
-So I'll get it, and I'm gonna say, "Go."
And then you have 3 seconds. Alright. Ready?
Go. Spinning house falls on the Wicked Witch.
-Oh. "Wizard of Oz." -Yeah.
Come on! That's how we do it.
Confidence. It's just the confidence.
I went right in there like that.
-I mean, really. -Confidence. Alright. Yeah.
-Okay. Okay.
-You say, "Go," and you got 3 seconds.
-Okay. You ready? -Yeah.
Soft-hearted, tough guy in love
with the hero's wife and everybody's noble.
[ Buzzer ]
-This is -- What? No, you're too much of a director.
This is like --
[ Laughter ]
What the hell are you talking about?
The hell are you talking about?!
A hero falls in love with a noble person? What the --
Come on! Tell me a monkey's in the movie --
-Soft-hearted tough guy.
-A soft-hearted tough guy.
-Falls in love with this hero's wife, right?
-Okay. -And he fights Nazis.
-Ooh.
-And everybody's noble by the end.
-"The Sound of Music."
[ Laughter ]
Come on! That was a great Nazi movie.
The Nazis are running around. They're singing songs.
-No. Come on. Come on. Colonel Strasser.
-He was Colonel Strasser?
-Black-and-white. No, he was not. Colonel Strasser.
-Joking. I was joking. Hello?
-He ran a club in North Africa.
-Oh, he ran a club. "Play it again, Sam."
"Casablanca." -That's it. Yeah.
Good.
Well, that was rough
because I didn't get "fight Nazis" in there.
-You only have 3 seconds, Marty.
[ Laughter ]
-My movies are long. What can I tell you?
That's why your movies -- That's why your movies are long.
Here. The last round. One second.
-Alright. There's only one --
You have one word to describe it.
This is mine. You wanna do mine?
-No, you do yours. -Alright.
-I can't see anymore. What is that? Oh. Okay.
-Here's that one. -Okay.
-Ready for this? One second for this one.
Go. Bear fight.
-"Revenant."
-Yes! Come on!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I knew you'd get that one! I love it, I love it.
Alright. That's great. Alright. Good.
-Okay. -You want to try?
-Yeah. -You got one second.
Okay. You ready? -Yes.
-Rich man misses sled.
-Oh! Oh, my gosh! -[ Buzzer ]
That's great. Wait, wait. Don't tell me.
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
-Rich man misses sled! -Rich man misses sled!
It's his sled. It's the thing. Oh, my gosh!
"Citizen Kane"!
[ Bell dings ]
[ Laughter ]
Ah! Martin Scorsese, everybody!