every christmas my dad makes the whole family stand up to watch the queen's speech
lee's team what do you think how many is in your family uh there's uh two uh brothers
and sisters and then two parents you look like you're lying about that so he makes this what
five of you all stand for the question not just the national anthem at the beginning the actual
the whole speech so when it goes on we all you know come on hurry up one woman the uh
he doesn't like us referring to her as that either right is that is that the only thing on christmas
day that's got some sort of physical challenge to it or get to hop throughout indiana jones
they're just standing for the for the queen speech why why would that be i mean i know
he's quite old-fashioned he's living in a kind of like time warp he's quite he's quite an old dad
um and he's one of those people like he'll buy a spam and sit in the cellar because he misses the
blitz he's like he's still thinks he's living in a buying era hi he's 69 today actually and
how old are you uh 20. so so basically if you're if you're 20 and your dad's 69 at the point that
he conceived you he must have thought there is a significant risk that this will kill me
you don't have to speak during the speech at all or is it very much this is 15 minutes of
silence did you say 50 did you say 50 minutes of signs that the director's cut it's actually
it's ten at most and they pat it out with music and shaking in terms of actual facts
she's conveying it's sort of five and a half minutes if you ask me yeah and she talks slowly
she's bad at it it's a [ __ ] program did you did you see that when the queen met obama and
then everyone was that it was amazing you saw her face just thinking please don't talk to my husband
obama said about the queen that he thought that she was surprisingly knowledgeable about politics
and she was clearly thinking nelson mandela is looking well
so lee what are you what are you what are you thinking what do you
think frankie well it sort of depends on how posh we think he is i think jackie
he's quite posh he sounds like a korean man begging for help after a traffic accident
more than anything else an injured korean sounds to you incredibly
do you get to a point where you're so posh that you do without hair brushes
sometimes all right because those protest things where they go on the marches and stuff i did the
only one i've ever been on was fox hunting there were people going around saying you know this is
a real cause and you know there are more names on the pro fox hunting petition than they're
on the ante one yeah because most people that sign it have triple barrelled surnames
foxes are the great way to tell class something because if if you
see a fox in your back garden if you're upper class you're getting a horse and chase it
if you're a middle-class person you get your children to do a picture of it
if you work in class you beat it to death with a shovel and use it to make soup
it's time to come down on one side or the other so what do we think is he telling the truth
i think yeah he's probably telling the truth she didn't yeah i think he's polish enough to
be telling the truth yes we think he's telling the truth they're saying it's the truth jack
are you telling the truth or are you telling them a big lie it is i'm gonna stand true
you