- 'Sup guys?
- It's a pickle!
- [Big Baby] Buffalo Balls...
- Is this insects?
- AWW (beep)!
No, No!
- [Director] Marker.
- Tim, bring us in.
(Tim clearing his throat)
Come on, get it out.
(coughing)
Get it out.
- 'Sup guys.
- Basic
- to Bougie
- [Justina] Let's go, let's go
- [Tim & Big Baby] Basic
- Come on let's get it!
- Bougie!
- I'm Tim.
- Uh huh, I'm Justina.
- Yeah, Yeah.
- Aye Big Baby.
- [Tim] See look what I started? That was cool.
(Justina choking)
(Tim laughs)
- [Tim] What's up ya'll welcome back to "Basic to Bougie."
- Yo, did you just spit?
- I'm not getting paid enough to swallow, all right?
- [Tim] So you know what it is-- "Basic to Bougie."
The show where we try three different versions
of two different foods. And we try to determine
that basic food can be bougie.
- And
- Or that bougie food can be basic.
- True, true, true.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- [Big Baby] First round is what?
Basic.
- A'ight
- What about?
- Cause we doing the basic part right now.
- Jamal!
- Jamal. That's one name he does not look like.
- Where you at Jamal. You in there?
- [Jamal] Yep
My boy let's do it.
- Oh it feels like a beef patty.
- You already ate it? Oh my God!
- It's a pickle!
- [Big Baby] Pickles! I smell it!
- YAY!
- Ohhh!
- Yes!
- I love a good pickle. This is a chode.
Look at this one.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- [Big Baby] Pickles.
- [Tim] Yeah..
- [Big Baby] Are pickles basic?
- For sure.
- Nah, they're not bougie.
(Justina laughs) - [Big Baby] What the (beep)!?
- [Tim] What? It was in her nose?
- [Big Baby] Yes!
- Hey, I . . . I'm goin first.
- Hey I missed you. (dings)
- Ohh nice!
- Yes! See. You're never gonna keep it in your mouth.
Throw it in.
(buzzer sound)
I never miss.
(buzzer sound)
- Oh wow, you're so good at catching pickles.
(buzzer sound)
- Alright stop! Stop! Stop! Guys, hey no!
Put your hands down, put your hands down.
Put ya hands down.
- Threw me off Darin.
- [Big Baby] Put ya hands down.
- [Big Baby] Pickles, let's do it.
- [Justina] Okay.
- [Big Baby] Alright. Off first sight,
which is the most expensive?
- [Justina] One of these gotta be, the most expensive.
- This is like a little. Like no, no one eats the garments.
- What would this pickle go to? A salad?
- Oh maybe on top of a little bloody Mary.
- Look at the texture.
- Why does this pickle?
- Looks like razor burn. - Have bumps?
Pickles not 'posed to have bumps on it!
(upbeat hip hop music)
- [Big Baby] Alright, here we go.
Let's get the little one out the way.
- C'mon dog
(dings)
- I already ate this. I wasn't big on it.
- Ah, no.
That is a sour.
- [Big Baby] Yeah those are real sour.
Ha ha!
(upbeat hip hop music)
This the pickle that be on side of your burger.
Oh God! It's spicy!
- Oh!
- Is it?
- It's not a regular pickle!
It's not a regular pickle! Abort!
- Wow.
- It's spicy as (bleep)!
- Wow these pickles are a lot. Thank you
- Ohh, it's coming out the nose.
- [Tim] Whoa, it's like
it's soaked in tobacco or some (bleep).
- [Big Baby] So (bleep) (coughing).
- [Tim] Yeah, why is it not red at all?
- Why can't you see it?
- It's so deceiving.
- (loud coughing) Spicy as (bleep)!
- Aye, y'all did - Oh these are, smell it.
- Y'all did us dirty! Y'all did us dirty with that one.
- Smell it.
- Why's it so spicy?
- Smell it, it smells hot.
- Whoooo
(upbeat hip hop music)
- [Justina] Just like a little eye mask.
- [Big Baby] Why are these so thick?
These are some thick ass pickles.
- Thickums
- Thickles
- Salud.
- It is soaked in Cayenne pepper or something?
- Let's hope this is normal. - Cheers.
- Oh God.
- [Justina] Sweet.
- Why none of these pickles just regular?
- Why ain't there normal pickles?
None of these are normal!
- Yeah and you guys are asking for (bleep).
- I don't like not a near one of these pickles.
- What the (bleep)!?
This is not where it's at.
- [Tim] This is the closest to a regular pickle.
- [Justina]- Yeah. - [Tim] This one right here.
- [Big Baby] Is it? Sweet!
- [Tim] It's sweet.
- [Justina] Sweet. - It's sweet sweet.
- They gave us, - Who eats sweet pickles?
- Super sour, super spicy, and then super sweet.
- [Big Baby] Not one normal pickle?
- No
- Not one normal pickle that be
on the side of your burger at a restaurant.
- [Tim] Which are great.
- Phenomenal.
(upbeat techno music)
- Alright so let's do it. - Let's rank.
- Let's do it. - Let's get serious.
- [Big Baby] Alright. Umm..these...
None of these were regular pickles,
so I don't know where to
- I'm I'm, I'm thrown. I'm thrown all the way off.
I guess the little ones gotta be the cheapest.
- Sometimes they say (laughing). . .
- [Tim] Oh my god. Chill!
- Sometimes they say good things come in small packages.
So you never know.
- How ya feeling about that one?
- Yo. Um...
Oh! It left a seed. Oh my gosh it (bleep) on me.
- Oh my God! Let's rank.
- Okay okay, then I'mma say, I'mma say
(stutters)
the sweet hamburger pickles.
- Dude, what did you just say?
- The the sweet.
(stutters)
- The sweet... I'm singing Migos. I'm singing Migos.
- [Big Baby] Okay.
- I'm picking the pickle
- The pickle, the pickle, the pickle, the pie!
The sweet pickle, that's one with the spark!
- Uh huh!
- It's sweet!
- It's sweet. Middle pickle cheap as hell.
- It's cheap!
- It's slow down my (bleep). Oh, sorry.
- What we doin?
- I say that.
- [Big Baby] Spicy!
- Let's do that.
- [Big Baby] This is the one we're doing?
Cheapest. - [Justina] Okay.
- [Big Baby] Middlest. Most expensive.
- [Justina] Okay. - [Tim] I'm down.
- So, Brother X.
- Hello
- Tim.
- Four dollars.
- [Tim] Jar? French, Cornichon baby pickles, cheapest.
- That's what we started with.
- You wanted to do that, yeah.
- What you started with. (sighs)
- [Justina] Sometimes you have to go with your gut.
- You right.
Nine dollars, spicy pickle spears
from Artisanal Pickle Shop in Detroit.
- Nine dollars for that spicy (bleep)!?
- [Tim] And then, fifteen dollars.
Jar sliced dill pickles, award winning Artisanal pickles.
- Oh that's a good pickle.
- We're, so we're all the way wrong.
- No. - We were, no we were
- You just have to go like this.
- No, we were all the way wrong.
- Completely wrong.
- Aye before we go, can y'all help me get out of a pickle?
- Hey, deal with it!
(yells in unison)
(classical music)
- [Big Baby] Whelp, we've been warned.
- I mean uh, just by the look on the the producer's faces,
I.. I... I... I'm kind of like nervous about
what this bougie option.
- I'm not excited at all.
Just long as we not on no Fear Factor (bleep).
You what I'm sayin'? I'm cool long as we not on no balls.
- Well.
- Buffalo balls, penis.
- What is it this is, it's gonna be,
it's gonna be bougie so I mean. You know, we'll see.
- Let's go.
(belches)
There it is. We're back.
Jamal!
- Spencer!
- [Server] Here you go.
- A'ight, here we go.
- [Tim] What is it? What is it?
- [Justina] Oh my gosh, this is like a full rack of ribs.
- No. No stop! Stop!
- Smells uh, smells nice.
- [Justina] Yeah.
- [Tim] What is this?
- [Justina] Wow! This thing is . . .
- How come I never touch the plate?
(Justina screams)
- Why am I scared?
- [Tim] Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what is this?
(Justina screams)
- Oh my God, oh my God.
- Why does it feel like a bug?
- Is this, is this? Oh my God, is this insects?
- Not eatin' bugs. I'm not eatin' bugs.
No, no, no!
No! - This one's alive!
- No! No! Oh my!
(screaming)
(classical music)
- [Big Baby] I knew one day,
we was gone eat some weird (bleep).
I didn't know it was coming this early.
That is the same beetle from Lion King.
This is the exact same beetle - [Tim] No no.
- That Timon picked up under the log.
- [Tim] No that was a...
- This is the same one!
- [Justina] Wait.
- Ohh (bleep)!
- Why do I have a scorpion?
- The (bleep) thing moved!
- Not that I know how you prepare bug,
but are these prepared?
This just looks like raw.
Like what did you do to him? Nothing.
- Why is this considered bougie?
- Yeah.
- If you broke, and ain't got.
Timon and Pumba, did they have money?
- Uhhh
- No! Was they livin' like savages?
- Yeah.
- So why is this bougie?
- I don't think this is bougie.
- [Big Baby] This isn't bougie!
These are stuff you find outside your door!
- What is this?
- These look like, grasshoppers? Salted and roasted.
A'ight, I think we're gonna start
with the uh grasshoppers, Darin.
(upbeat acoustic guitar)
- [Big Baby] Grasshoppers? Alright, let's do it.
- What are we dipping this in?
- I'm not, I'm, I just kinda wanna get a flavor.
- Ew.
- Ew, you did it! Holy Justina you did it!
- [Tim & Justina] Darin, Darin, Darin, Darin
- Eat that bug, eat that bug up.
(screaming)
- [Justina] You just swallowed it, you didn't even chew.
- Yeah, like a beast. Alright, you got two more to go.
Let's get it.
- [Justina] Alright, let's go to the snake skin.
- [Tim] Let's go for this guy 'cause
it kinda looks like it'd be like fish scale
or like yeah yeah. - Or snake
Something kinda, you know, regular.
- [ Justina] This looks kinda like a Laffy Taffy.
- [Tim] Right, it kinda has a little like glaze on it.
- Yeah
- [Tim] Get what I'm sayin'?
Darrin this could be, this could be beef jerky.
It's like bug jerky dog, it's nothin'.
- Yeah.
- Did you say bug jerky?
- Darrin, you're buggin.
- Cheers!
- Ready?
Eww, how you even bite that?
- The flavors cool, the consistency's weird.
- What is this? Y'all don't wanna tell us?
They don't even wanna tell us.
- [Justina] This tastes like the food,
that you feed your fish. I'm just gonna swallow it,
'cause it's not breaking down.
- Yeah, it's hard.
- Why is it sticky?
- [Justina] I swallowed it. - It's like jerky.
(classical music)
- [Big Baby] No no, I'm only eating one of these.
- This is the nastiest looking one.
- Oh my! Look at it, I'm sorry.
(laughter)
- It's so (bleep) gross.
- I'll eat the scorpion with you.
- A scorpion's nothin.
- It'll be fun, let's do it together.
Is there poison in here?
- Only if you eat the third leg on the right side.
- Okay.
- Aight, y'all ready?
- You're eating it?
- One, two, three, go! - Wait, wait, wait,
which one, which one did you eat?
(screaming)
- I did it! I did it! I did it
I did it, I did it.
- Okay, - Alright,
- Okay, eat your scorpion, I'ma eat this one.
- Oh (bleep)! - It jumped at you.
(crunching)
It doesn't taste like anything. How come?
- [Justina] You ate the whole bug?
- [Tim] Yeah. I'm kinda mad
that it doesn't taste like anything.
- Your man is crazy.
- Now it kinda taste like, I'm chewing on just leaves.
- Hold him as a hair accessory, I don't want to lose him.
Alright. I wanna see you do this guy.
I wanna know how the hard shell tastes.
- For this beetle?
- Yep, alright. Do it. - I, I , I , I, whoo, who, who
- Why's it sound like that?
- It's crunchy, it's all just shell.
All these (bleep) taste like (bleep) leaves.
- Yeah.
- Whoo! Alright, let's rate!
(upbeat hip hop music)
- So being that you're the only one who ate everything,
what was the worst tasting one?
- This guy right here, was uh, was not tasty.
- This is like, what they would put on a bar, like
- Little bar nuts.
- Yeah, little bar nuts.
Somethin' tells me, these are the cheapest.
- I, I'm down with that.
- [Justina] Ya know.
- [Tim] Darrin, how you feel?
- [Big Baby] Cheapest.
- [Tim] Uh uh. - [Justina] Okay.
- [Big Baby] The assortment of bugs with the options,
most expensive.
And whatever that stinky (bleep) was in the middle.
- [Tim] Alright Darin,
(Darin screams)
- Yo!
(laughing)
Gale! Gale! Here we go! - Wait, wait wait
Cheapest, cheap, no we getting it over with.
Cheapest, crickets. $9.99 bag, dry crickets.
- [Justina] How much?
- [Big Baby] Twelve dollars, three piece Earthworm Jerky.
- Ohhhh hey, I was right!
- What the (bleep)?
- Earthworm? Ew! Ewwww!
- Oh my! No!
(Tim laughing)
- Gross right? That was really nasty.
- Damn, so they like, split em open,
and then stretched it out.
- Look it, look at poor baby's face.
- Stop man, for real stop playin'.
$24.99 three bugs Jungle, Jungle Trail Mix.
- [Tim] Jungle Trail Mix? - [Justina] You're lying!
- Male rhino beetle! You ate a penis.
- What?
- That doesn't even make sense.
- You did! It's a male rhino beetle.
- Why is it, how is that a penis?
- You just had a penis and you're still alive.
- [Big Baby] It's a male! - Yeah.
- Oh my God.
- I really can't believe you ate it down.
- Asian forest scorpion, giant water scorpion.
- This, so this is giant water scorpion?
- [Big Baby] Put it down.
- It's a giant water scorpion.
- It's a scorpion.
- I'll put it down because you eatin the rest of this body.
It's swarming around in your body right now.
- Can you stop?
- But, Darin was right!
- Thanks for eating me Darin.
- Hey, hey, we're done. Thank you! Bougie!
- Yay!
- Buh duh bum buh dum!
- [Tim] Yay!
(laughing)