(upbeat Egyptian music)
(digging noise)
(suitcase plops)
- Viva Las Vegas!
Boy, I've been looking forward to this vacation for months.
At Pharaoh's Deluxe Resort and Casino,
our quality service and luxurious accommodations
will leave you so satisfied,
you'll be Tutan Khamun back for more.
Yes sirree, that's for me.
And brochures don't lie.
Now, where is that hotel?
(dramatic foreboding music)
Found it.
(door clanking) (door creaking)
Huh. Must be off peak season.
(soft jaunty music)
Gee, it's so dark in here,
I can barely see the whiskers in front of my face.
Look, comic strips.
(soft foreboding music)
Nah, comic strips were a lot funnier years ago.
You'd think the front desk would be in front of the hotel.
(face smashing)
(dark foreboding music)
Ah, the concierge.
Uh, pardon me, Doc,
but I'd like to book a room in your fine hotel,
king size bed, whirlpool bath,
balcony access, close to the ice machine,
away from the elevator, non-smoking please.
(elevator chime)
(sad music)
Perhaps you didn't hear me.
I want to book a room.
(quiet eerie music)
Maybe you didn't understand me.
I want
to book
a rooma.
Hello? Hello? Earth to Doc.
Anyone Manning the helm up there.
(Slapping sound)
(bashing sound)
(spinning whizzing)
(coffin crash)
Ah, your no use to me.
I swear they hire any crumb bum off the street these days.
(eerie music)
(growling)
Say, what have we got here?
Egyptian style, novelty slot machines.
Now I know I got some loose change around here somewhere.
Nope.
(growling)
Come on,
(Bash)
Come on big winner!
(slot machine ringing)
Come to Papa.
Hey, what is this funny money?
Oh brother, what a rip.
I can't stand this new fangled cryptocurrency.
(fast spinning buzz)
(withering music)
Boy, these luxury hotels are like mazes.
You can never find what you're looking for.
Well, this room is as good as any.
Now, how do you suppose these doors open?
(monster growling)
Is this it?
(door crashes)
(door shatters)
Ah, you must be the cleaning lady.
(shaking growl)
Gee, look at this place
and what gaudy decor and look at this!
They must pay you guys peanuts because this room is filthy.
(nose itches)
Ahchoo!
(crying growl)
Ah jeez, now my sinuses are acting up.
Darn sticky windows.
Yah!
Here Miss, hold this.
(crashing bang)
(loud yell)
Still feels a bit stuffy.
Let's get some air circulation in here.
(gleeful growling)
(disparaging yell)
Come on you finicky little...
Ah, now as I was...
Hey, where'd she go?
(spiraling down sound)
(gulping sounds)
(light hearted music)
(monster growling)
Quality service, luxurious accommodations.
Oh brother. This place really is the pits.
(monster growls)
No phone, no mini fridge.
Even this bed feels, like a rock, jeez Louise.
You's think these high end joints
would at least try to treat the guests well.
Eh, what's up Doc?
(snap grab)
(loud screaming)
(hi jinx music)
(monster laughing)
Woo!
Ah!
Wow Doc, you're a miracle worker that was hands down
the best deep tissue massage I ever had.
Hey, let's have some fun.
(snapping towel)
(monster screams)
(monster screams louder)
Hey, come back, where you going?
(window bash)
We were just starting to have fun.
(loud rubber snap)
(monster scream)
Ow,
dang!
It Spinx to be him.
(up beat music)