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Evelyn: Hey Youtube World! It's me, Evelyn.
Hallease: And it's me Hallease behind the camera. [laughs]
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Evelyn: Hallease's face is like [laughs]...is like...when you give your grandparents some
foolishness and they're just lookin' at it like...
Evelyn: It's like if me and my brother got donuts, and then were were like "Oooh! You
know what we should do? Put some Fruit Loops on it!"
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Evelyn: Are you ready?
Hallease: I'm ready.
Evelyn: Oreos come in a thing. So imagine your house is like, really humid and you just left
them out instead of putting them back in the pantry?
Hallease: Awww!
Evelyn: So they're like...
Hallease: Like, gooey?
Hallease: So I actually like this one.
Evelyn: It's better than the Fruit Loops.
Hallease: Yeah.
Hallease: They crumbled the Oreo a lot on this half. I'm not getting that mushy thing?
Evelyn: Chewy?
Hallease: Yeah, it's just like, the glaze is chocolatey with the Oreos. It just tastes like just like Oreo glaze.
Evelyn: Cleanse the palate. Cleanse the palate.
[laughs]
Evelyn: It's so late y'all! Shoulda been in bed a long time ago.
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Hallease: Here we have your basic glazed donut. An oldie but goodie. I'm like a donut purist
a little bit. If it ain't broke, don't fix it kinda thing.
[Evelyn wheeze laughs]
Evelyn: Oooh! Look that smile! [laughs]
Hallease: Fluffy. Once again, a really good dough. Very simple sugary glaze on top.
Hallease: Yo, this is better than HEB, man.
[Evelyn gasps]
Evelyn: Shut your mouth!
Hallease: Quite possibly, man. Quite possibly. This is like on par with HEB.
Evelyn: First you went from better than HEB, to [laughs]
Hallease: Well now I'm like "Oh man, I can't shade HEB!"
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Evelyn: Here we have the piece de resistance. I haven't reached any of the filling.
Hallease: Oh okay.
Evelyn: But I see it.
[Hallease laughs]
Evelyn: Flavor explosion I wasn't ready!
Evelyn: Whew!
Hallease: What's it giving you, Evelyn?
[Evelyn laughs]
Evelyn: In terms of the flavor explosion inside?
Hallease: Mmmhm?
Evelyn: You know those [laughs] those candies that your grandma always had that come in
a strawberry? [laughs]
Hallease: Yeah yeah yeah!
Evelyn: And when you bite it, you always forget it's jelly inside? Until you bite it and you're
like "Ewwwgh! what's that!"
[laughs]
Evelyn: That's what this is giving me.
Evelyn: Would you...come here again?
Hallease: I'm not gonna like --
Evelyn: Drive...
Hallease: make the drive, find parking, and come -- like I'm not -- and I'm sure as hell
ain't waitin' in line no donut, ya know?
Evelyn: I thought...judging from what I saw on like, The Food Network and The Travel Channel,
from the location in Portland, I thought it was gonna be like, artisanal?
[shakes head no]
[laughs]
Hallease: Yeah, this is giving me like...West Campus white privilege?
[Evelyn wheeze laughs]
Evelyn: All in all, swing through if you wanna experience what you saw on The Travel Channel
that one time. Um, but it's not....don't feel bad if you just can't find time in your schedule
to visit Voodoo Doughnut here in Austin, Texas. You'll be fine. You'll be okay.
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