[Jade] Where is she?
[screaming]
Stop her!
Come here! Come here!
Don't touch him!
What do you think you're doing? Stop! Jade! Jade!
What was that about?
Why you so mad at Cat?
Don't you just love how dogs hang their head out the window
and lick the wind?
Watch.
[panting]
Woof. [chuckles]
[panting]
Pull your head back in the car
before I roll up the window and cut it off.
Come sit.
[TV playing]
Yay, we're hanging out together.
No!
Wow, you guys really missed me.
Ew, gee, you're all sweaty.
Never speak of it.
Zuma zoom zoom.
Um.
[gasping]
No. Okay, no, I-I'm not--
- Picking your nose? - Cat!
I think they're rad cool.
Yeah, they look adorable.
You know she wants us all to wear 'em?
I will pop your head like a zit.
Graphic.
I'll just stay right here and I'll watch the door.
[screaming]
You!
Whoa! Whoa!
[screaming]
[fighting]
[screaming]
You girls knock it off!
I'll get you!
I don't want to be gotten.
Hi, Jade.
Hey.
You want to do something fun with me tomorrow night?
Sure. What?
I don't know. I figured you'd pick
- 'cause you're bossy. - Don't say I'm bossy.
Okay. But ya are. Little bit.
Yay! Cupcake power!
[giggling] Whoo!
Hey, Cat. Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat.
- Yeah? - You're killing me!
[laughing]
Hey!
Hey, baby. I was just looking for you.
- Who told? - Told what?
About me. About me on Pear Maps.
I-I told no one.
I told people not to look.
Well, then it had to have been Robbie because...
What do you mean you told people not to look?
I tweeted it on the Slap.
You...
What did you tweet?
Just, "Please do not go on Pear Maps
and look up Hollywood Arts.
If you do, do not zoom in on Jade."
"P.S. she's not picking her nose."
I made it super clear.
What?
Just run. Run fast and far.
Who took my ruby cellphone?
Was it you?
I didn't mean to. Here, you can have it back.
Good. Give it.
Curses! I'll never be able to get that ruby cellphone
as long as it's April Fools' Day.
You know, speaking of that,
are we really not gonna do anything for April Fools' Day?
Silence!
I'll get you my pretty and your little fish too.
[gasping] Cat?!
She chewed through her leash!
I'm free! I'm free!
I need a real phone! I need a real phone!
No! No!
[screaming]
[music playing]
Well?
[music playing]
Thank you for the ice cream cone.
I bought you the ice cream
so you'd tell me where Tori and Beck are.
I don't know what they are.
I feel like you did that on purpose.
Can I stop now?
No. You eat every one of those bush peas.
But I hate bush peas.
And I hate that you made every kid at this school
go online and see that picture of me.
With the finger up your nose?
I was scratching it!
But... why does me eating bush peas help?
'Cause it makes you miserable,
which makes me slightly less miserable.
I'm not gonna sit here and listen to the two of you
fight for the next two hours.
Well, she's the one who- two hours?
I thought we were just driving
to some dead actress's house and lighting a candle.
We are. Her house is in San Diego.
[screaming]
San Diego?!
Cat, we got to finish our science project
before morning.
No, I am not driving this rolling chiz box
to San Diego and back.
[music playing]
Um.
I think you look nice with no eyebrows.
Jade, I just want to say I really appreciate
you having lunch with us.
And... thank you, Andre and Beck
for handcuffing Jade to the table.
- -No problem. - Sure.
[growling, screaming]
[growling]
I still don't get how this happened.
Well, Jade asked me to make her eyebrows look nice,
so I tried to wax them
but when I took the wax strips off,
there was, um... a problem.
My eyebrows are gone!
No, they're not! I told you, they're right here!