Hi, Chris.
Hello.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Very well.
Thank you.
You look very, very good.
You look very good too.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
No.
You do look good.
And I say that, because I feel like you need someone
to compliment you.
Because it has to hurt.
You were the sexiest man alive.
And now, in the magazine, you're just as sexy Chris.
Like with Chris Pratt, with a bunch of Chrises.
Yeah.
You were demoted.
I was demoted.
So out of how many billion people
on the planet to all four of us.
Yeah.
So but you haven't let yourself go.
Because I was flipping through some
pictures today in my office.
Oh yeah?
And I found a couple that I wanted to show people.
There's that.
[CHEERING]
These are things that I have up in--
Oh, yeah?
Just posters in my bedroom.
Series of stupid hats.
There you are.
There you are again.
These are all things I sent you.
Yeah.
Thank you for doing that.
Thanks for keeping them.
I always like when you do that.
That's so sweet.
You are a good surfer though, you really are.
I'm all right.
Yeah.
I've been surfing a lot of my life.
Yeah.
Like at what age?
How old were you when you started?
Like maybe 10.
Really?
Yeah.
And have you hurt yourself badly?
Yeah.
I've kind of done my back a few times,
which you know hitting the sand and shallow water and things
and been bounced across a couple of reefs and rock ledges
and so forth.
Yeah.
I love that you just pass that on.
Yeah.
I guess I've been hurt and you list them all.
I'm still here.
Executive producer, he surfs.
And he's in the control room.
And this last spring break, the board
went up and landed and hit him in the head.
Has that happened to you?
No.
My dad actually, the feeny hit him in the cheek.
And we were surfing.
And he went and he was on the beach.
And he was waving at us to come in.
And I was like, we've only been out here for 20 minutes.
I'm not coming in.
And then, he keeps waving.
And my brother's like, why is he still waving?
I was like, I'm not going in.
We haven't been out here very long.
He goes in.
Then, my brother's waving.
I'm like, oh, what's the problem?
And the fin had gone through his cheek.
And he's trying to explain this and like bubbles of like blood
are kind of popping out the side of his face.
That's horrible.
Worst son ever.
Yeah.
And yet you still see-- everybody
thinks that surfing the scariest thing is sharks.
But it's all kinds of things.
It's the board hitting you.
Who would think of a thing going through your cheek?
Yeah, no.
I mean, there's a lot of shark attacks in Australia.
But I don't know.
There's all sorts of statistics and things
that say that you're far more likely to be killed by bees
or bee stings or crossing the road or vending
machines falling on you or what have you.
OK.
You're listening to ridiculous things.
Shaking vending machines and have
them crush people happens more often than shark attacks,
so I've heard.
Yeah.
But that's just because people don't shake sharks.
If you shook a shark, it would attack you.
Have you ever shook a vending machine?
No.
I haven't.
I've never been that angry to get a Snickers bar
that I'm like--
Not angry, hungry.
Hungry.
It's like, your two dollars goes in and nothing comes out.
It's like--
Oh.
Yeah.
That's hangry.
For sure.
Hungry?
Hangry?
Hangry.
Yeah.
Hangry.