[Introduction] Hello everyone, welcome to JoJo's
Adventure because today, we're removing the key thing that makes everything bizarre. How are we
doing this? By removing the primary person who makes it all link. Dario Brando. Wait, no, that's
the other video. DIO BRANDO! I got this idea from the video where we saw which Joestar had the best
teams. Because people can clutch out difficult moments, but what happens when you remove the main
person who made it all difficult? This scenario changes up a lot, but let's see by how much.
[Phantom Blood] In Phantom Blood, with no person
competing for the love of George Joestar, Jonathan lives a reasonably everyday life with money.
He and Erina most likely still hit it off, and Zeppeli is searching for the Stone Mask,
so he could eventually get to the Joestar manor. Still, there would be no initiative
for Jonathan to train or learn "Hamon." Dio contributed to Jonathan's drive to
stop evil. He most likely won't be as strong as the Jonathan we know,
as he doesn't have the same issues to worry about. Unless Jonathan's archaeology got him to
experiment with the mask, but that has an entirely different outcome for the future.
So, in the end, we have Jonathan Joestar and now Erina Joestar,
living happily ever after as there are no issues in their life.
[Battle Tendency] The Pillar Men have returned.
Now, while Dio isn't around, the Zeppeli's are—all of them. William, Mario, and Caesar Zeppeli would
all be around for this. In addition, the school of Hamon, which Tonpetty hosted,
still has all of the core members. Dire, Straitzo, and probably some other people, I don't know.
Here's the issue: Mario had died in a goofy way before. Caesar's abandonment issues and training
by Lisa Lisa had given him the grit to fight against the Pillar Men, AND HE STILL LOST AGAINST
WAMUU. So tell me, in a part where Joseph defeated all three Pillar Men, what will they do now?
Now I think the people have a fighting chance if gravity directs the Zeppeli's towards a stand
user who's around at that time or if they find another Joseph somewhere in the world. Right now,
I think the Joestars are "cooked," especially if we're not using the fate that gravitates to
a Joestar-focused outcome. If they don't, well, that's the end of that universe as we know it. So,
let's take the angle that they eventually find someone suitable enough to train.
We'll call this person Jo. Or maybe Keem. Actually, yeah, they lost Lisa Lisa too. So we're
going to need more than one person. Alright, our new team is three Zeppeli's and two stand users
named Jo, Keem, and Allen Iverson. Yes, I threw in a third. They most likely needed it. No, this
Allen Iverson has no relation to the basketball player. They just happen to have the same name.
Look, man, I asked who else we could get help from. Who else besides "the Answer"? But again,
no relation. So, in this adventure, all three Zeppeli's die because fate finally catches up
to them. Dire dies too, and Straitzo. Tonpetty probably died of old age a while back. So,
the three stand users who are now trained in Hamon? They exist,
and they helped defeat the Pillar men! Yay! Alright, so what's next?
[What's next?] Well, there are no Stardust
Crusaders because there's no Dio. But do you know who is still around? Kira and Diavolo. And
honestly speaking, I think fate could take care of the two, but as of what we have set in place,
it's looking bad. Even with our "new stand users," we're still missing the Speedwagon Foundation,
who helped the Joestars get everywhere and do everything. Two to three random
stand users alone can't be the driving force that wraps up every wrong thing in the "JoJo's
Bizarre Adventure" universe. It's just not a sustainable set of power that we could expect
them to take care of. Especially considering that if we found these stand users in Part 2, they'd be
too old to help do anything around Parts 4 and 5. You saw Joseph, so you know what happened.
The only way to see someone beat Kira and Diavolo is luck and hope that someone else
comes around. The enemy stand users might not be enemies, and they could've helped,
but certain people don't work or happen. Keicho originally got an arrow from Enya, and this only
happens because of their connection in Dio. No Keicho means no Akira Otoshi, no
Heaven's Door for Rohan, no Love Deluxe. As a matter of fact, just look at the screen.
But Yoshihiro gets one anyways, meaning Yoshikage still gets Killer Queen. Same with
Diavolo still getting King Crimson, which connects to Polpo, and Black Sabbath,
which connects to everyone who has been granted a stand in Passione.
This situation sucks, but what's worse, this or Pucci resetting the universe?
Well, let's try to think about this. Kakyoin is alone, Iggy and Avdol are fine,
Polnareff still wants revenge, and the Nijimura family might be homeless. They could bounce back,
considering the time they're in. Plus, you never lose hope cause hope's all we got.
Koichi is alone, but Yukako could gravitate toward him even without both having stands.
As for the part 5 crew, they're completely screwed if they try fighting Diavolo like
this with no Giorno in the back. Every team needs a support player.
Your tanks and DPS can't do their job if someone isn't in the back helping them
out. And when you're fighting a stand that manipulates time, you're going to need it.
Oh my god I just realized they're going to leave Ermes in prison. She's going to be in there for 8
years trying to kill Maxx. THIS WHOLE SCENARIO IS MESSED UP, MAN. AND ADDING DIO LIKE... It doesn't
look that much better if you're looking at the end of it all. While Dio caused an
unreasonable amount of strife for the world, he did do a good job at keeping a story going.
And honestly speaking, because Dio doesn't exist,
this gives room to the next minor antagonists trying to make it big because they don't have
someone on their head that'd check them. Why? That's just how it is.
There's this movie, The Gunfighter, 1950. Essentially, everyone wants
piece of the famous Jimmy Ringo, the fastest draw in the west. Everyone
wants to be the one who took them out because they're a focal point of power.
If other stand users had a chance of beating Dio, they could've tried, but they didn't. Because of
that and his smooth talking, Dio's version of evil and chaos had a lot of direction and help. A lot
of the people Dio hired were originally out and about, but their only job became "take care of
the Joestars," which lets up off the heat of the regular people. Not all the time, because Dio had
a lot of political power too and honestly couldn't care less about the everyday person, but...
Actually, this is all bad. The only people who live well are most likely the Joestars.
That's wild, but I guess good for them because at least there's a universe out
there where they're not suffering. A lot more people are, but I guess choose your battles.
Thank you all for watching! Hopefully I'll see
you all in the next one. Until then, peace out and Godspeed.