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Ok lets not waste any time here, this is the top 10 dumbest text messages part 11.
Starting us off at number 10 with this one.
DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN.
RESPOND ASAP.
Do I want a chicken?
Like a live one?
NO DIED.
Is it dead?
YES.
Ok. . . for eating right?
COME DOWN STAIR NOW.
This mothers grammer is so horrible and what the heck is this kid talking about of course
the chicken is dead, no come down stairs and help me eat a live chicken running around
in the kitchen.
Or did this person think they just got a pet chicken.
I feel bad for this grandma in this next one at number 9 because I think she will be having
dinner late.
DEAR WHEN YOU GET HOME PLEASE SET OUT THE LASAGNA FROM THE FRIDGE.
Gram you texted the wrong person.
This isn’t grandpa.
OH IM SORRY SWEET PEA HAVE A NICE DAY.
DEAR WHEN YOU GET HOME PLEASE SET OUT THE LASAGNA FROM THE FRIDGE.
Grandma its still me.
DEAR WHEN YOU GET HOME PLEASE SET OUT THE LASAGNA FROM THE FRIDGE.
OOPS SILLY POTATO.
This grandma knows how to text but apparently she has no idea how to text the right person
and I like how shes like oops silly potato.
Things take a wrong turn at number 8.
HEY ITS OVER.
Wtf.
Why?
After all I did for you, this is how you do me u ungrateful jackass!
Its okk that’s why I slept with 3 of your best friends, you prick ass!!
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE.
Oh how was it?
FUCK YOU BITCH.
Well that went horrible wrong and what an asshole.
This guy slept with three of his girfriends friends.
I think it should be over.
The movie and the asshole boyfriend.
Also I would want to know which friends they were because they are over as well.
Uncle Joe is next at number 7.
MY WIFE IS IN UTAH FOR 3 WEEKS AND MY KIDS ARE AT A FRIENDS HOUSE.
WE HAVE THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES.
Joe?
Who are you inviting to your house?
NAME YOUR PRICE.
$500 cash.
And you have to give me your Porsche.
If this does not happen by the time Aunt Sara comes back your screwed.
WOW I WOULD HAVE WENT FOR THE PORCHE TOO WE ARE RELATED.
Im not a cheater thought.
Is this real life right now.
I wonder if Uncle joe will actually drop of his Porsche.
I would make him sign the car to me and take the cash and when its all done, I would for
sure call ur aunt and tell her shes been cheated on.
Alright number 6.
DAD I GOT SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL.
Wtf You’re grounded.
What the hell did you do.
WELL I WAS IN CLASS AND WE HAD THIS ANTI-BULLYING PERSON COMING IN TO TEACH US.
AND SHE GOES STICKS AND STONE CAN BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME.
And!?!?!
SO I THREW A DICTIONARY AT HER HEAD.
You son are officially ungrounded.
Is this real life right now.
This is the dumbest thing ive ever heard.
This kid actually assaulted his teacher with a dictionary because he was being a smart
ass and his dad doesn’t punish him.
In fact he praises him and this teaches him that this is ok.
I would hate to be this guys math teacher because those text books are usually so thick.
Number 5.
OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE I WON THE SPELING CONTEST!?!?
I WON WITH FULL HONERS AND A SCOLORSHIP!!
Believe.
Spelling.
Scholarship.
How the hell did you win the contest?
I HAVE NO CLUE.
I have no idea what spelling contest this person entered but if you cant even spell
the word spelling that is a huge problem.
How dumb were the other kids, did everyone get all the words wrong and you just had to
spell omg to win.
At Number 4 I am actually very confused.
DUDE yeah?
I GOT A DOG!
Nice, name?
LUNCH.
. What why Lunch?
SO I CAN SAY HOLD ON GUYS IM GONNA GET LUNCH AND WHEN I COME BACK THE’LL BE EXPECTING
LUNCH BUT IT WILL BE A DOG.
You know sometimes I wonder how we became bestfriends.
. YOU LOVE ME SO SHUT UP.
I have no idea what the heck just happened.
Is there a horrible joke here.
Hold on guys im ganna get lunch what the heck is ganna.
Maybe this guy was the runner up for the spelling contest.
Number 3.
HI JONATHAN.
Hey someone changed the names of all my contacts, who is this?
WHAT DOES MINE SAY?
Dumbass.
THIS IS YOUR MOTHER I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHO CHANGED YOUR CONTACTS RIGHT
NOW!!
Dad.
. well the worst dad award goes to this asshole.
This dad stole his kids phone and changed all of his contacts and he put his wife in
as dumb ass.
I am sure that relationship is going strong.
Number 2.
HEY ITS OLIVIA.
THIS IS MY NEW NUMBER.
Hey you got a new phone too?
YEAH I HAVE.
What happened to your other one?
I PUT IT ON AIRPLANE MODE & THREW IT IN THE AIR.
WORST TRANSFORMER EVER.
Is this real life right now.
What was this person thinking.
What was suppose to happen when you put your phone into airplane mode and throw your phone
into the air?
Maybe the future is here.
Finally at number 1.
IM SO DONE WITH U. YOUR DICK IS SO SMALL & THE SEX SUCKED!
What!?
Babe you always told me you loved our sex.
OH.
SORRY BABY I SENT THIS TO THE WRONG PERSON!
<3<3<3.
MY BAD.
Ohhh ok haha I love you hun.
I think we should just leave this alone and not tell this person what just happened because
I feel so bad.
Lets just hope in time she will figure it out.
Well there you guys go.
Thanks so much for watching.