- What, where are you going? - No!
[grunting]
- Stop it! - Okay, okay. It's alright.
- Let go of me. - What are you doing?
I downloaded special prairie music.
I even trained that crazy cockatoo
to fly in and out of that window on command!
Not now!
Ow!
♪ You might be crazy ♪
♪ Have I told you lately That I love you? ♪
♪ You're the only reason That I'm not afraid to fly ♪
Hey, um...
It's getting kind of late, so I was wondering
if maybe you could drive me home.
It's not that far a walk.
She's beautiful.
We just smeared this stuff under both your arms...
and in 15 minutes,
your pits will be smooth as a baby's butt.
Can't wait.
Oh, that's refreshing.
Did you just call my sister hot?
Yep, but you're hotter.
You got some I.D.?
I.D.?
What's your name?
Oh, I'm, uh... I'm... Crystal Waters.
Whoa. [screaming]
All right. Who put me in the soda machine?!
I swear, Cat, if I were you,
I'd just punch me right in the face.
Ow!
Cat?!
♪ Easy go Nodding your head ♪
♪ Don't hear a word I said I can't communicate ♪
♪ When you wait ♪
[fan blowing]
- You're in reverse! - Tori, turn it off!
I know, I know, I know...
[screaming]
♪ My soul is true I don't have the world ♪
♪ Can't give it to you, girl ♪
Come on. Give Tori a squeeze.
[screaming]
Please don't ruin the house.
We're not gonna ruin the house.
[breaking]
My bad!
Well, hello there.
I'm a police officer.
Would you like some Raisin Bran?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What? - Are you about to kiss me?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm go-- [screaming]
[cheering]
Are those real cheekbones?
Yeah.
Oh sweet.
Did you know if you hold blood up against the light,
you can totally see all the...
[splashing]
[grunting]
♪ Is everything ♪
[screaming]
I don't get the point of this exercise.
It's just a stupid little play. Why are you so amped?
Oh, come on, like you weren't amped
the first time you got to direct a play?
You look bloated.
Have you been eating a lot of salt?
[scoffs]
You wanna watch
Okay.
[sirens blaring]
Because if you and I are ever boyfriend/girlfriend,
I'll be way meaner to you.
Uh. What're... Hey, now.
- Oh, Jade. - Andre?!
Uh. I! I!
Good as new.
Yay. Thank you guys so much.
[grunting]
[screaming]
Help me! Get off! Get off of me!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Tori Vega beat the big bad... [screaming]
Oh!
[dinging]
[grunting]
Just get another Pear phone GX.
I am waiting for the XT.
Aren't you supposed to be at Hope's party?
Yes. Yes, I am.
I'm supposed to be at a birthday party.
I'm supposed to perform a song,
and I'm supposed to like her, but I don't!
I don't like that girl at all! Not even a little bit!
And I don't know what to do.
What's some mashed potatoes?
[screaming]
Can't you see we're already wet?!
Get off my property.
[screaming]
Nancy... boys... I'm home.
Hi, honey.
- Hey, dad. - Hi, there dad.
Oh, hello, car...
Oh!
What's the lobster... Oh! Okay!
[giggling]
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ La la ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ La ♪
[screaming]
This piece is still un-chopped.
[screaming]
There! Ya happy?!
Uh, check, please.
My salad!
Excuse me, young lady.
Give me those ravioli!
There's no need to be this upset over some... Oh, my stars.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Why do you keep terrorizing me? I mean, what did I ever--
[groaning]
Get off of my school.
[groaning]
Listen, you don't have to pretend
- that you wanna borrow our.. - Reese!
- Dad, I was just.. - I told ya
to get some dang soy sauce!
I asked this girl for it but she..
Are you gonna lend us your dang soy sauce or what?
Sure. Here. Oh, it's low-sodium.
What are you, a doctor?
It worked.
[cheering]
To seafood from a truck.
Seafood from truck.
[barfing, coughing]
Don't... Don't eat the clams.
[coughing]
I didn't know you were a hockey fan.
Oh, yeah, I've been a hockey fan for... a long time.
See? My name's on the back. [chuckles]
You can't have a shirt like this made overnight.
You can so.
Please get off me, please.
I can't! Not 'til Jade gets here.
But I have to use the bathroom.
Do you really?
Yeah.
Are you lying?
Yeah.
Have any of you seen Tori and Andre?!
[grunting]
Have any of you seen Tori and Andre?!
Jade!
Where's Tori and Andre?!
Pay to the order of... Tori.
Is that spelled T-O-R-I, or it T-O-R...
Ow! Get off of me!
Stop! Stop!
Hey! [screaming]
What is she doing? [screaming]
Hey!
Oh, hey.
What are you doing up so late?
You oughtta be asleep.
Yeah. I sure oughtta.
Grab that cash!
Ten... nine... eight... seven... six,
five... four...
only four seconds...
three... two... one...
[buzzing]
[coughing]
Please tell your friends to follow me.
I'm doing this for my followers.
Follow me.
♪ There Oh say does... ♪
No! Buck! ♪...
♪ ...that star spangled... ♪
♪ Banner yet wave... ♪
Will you get up off your butt and help me make
this stupid pizza? [doorbell ringing]
Ooh! I think that's for me.
Who's here?
Pizza. Comes to $16.50
Why would you order pizza when we're making pizza?
Because I knew you'd fail.
Can I have $20 to pay this guy?
No, you cannot have twen...
Wait I'm sorry, did you just say "no"?
I...
'Cause I think if Sikowitz were here,
he might say... "Oh, someone sounds
like a Negative Nancy".
So, one more time... can I have $20?
[sighing]
Give it to me.
Thanks.
Hey, you girls are pretty. Maybe...