- You know, last week on Thursday,
it was take your daughters and sons to work day.
Which at the White House, they celebrate every day.
But for the rest of, us take your kids to work day
is a chance for children to come see the place where mommy
and daddy's dreams went to die.
But anyway, we had a bunch of kids here,
and our writers, in keeping with their never-ending quest
to do as little as possible, asked their kids
or write jokes for them for the day.
To come up with material for me, the host of the show, to share.
And with that said, they did do that,
and it's time now for the most adorable
violation of child labor laws.
Come on in, kids.
Bring your jokes in.
Guillermo, send in the kids.
Oh, there they are.
Let's have them.
Hello.
Are these the jokes?
Thank you very much. Hi, Enzo.
How you're doing?
What's happening?
How are you guys doing.
Good.
Good to see you.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, I feel like Oprah all of a sudden.
You're all healed.
So you have the jokes? - Yeah.
You have the jokes?
All right. All right.
You guys are all real cute, so let's go through some
of your jokes here. All right.
Everybody get in here.
You have a hockey stick, huh?
- Yeah. - Yeah, OK.
Good.
Hi, Jack.
All right, Avery--
Avery, you wrote-- you're six years old?
How many cheeks do we have?
You want to do the joke?
Or should I do it?
OK.
How many cheeks do we have?
One, two, three, four.
That's a good one.
It's dirty.
Margo.
Margo, these are your jokes.
Margo is four.
Why did the banana eat the orange?
Because it was so hungry, and couldn't wait to eat an orange.
That's a good one, right?
Margo again.
Why is the Hulk green?
Because he ate too much corn.
No-- no, wait.
What's the protector of the corn?
The Husk.
I didn't even [INAUDIBLE] with the husk.
What did the puppy say to Santa?
Happy ruff day.
Because it was Halloween.
Well done, Margo.
These are from Sy [INAUDIBLE].
Sy's dad works in New York at home, so we put--
there's Sy.
Sy wrote, what do you call a cat with a rubber band tied to it?
You know?
A catapult. What do you call it when the sky is filled
with a whirlwind of cats?
A "purricane."
What do you call it when flaming cats
come falling down to earth?
A catastrophe.
I'm hoping Sy doesn't have any animals in the home.
Max.
Max [INAUDIBLE] is here with us.
Max, you say--
Max, come up here, so we can see you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Don't be a banana.
All right.
Michelangelo.
Come up here.
OK.
Michelangelo, who's off to Hawaii after this trip tonight.
You wrote this joke.
Why did you put applesauce on your hair?
Because you ate your hair up.
Ow!
I'm OK.
Whoa.
By the way--
I'm OK.
Your dad laughs at his own jokes, too.
Harrison.
This is my cousin Sal's son, Harrison.
I counted 'em, there's two of them here.
Knock knock.
Jimmy Kimmel.
Jimmy Kimmel who?
Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Good one, Harrison.
Jack [INAUDIBLE],, also my cousin Sal's son.
Jack wrote, why do people not like mean people?
Because Donald Trump is the president.
Build the wall.
All right, I think these are the last ones.
Enzo [INAUDIBLE].
Enzo wrote, who's Dr. Strange's partner?
Nurse Weirdo.
I'm going to let you do the punchline to this one.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get away from his crazy ex-wife!
There you go.
Very well done, kids.
Thank you, guys.
Your parents are all fired.
OK?
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