- I'm nervous!
Like my legs hurt from rehearsal, I'm not used to dancing,
I thought I was gonna have a heart attack.
(upbeat techno music)
- Greetings, lovers of Lip Sync, my name is Elliot Morgan.
- And I'm Lee Newton and today we have a side-splitting show
featuring Rob Schneider and RoastMaster General Jeff Ross.
- So to get into the spirit, I am going
to be roasting my good friend, Lee Newton.
- Alright, I can take it! Hooray!
(giggles) Okay.
- Alright, here we go. Okay.
Lee Newton's social security number is 248--
- No no no, no, no, huh-uh. Nope.
- Okay, didn't like that one.
Lee Newton's PIN number is 6927
and her Facebook password is teganbestie72.
- Dude, dude no that's not roasting!
- And she's allergic to soy,
and she's also very bad at swimming.
- Okay, you know what, no.
None of this is roasting, alright!
- Yeah , it's true though.
- It's not how that works.
You know what, we're just gonna cut away
to our co-host Niki DeMartino, okay?
- It's all true.
- I know, that's not roasting.
- You should be ashamed of yourself
about the swimming thing.
- This personal information is like identity theft.
It'd be like if I said you pee a little when you sneeze,
and your number one fear is bees.
- Can I just say I'm seriously, like,
laughing so hard right now because I'm obsessed
with your roles, especially in Hot Chick
and Grown Ups. (coughs)
- 14 years ago.
- Wait, it was really 14 years ago?
- Yeah, seven years ago.
- Wait, no! Seven years ago, Grown Ups?
- Yes!
- I saw that in the theater for my first date in 7th grade.
(spits)
- Good to know, thank you.
(laughs)
- How are you feeling, just going into this?
- First of all, you're cutting into my time to prepare.
Right now, I was rehearsing my grinding.
That's apparently... Now I don't have time to do that.
The good thing is, it's season four.
They save the good people for season four.
They save the good songs that are still relatively
inexpensive for season four, which is what we're doing.
And I'm up against Jeff Ross.
Jeff's one of those guys, you know,
one of the funniest people in the world,
so I'm never cocky around him.
He's just a funny bastard.
- Okay, so you're going against
the RoastMaster General himself.
Are you at all intimidated or scared?
- I like to refer to him as the roast pig, but anyway.
(chuckles)
- Are you scared? - Roast beast.
No! No, but he's funny as shit.
I know he's gonna slam me before I go on.
I know that for sure.
- Do you think you have a big chance over him, beating him?
- Yeah, I think I'm more likable than him.
And I think it's going in my favor
that if you only get basic cable
you have no fucking idea who Jeff Ross is.
So I got that goin' for me.
- Wow, I am so excited.
I love grownups.
- Oh yeah, that's a hilarious movie.
- Oh I don't know anything about the movie,
I just, I love grownups.
They're so frugal.
- Uh, okay.
- Hey guys, today we're backstage
with the RoastMaster General himself,
Jeff Ross. - Hi, Niki.
- Hi, I'm low key scared because
I'm scared you're gonna roast me.
- That's okay. You look like a biker from Star Trek.
- Oh, I take that weirdly as a compliment.
- Yeah, you should.
- So how are you feeling?
This is, you know, different territory.
- I'm nervous!
Like my legs hurt from rehearsal, I'm not used to dancing.
I thought I was gonna have a heart attack.
- So have you received any advice at all?
- David Spade came by and gave me zero advice.
He said "commit," I'm like, no shit.
- So you have your show the Roast Battle.
I feel like I could imagine pressure's super high.
How does that measure to Lip Sync Battle?
- You know, with Lip Sync Battle,
you're dancing, you're singing,
you're rehearsing all the moves and the music.
With Roast Battle, I just stand there and go nice face jerk.
(chuckles)
And there's no movement in all, it's all up here.
- So you don't rehearse at all for roasting anybody?
- No, I don't want anyone to hear the jokes
'til the moment I walk out there.
- So you're competing against Rob.
Now, he called you "the roast pig?"
- You know what, I love Rob Schneider.
Whatever he does today, it'll never be as embarrassing
as Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigilo, so I think we'll be okay.
- So if you won the belt, what would you do with it?
- If I win, I'm gonna take my belt,
I'm gonna pick Rob up like a baby,
and I'm gonna carry him off.
- Now do you wanna say anything,
like maybe roast him into this camera?
- You know, his daughter's a singer, Elle King.
Well, she's very, very talented.
So, he's living proof that talent skipped a generation.
- Oh!
- Boom, roasted Rob, roasted. - Boom!
That's what roasting is.
Now I get it.
Oh, okay, that makes so much more sense.
Well you guys are gonna have to tune in later on
to see whether or Jeff Ross brings the roasting sauce
or whether or not Rob Schneider starts
making copies of his victory speech.
- Thank you guys for watching
and be sure to subscribe to the YouTube channel
and leave us a comment down below.
Say hi, we'll say hi back, it'll be great.
- Nice, I'm gonna give it a go, you ready?
Elliot Morgan, Elliot Morgan
you look like a human version of sadness.
- That's not.
- Okay, Elliot Morgan you look like a guy
that's 700,000 dollars in debt because of college.
Good luck with that theater degree, kid.
- It's a Master's, it's a Master's.
- Elliot Morgan, what a loser!
- That one's just, that was a little vague.
- Sad, sad loser!
- You look like a old lamp shade
that you find in like a man cave.
- You know what, I'm out.
I'm done, this is a done bit and it's hurtful.